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Good morrow, Gentlefolks, today’s story. A particularly sniffy one for my birthday.
Sexual Preference
A woman takes a man home one night. When they get to her apartment, she suggests that they try a 69.
“What do you mean?” he asks.
Not knowing quite how to explain, she says, “you put your head between my legs and I’ll put my head between your legs!”
Unsure but willing, he agrees. Unfortunately, as soon as he gets his head between her legs, she lets rip with a horrible, ghastly, rotten-egg type of fart.
“What the hell was that all about?!?” the man gasps.
“Oops! I’m so sorry! Let’s try again” she replies.
But the man, who by this time is already dressed and half-way out the door, replies,“If you think I’m sticking around for 68 more of those, you’re out of your fucking mind!
Happy birthday Nan!
Thank you, Minty
Happy birthday Tom .
A Birthday toast for you xx
You are still a youngster , a lot of the veterans who I host every2 months are nearly ninety , and one lady will be 99 net month , and they are all sprightly happy positive people , still driving cars , and Ray who is a real petrol head 88 year old has bought a huge Lexus , and then 3 weeks after buying it caught something on his offside wing , huge dent which he filled in clumsily, because he is scared of losing his licence https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6UBfUacnJGd2Esuc/giphy-downsized-small.mp4
Thank you, Maggie, and for those few encouraging words.
Happy Birthday, Tom. That ranks as one of your less cringeworthy ones. I hope you get into some Birthday mischief in Moffat or nearby.
Thank you CV2. Not a lot of mischief to be found in Moffat – sadly.
Happy birthday Tom. Hope the sun shines for you,
Thank you, Ann, the sun may have shone but I stayed in bed.
A Happy Birthday to you!
Thank you BoB.
Happy birthday. 79 I believe, make the most of a prime year.
Thank you, Sos.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, Philip.
Morning GG
Good morning, chums, and once again a very Happy Birthday to Sir Jasper.
Morning everyone from an intemperate Minty! Lol!
I was told ‘call her a him’. I couldn’t go along with it. 24 May 2023.
Some will have little sympathy with the preacher’s son who openly admits he believes biological sex is immutable and that homosexuals are “sinners”.
His personal website lists “abominations” which include abortion, homosexuality, pornography and Islam. In his online preachings, he describes abortion as “genocide” and calls Mohammed a “false prophet”, arguing: “So long as the Quran is around there will never be peace on earth.”
Describing homosexuality as going against creation, he claims: “A homosexual gene does not exist, you cannot be born gay,” a view that will strike some as incompatible with teaching children in the 21st century.
The author of this piece is careful to walk around the identities of those who would approve of his dismissal and the lack of comments prevents those who oppose it supporting him. A young man with a family has lost his job; no small matter in itself, leaving him also open to the possibility of personal attack as well as affecting his future prospects outside education. Where is the justice in this? He has been sacked for holding views that are common to the great majority in the UK. That is his crime. It is also a warning to them.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/05/23/teacher-sacked-misgendering-pupil/
Views which were accepted as normal not so long ago.
And still are by the majority but of course they’re afraid to say so.
372598+ up ticks,
Morning Each, (2)
Letters: Does Labour really have what it takes to solve the crisis in the NHS?
There is NO WAY on this, Gods green planet that ANY of these current political lying,deceitful, treacherous rabble the lab/lib/con
mass controlled/uncontrolled immigration mass paedophile umbrella coalition party are out to solve anything appertaining to the NHS,they are purely a facade for the WEF/NWO RESET agenda.
Anyone believing otherwise especially after witnessing these past two plus years of their odious actions, are seriously mind sick and with a second opinion thick as hogs shite.
Please ,please,please adjust your mindset to ” The political overseers / pharmaceuticals do NOT HAVE the peoples / herds
welfare first & foremost at heart, far from it”
We’re assuming that any rewards from a lifetime of working, raising two more tax slaves and keeping our noses clean will be spent trying to keep painfree and mobile.
Yes.
Good morning to all.
Another beautiful morning with a clear blue sky and a pleasant 7°C out in the yard.
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And he will be the cause of it
Any chance that Al Gore might ‘end’?
probably in the next 10 years……
Morning VOM et AL
Well Al, you better get spending some of that $300 million you made off this scam.
Good Morning, all
Mild and sunshinish
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Good Morning Folks
Bright start here, bit chilly
Good morning, all. A very happy Empire Day to you. Sunny and breezy.
Thank you, Bill, I miss not having the National Anthem played on my birthday.
It would have been my paternal grandmothers 123rd birthday today! 🌹
…and Queen Victoria’s umpty-tumpth.
204th.
Thank you, Anne, i was too tired to work it out.
Happy birthday Tom! 🎂 🥳🍨🍷🥰
Thank you, Jules.
Has it been a good day?
I slept through most of it. A bit like Christmas when you’re alone – just another day.
And to you, the MR, G & P
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Does Labour really have what it takes to solve the crisis in the NHS?
Crises what crises, there it’s solved.
372598+ up ticks,
Political overseers employees at work, now if those sitting in the road were paedophiles I would say the uniformed kapos were from the rotherham force, but seems not.
https://twitter.com/danwootton/status/1661004415346839554?s=20
Those coppers were quick off the mark whan it came to him! They should all be sacked!
Who is giving them their instructions to persecute ordinary working people in order to help the effluent who break the law by blocking the King’s Highway.
He was only doing their job for them (the police).
To my taste, The Times is just getting worerser and worserer, not merely in its chosen cartoons but in almost every print piece, article or opinion.
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The Civil Service leadership think they can defenestrate the last vestiges of any Conservative tendencies in the nominally ‘ruling party’, relying on the new King to back them up.
It’s because it’s Top Down. All the MSM are merely propaganda outlets.
I agree. Political cartoons have never been noted for their tastefulness, and I would not censure them: but this effort says more about the current Times than perhaps its editor realises.
In effect, it is saying that trying to run a country with any degree of efficiency is inhuman.
I quite like the representation of Javid as Uncle Fester:
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Government sets up world-first Whitehall anti-fraud squad. 24 May 2023.
Risk, Threat and Prevention Service will inspect spending plans to protect taxpayer’s money from hackers and scammers.
All major government spending plans are to be dissected for fraud risks under plans to stop scammers from hoovering up taxpayers’ cash.
A new team within Whitehall will “stress test” big funding pledges and check them for loopholes before the cash can be disbursed to the public.
The reform has been introduced after the Treasury lost £4.5 billion to fraud during the Covid-19 pandemic, much of which is yet to be recovered.
Another meaningless and pointless reform. The real threat to taxpayer’s cash is the Government!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/05/23/government-scammers-fraud-pandemic-risk-threat-public/
PS: NOT INCLUDING £20,000,000,000+ of Covid “LOANS”.
Look at MPs friends and family who benefited from Covid. It’s not too late to bring them to justice except that justice has been abolished.
Government sets up world-first Whitehall anti-fraud squad. 24 May 2023.
Risk, Threat and Prevention Service will inspect spending plans to protect taxpayer’s money from hackers and scammers.
All major government spending plans are to be dissected for fraud risks under plans to stop scammers from hoovering up taxpayers’ cash.
A new team within Whitehall will “stress test” big funding pledges and check them for loopholes before the cash can be disbursed to the public.
The reform has been introduced after the Treasury lost £4.5 billion to fraud during the Covid-19 pandemic, much of which is yet to be recovered.
Another meaningless and pointless reform. The real threat to taxpayer’s cash is the Government!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/05/23/government-scammers-fraud-pandemic-risk-threat-public/
Good Moaning.
The ex-Mrs Gove stating the blindingly obvious. Sadly, it is a blindingly obvious trope that needs repeating ad nauseam.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-12116979/SARAH-VINE-dont-stand-new-cultural-mafia-free-speech-cease-exist.html
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Why are Pirates called Pirates?
What do Pirates call their Mothers?
What do Pirates call their Fathers?
You should post that again on 19 Sep 🙂
I doubt if our Bargeman would be so tediously predictative
Aaargh!
This chappie set foot in Australia 80 years before Capt. Cook: A very good read.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_PR7YWQOc
Prince Harry?
372598+ up ticks,
I for one do think it is bloody brave of him to fess up,
https://twitter.com/miss_anthrop75/status/1661096846175903752?s=20
Well his wife has one of the biggest pricks in the world – him
Reminding everyone that he is a knob?
And this idiot may well be deputy prime minister – as Clegg was – when Starmer forms a coalition government with the Lib/Dems!
Russia ‘deeply concerned’ as citizens evacuated from nine Belgorod villages. 24 May 2023.
The Russian Volunteer Corps and the Free Russia Legion, two units of Russian nationals fighting on Ukraine’s side, released footage of their fighters in and around the village of Graivorona, about three miles inside Russia, on Monday.
“The Russian army could do nothing to oppose a group of patriotic volunteers who took up arms and were not afraid to openly go against the Moscow regime for the free future of Russia,” the Legion said on its Telegram channel. “There is panic in the Belgorod region.”
Russian Volunteer Corps leader, Denis Nikitin said his fighters used US-made Humvees and M1224 MaxxPro armoured vehicles during the attack.
The US state department said it was “sceptical” about reports that US-supplied weapons were used in the attack, adding that it does not encourage or enable attacks on Russian territory.
Well that settles it then! These two groups are CIA organised and funded. If I were them I would remember what happened to Andrey Vaslov and his collaborationist Russian Liberation Army in WWII.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/05/23/ukraine-russia-war-latest-bakhmut-belgorod-live-updates/
An utterly obscene level of borrowing
…and who was the prime architect with all his ‘Quantitative Easing’? Why, none other than our current Prime Minister when Chancellor.
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/an-utterly-obscene-level-of-borrowing/
Happy birthday Tom, many happy returns!
Thank you, Sue.
Happy birthday Tom fro vw and me.
Thank you, both.
Happy Birthday, Tom.
Disqus lost my first greeting down the back of the cyber sofa.
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Thank you, Anne.
🎶Happy Birthday to you, Tom🎶 🎉🎉🥳🥂🍾🎂🎉🎉
Thank you, Mum.
Did OUR latest £500,000,000 get spent on new Blue Tents or did Care4Calais buy them?
https://twitter.com/markmaycot/status/1661253473852358658?s=20
Just look at all the rubbish and squalor around the tents. Are these the kind of standards that need to be imported?
It’s going to be interesting to see the state of the hotels that are full of them when (and if) they leave
Rubble and ashes.
I think as part of the contract Serco will undertake repairs.
with government , sorry OUR, money
Winston Churchill must be doing 1000 rpm in his grave. What a pr*t his close descendant is.
If they leave it will be to occupy our properties.
Nuke the lot
Who is supplying the blue tarpaulins being used as tents?
The French authorities do nothing but can you blame them? Would the British want to stop such scum leaving UK to go to France?
‘Morning, Peeps. The forecast for this part of yer sarf coast is wall-to-wall sunshine for at least a week, no doubt to be accompanied by yet more drought warnings…
A good letter in my honest opinion:
SIR – The Tate Britain rehang has, among other things, sought to put our colonial past in the spotlight – and not in a good way.
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before we see the renaming of this institution, since it was founded on the profits of the evil sugar trade. In fact, it would be a double victory for the woke brigade: an exploiter of slaves and a cause of obesity attacked in one move.
Mike Tugby
Warminster, Wiltshire
Anything that attacks the wokery sickness is to be welcomed!
The truth about the BBC’s war on ‘disinformation’. Spiked. 24 May 2023.
The new BBC Verify project reflects the cultural elites’ paranoid fear of free speech.
The BBC has launched yet another project to fight what it sees as the great evil of our time – so-called disinformation. Introducing the new ‘BBC Verify’ project, BBC News CEO Deborah Turness says that ‘audiences are constantly bombarded with mis- and disinformation… noise and sensationalism’. This, she adds, has led audiences to doubt what they see and hear, including when it comes from the BBC.
But this Mis- and Disinfromation if it exists must come from the MSM including the BBC. It can come from nowhere else! There is no other source for the masses to watch! What they really object to is that audiences refute what they are made to listen to! They shouldn’t be surprised. The Soviet State tried for seventy years to try and get the Russian people to believe what they were told. It didn’t work there either!
https://www.spiked-online.com/2023/05/23/the-truth-about-the-bbcs-war-on-disinformation/
Presumably this replaces their much-derided Factcheck silliness, which achieved precisely nul points. This is just another attempt to mark their own homework. It won’t alter my motto for this shower – ‘We are never wrong’.
‘Morning, Minty.
Presumably this replaces their much-derided Factcheck silliness, which achieved precisely nul points. This is just another attempt to mark their own homework. It won’t alter my motto for this shower – ‘We are never wrong’.
‘Morning, Minty.
Presumably this replaces their much-derided Factcheck silliness, which achieved precisely nul points. This is just another attempt to mark their own homework. It won’t alter my motto for this shower – ‘We are never wrong’.
‘Morning, Minty.
Ministry of Truth.
I spent many hours in the very top rooms, trying to not read about Henry VlII’s hunting dogs, rather than researching house records for my dissertation.
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SIR – Most people caught speeding try for a speed awareness course instead of points, and it would be wholly reasonable for someone as busy as Suella Braverman, the Home Secretary, to ask her subordinates to try for her (report, May 23).
Anyone who has run a large enterprise will understand that. If Ms Braverman has breached the ministerial code then the code is insane. One suspects, however, that this is not about the code but just another of the regular attempts by the Civil Service blob to get rid of a minister it dislikes.
It is profoundly undemocratic for ministers in elected governments to become subject – as is increasingly the case – to dismissal at the whim of a faceless, unelected and self-appointing Civil Service. It was an outrage that Dominic Raab, who is now standing down as an MP (report, May 23), was toppled apparently just for ruffling the feathers of civil servants whom he found incompetent or dilatory.
Government is a tough, high-pressure business, and ministers deserve considerable latitude in their behaviour – not this constant, petty sniping.
Gregory Shenkman
London SW7
Bravo, Mr Shenkman. I even heard Gina whatshername say, live on GBN, that Mrs Braverwoman had suggested she should avoid any sanction for speeding because she was on government business at the time. She was immediately pulled up by the interviewer who pointed out that this had not been reported and that there was no evidence that SB had ever made such a suggestion. That the leader of some rag bag political party called Truth and Fair (oh the irony!) did not challenge her telling-off says a lot. I trust that GBN will deny her any further ‘oxygen of publicity’.
I didn’t get a choice – 3 points and £100 fine – and when I told the insurance company they stung me for an extra £56 on the policy I’d just paid for
I think it depends on how much above the speed limit you are.
42 in a 30. unmarked car parked in a private driveway
If Braverman goes then Sunak and his non conservative Conservatives must be voted out of office for ever.
If even the so-called conservative Conservatives such as Redwood, Rees-Mogg, Cash and the others who claim to be conservative stay in the party should Braverman be forced out the they are hypocrites who should be spurned and reviled.
Speaking of Redwood, did you see him on GBN/Mogg yesterday evening? Buckets of common sense and still a real Conservative. His time on the back benches represents many wasted years of a talented politician.
Good morning all ,
Nice blue sky and sunshine .
The hawthorn and blackthorn blossom looks magnificent ,as do the banks of cow parsley .. looking out of my bedroom window to the fields beyond, the hedgerows look as if they have been topped off with a blanket of snow . The countryside smells delicious , and the skylarks are soaring as they sing… Truthfully., I am not being poetic , I wish you could hear them .
Browsing through Twitter , saw this . https://twitter.com/ElishaFlowers7/status/1661259860141543426
Good morning Belle – the hedgerow here is covered in blossom too.
I tried out your Greek cod bake recipe last night. It was good, though I did leave out some of the spices. There’s a bit of the potato left to finish off for lunch. The tomato I used was some from last year’s crop preserved using the MR’s recipe.
Good morning J,
Britain is so beautiful at the moment , and whilst I am thinking about it , I loved your F/B pics of the swifts in your nest boxes .
We are all quite concerned by the absence of our little summer migrants , lack of insects etc. Have heard and seen 3 cuckoos.
Haven’t heard a cuckoo here for many years. Did you see my pics of the hedgerow?
There are chiffchaffs here but we found a young Robin drowned in a bucket yesterday.
Yes, everywhere seems to be swathed in white .. and the tree blossoms , especially the Chestnuts are stunning , it is almost as if the countryside is saying .. keep us safe , don’t destroy us .
I haven’t seen much pink blossom around this year. I wonder why.
Good Lord. I am just sooooooooo surprised.
Wisteria completely obscures the porch now and has never exuded such a strong perfume.
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Perhaps it was one of his wives.
“The hawthorn … blossom looks magnificent…”
It’s a 10-minute walk from my house through parkland to Sainsbury’s. There are great hawthorn thickets which are as you describe, the flowers in such enormous and dense clusters that the leaves and branches are invisible. The wild apple trees were a treat as well although their petals have now fallen. Even if I had a digital camera it wouldn’t be possible to do justice to it all. It’s enough to stand and stare, though most of the dog-walkers ask me if I’m feeling alright. They seem oblivious to the splendour of it.
This year’s weather has certainly helped, with no wind or rain to damage the blossom.
Many people rewarded are absolute SH!ts – Tony Blair is just one such.
All too often it’s the same sort. Promoted based on ethnicity, incompetent, corrupt and abusive.
Europe wants Latin America on side against Vladimir Putin. Good luck with that. 24 May 2023.
In the struggle for hearts and minds against Russia, Europe has it sights on a new target. Unfortunately for them, Latin America’s not listening.
An extended charm offensive by senior diplomats from major European nations and institutions has sought to win over neutrally-minded Latin American nations to their cause as part of the broader geopolitical battle with Russia and China.
U.K. Foreign Secretary James Cleverly is the latest to try his hand, visiting Brazil on Wednesday for the final day of a week-long tour of Latin America which has already included high-level talks in Colombia and Chile.
Unfortunately most of Latin and South America has personal experience of the US Hegemony. They were in fact with the Munroe Doctrine among its first victims. Invasion, repression, War Crimes. Sound familiar? This is why it’s been handed over to the Europeans.
https://www.politico.eu/article/south-america-to-resist-british-appeals-for-collaboration-on-russia-china/
Re the Cardiff riot. Why were little young scrotes causing mayhem on the motor scooters.
We have a few mad bad lads in this area who do the same .
Sadly people are fearful of them due to repercussions , and the police are busy doing other things .
The public are quite scared of feral youths .
………………so are most Police
The fact that the Police so often take the side of the hoodlums has not only encouraged the hoodlums but it has made people who should intervene fearful of doing so because they will find themselves in trouble.
Not only is the chap trying to get to work tackled by the police for trying to remove from the highway those deliberately and illegally blocking his way to do so but the PTB take the side of the teacher in Batley who is still in hiding because of serious death threats from Muslims. And what about the case reported this week of the Christian teacher who has been banned from teaching for refusing to call a girl in his class by male pronouns.
Should MPs be deselected for refusing to call Ms Abbott a hippopotamus if that is what she self-identifies as?
Sadly she doesn’t have the self-awareness to self-identify as Abbotopotomus. Or anything that is not skin-colour related. I wonder how her semi-feral son is doing, having completely undermined her “West Indian mothers are best” boast.
escooters are a curse upon the earth, implicitly good, but its the riders and way they are ridden which cause the problem. In this case though it was an ebike with two on board. They cost about £2k plus, not a thing the average yob in Ely would be able to buy, and the go like the wind.
as I understand it only e-scooters which are hired are allowed on the road – privately owned ones aren’t
e scooters are only permitted in public as part of an authorised scheme, e bikes are treated in law as normal bikes.
Sorry, my mistake – I meant e-scooters – edited
Reposted from midnight
Wednesday 24th May, 2023
To some he is No to Nanny
To some he is Sir Jasper
But to most of us he is
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and many happy returns and many more cheerfully disgraceful jokes!
With affectionate wishes
Caroline and Rastus
Happy birthday Tom – hope you have a great day
Thank you, Spikey. I had a great day, slept through most of it.
Happy Birthday, Tom! Singing with good cheer and a lot of energy – sorry if it’s a bit loud!
Katy
Thank you Katy.
Happy birthday Tom I hope you have a decent day.🍻🥃cheers.
Thank you, Eddy.
Happy birthday Tom.
Raising a toast to you x https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT9DPPqwOCoxi3ASWc/giphy-downsized-small.mp4
Thanks again, Maggie.
Grattis på födelsedagen, Lord Rayne.
Hope it’s a good ‘un. 👍🏻🥃
Tacks a mycket. Pardon my spelling. I’ve forgotten more Swedish than I knew.
Tacks a mycket. Pardon my spelling. I’ve forgotten more Swedish than I knew.
Happy birthday, dear. I hope you are treated; if not today, then treat yourself! Lots of good wishes flying to you….
Thank you, Lass.
xx
Once again, thank you both.
Happy birthday, Tom!
Thank you, Connors
Police tell lies – shock. “No police vehicle in vicinity” – then CCTV shows there were… Oh dear; there’s not lovely isn’t it?
The vid was from 4 mins previous to the accident and some way away. I think that the statement that there was no police presence when and where the accident happened is correct. The little scroats had obviously outrun the tail, which eventually caught up with the miscreants plastered against a bus. How sad…
We’ll see.
SIR – I was interested to hear the BBC’s interview with Sir Keir on Monday morning.
It was never suggested that one of the biggest mistakes on the NHS was made by the last Labour government, which pushed through the new GP contract. Since then general practice has deteriorated.
I worked for 30 years under the old contract and accepted night and weekend working as part of my job. Indeed, while I was at medical school I knew that, when I qualified, I would have to expect this. I wonder if the Labour Party will recognise or learn from its error.
Dr John Bennett
Newick, East Sussex
How sweetly old fashioned.
Morning, Maggie.
The other day I posted that I’m aiming to be moored at Devizes Wharf on Sunday, and that afternoon tea would be available to any passing Nottler. I will post confirmation that I have arrived in Devizes early on Sunday morning so if anyone can make it would you kindly reply on Sunday morning to let me know so I can secure adequate supplies of scones, jam, clotted cream, & fizz, etc etc.
Just as a reminder this is what the boat looks like:
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Very generous of you. Too far for me but i hope you get a good turn out. Have a great day !
Thanks. noted.
I live not far from the river Hamble…hint hint.
I have been known to motor up rivers (but only ones connected to the canal network):
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He said Hamble, not Humber….
I thought that was the Golden Gate Bridge…
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Good one , Sue .🤣
Thanks pet! 💕
I think that is the Severn.
What a Bore.
Thanks Bob! You’re probably right! I’m a bit Borea-centric!
He’s about to pass under the new Severn Bridge with the old one, between Aust & the Beachley Peninsular in the distance.
Of course the last time I sailed up the Severn, there was only the one bridge.
I wish I was closer as well.
Did you ever come across Terry and Monica Darlington ?
‘Narrow Dog to Carcassonne’.
After some alterations they took their narrow boat from Stone via the Thames and Margate, across the channel and down to the Mediterranean. Quite a venture.
Then by a cargo vessel across the Atlantic to explore the east coast. Two decent and amusing reads from and about both trips.
I like watching Robbie Cumming with his Canal boat Diaries.
It’s not all as straightforward as one might expect.
Never met ‘Tits Magee’ but have his books.
Met an 82 year old in Hungerford last week who told me that he’d been touring the European Waterways in his boat. He hired a safety boat and he and his son crossed the Channel from Belgium all the way into the River Thames. The crossing took 24 hours and involved sea sickness! Incredibly brave / foolish!
I’ve also seen the series where Tim Spall and his wife go sailing in a Dutch Barge.
Not as easy as it looks. I remember they hit a small boat anchored in the harbour at Padstow.
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Ah Matilda!
We have walked that part of the canal several times, but unfortunately not when you are there. Kind offer though!
Thank you for your kind invitation, but unfortunately I shan’t be able to make it. Hope it’s a pleasant gathering.
No M.Thomas this morning?
I hope the MR isn’t having trouble scraping him off the mattress after my suggestion that he considers using a wound dressing liberally coated with honey…..
He came to a sticky end.
I have been here since before 8 am!!
Glad to hear it!
Morning all 🙂😉
Not a cloud to be seen, excellent……so far.
The NHS is in such a mess behind the front lines it’s going to take a lot more than labour’s ‘we always know all the answers in hindsight’, to fix it.
A decent evening at the local with two old friends last night. Good to see a crowd of youngsters in as well. Thankfully all around the other side of the bar, my word they can be a bit noisy. I enjoyed 3 pints of Abbot ale. Still a decent flavoured beer. Tribute was one of the alternative ales but it had just run out.
The bar lady brought the two Tribute’s to the table.
Beginning to cloud over here now.
Cloud here as well.
Moh golfing again , despite waking up at 0300hrs screaming his head off with leg cramp, and then me manipulating his toes to ease his cramp .. I feel exhausted , all I want is a decent night’s sleep on a nice comfy mattress.
I wonder if I should book into a hotel or B and B ust to have an undisturbed sleep?
And here. 😒
and here
I’m fully expecting Sir Kier to announce that he can solve the NHS crisis by using AI.
Quite honestly I can’t see how Artificial Insemination will solve the problem! 🤔
I will only believe this AI guff when I see it.
Not Guff. You can already buy a programme that you can use for narrating documentaries and is indistinguishable from a real human voice. It actually learn proper intonation as it goes along and, it has been caught lying in order to gain information. The below is a short. But there are much longer videos on You Tube that explain it.
Journalist had a creepy encounter with new tech that left him unable to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f24JL0nnhcA
If Kevin is a journalist why is he not using proper grammar? Der life, if that were published I’d die from shame.
Heard on a programme about the Euphrates. “The Euphrates fertiled the civilizations of….”
How is that for grammar?
Try speaking to the NatWest automated helpline, you’d be better off trying to talk to your dog, it didn’t understand a word I said, and I speak very standard English.
Their CORA bot is little better if you have a problem even slightly out of the ordinary; once you actually get through to a proper agent they are professional and helpful.
If I see the advert again for the AI programme on You Tube. I will make a note of it and send the link. It will give you the creeps. Unfortunately I don’t recall the name because it wasn’t pertinent to anything I do.
We will have to go back to face to face meetings then, and that would be a good thing. Human contact will have to return.
A very good point Johnny
Solving the problem of the NHS doesn’t need a super computer. It’s obvious: it’s a government department. Everything wrong with government departments applies to the NHS:
Overmanning
Inefficiency
Waste
Other people’s money
Paid regardless outcomes
No consequences for failure
Oversight is self interested, not selfless.
Targets instead of outcomes
One of the most prolific and out standing problems in the finance side of the NHS is treating anyone who turns up. Irrespective of whether they have ever contributed a single penny to the kitty. Or paid for their treatment. This has been going on for many decades.
Meanwhile they don’t treat people who have paid in for decades.
What happened to the Bar Maid.
Those were the days…… Long ago I was once in my old local The Adam & Eve NW7 when a bar maid from NZ chucked a pint over Terry Downes the Boxer, not quite sure what he had said to her but……… It shut him up.
Labour’s answer is always to throw more taxpayers’ money at the problem.
Even though the next general election may not be until January 2025 at the latest, a number of MPs have already announced they will not be standing the next time the country goes to the polls.
https://news.sky.com/story/the-mps-who-have-announced-they-are-standing-down-at-the-next-general-election-12758551
I shall be washing my hair.
I’d wash mine if I could find one
I’ll send you a lock…
and key?
We’d be better off if all 625 stood down
I wish that more of the few conservative Conservative MPs in the HoC would not just say they won’t be standing in the next election but resign from the party NOW to make the point that the Conservative Party no longer represents conservatism in any way.
By not doing so aren’t they aiding and abetting fraud?
Do they care? As long as they get their 30+ pieces of silver and pensions.
That’s fine, I’ve no intention of voting. They’ve wasted every opportunity gifted them on infighting, bickering, back stabbing, petulance, undermining the nation, favoured groups and other total nonsense.
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Apostrophe crime.
I can’t see what it is yet! 🤔😉
There have always been sex pests and he seems to have been a crotch- grabber mainly.
There were plenty of those around when I was a teenager as I found out.
I didn’t like him at all and I detested that bloody song, Tie me kangaroo down sport, irritated me to bad temper and beyond. But I can’t help but feel that he is being pursued beyond death and it is a little obscene, as if being a pedophile was the only thing he was noted for.
Looking it up I see his victims were two teenage girls, one 14 the other 16. You would be lucky now to find virgins of that age. I’m not being cynical, I have a daughter and she would tell me what here friends, cohorts, of both sexes were up to. Not the sort of thing my generation contemplated of girls that age. So frankly, I think there is an element of sanctimonious self righteousness being meted out here. His behaviour was on an entirely different level to Jimmy Savile who was a professional predator.
It’s as if he’s been made a scapegoat for Savile, who got away with all his crimes and died instead.
Yes, Ndovu, I agree.
Tories are in meltdown .
Who are the Civil Servants , are they left wing Starmer loving mischief makers.
A Brussels orientated Blob
It may well be other Conservative MPs behind this. Remember: “sitting on the benches opposite are the Opposition: your enemies are behind you “.
They are ‘the Blob’
Snivel Serpents, please!
From another post elsewhere:
Rachel Reeves’s husband, Nicolas Joicey, works in the Cabinet Office. As
does Guardian journalist Pippa Crerar’s husband, Tom Whitehead. As does
ITV News Editor Paul Brand’s husband, Joe Cuddeford. Coincidence, I
think not.
Look at a picture of the Passport Office – I haven’t got one but I have seen one and it perfectly coincides with my experience when I was last there – 23 years ago!
All foreigners, or not very far descended from foreigners.
‘Morning All
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Rest………
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Must be heartbreaking for Philip Schofield trying to get used to normal
life, getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for
school…
Morning all! Nice day again.
I have thanks to make
Oberstlentnant suggested blue tack on a stick to pick up pamphlets and other flat objects off the floor so I ordered some with my groceries which were delivered yesterday. Have a long stick that was used for protecting a clematis in transit and on one end it has a flat disc. So put the blu tack on that and it works. So thanks Ober for a great suggestion.
Also phizzie suggested Vicks because I’m having a hard time breathing in this weather, cold and wet is definitely better for me. His suggestion reminded me of something that is extremely popular in California, few households don’t have it, Tiger Balm, it is somewhat similar to Vicks and is used in the same way as well as being put on your forehead for headaches. Also used for aches and pains. Forgot all about it because it wasn’t available here for years that I could see. Anyway, looked it up on eBay and there it is. So have ordered some. So thanks Pip!
Can’t recommend Tiger Balm highly enough, well worth buying.
Here is a link
https://www.ebay.co.uk/str/personalisationworld
You’re welcome.
I think Tiger Balm comes from Singapore. I used it a lot when I worked out there.
Yes, great stuff. Using Vicks as Pip suggested but looking forward to the Tiger Balm arriving.
I think you can get it in the UK. Never tried, I must admit.
I ordered it off eBay.
Anyone else having trouble reading anything on TCW this morning? I’ve tried different links and all get an error message.
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/
Worked for me.
Nope. bummer.
Restart your PC.
Just logged out and back in to see if that clears it. If not will have to try a shutdown but that takes a bit more effort retrieving everything I want.
“Restart” is different from turning off and back on.
Did that and still got nowhere. I give up.
Just logged out and back in to see if that clears it. If not will have to try a shutdown but that takes a bit more effort retrieving everything I want.
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No problems!
No problems either.
Re Stephen’s honey
traptip yesterday. I told the MR – who was very impressed. It also appears that the dressing applied by Nurse yesterday contains some honey… We are hoping to buy a tube of “medical honey” in Boots tomorrow.Manuka (leptospermum) honey from New Zealand. Though I do have a woolly manuka in my garden which only flowers spasmodically.
Good for burns too.
manuka honey
Research has found manuka honey
to be the best for medical use, given its unique antibacterial,
antioxidant, and apoptopic properties. Medical grade honey products
don’t always contain much honey, and sometimes have other ingredients
too.16 Aug 2022
Thank you, Professor Ferguson.
Manuka isn’t cheap.
I have a wealthy wife.
Manuka honey is a wonderful substance … shame it tastes like shit!
I wouldn’t buy it. I also wouldn’t buy any of the adulterated rubbish the supermarkets sell. There are local producers here. I support them.
Proper Manuka honey is not like ordinary honey because the bees make it from Leptospermum scoparium which has medicinal properties anyway. Beautiful shrub
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0b/f2/c5/0bf2c5bdfaf0c3662acc50e089937b01.jpg
Pretty hardy shrub in the South of the UK not sure about oop north.
The best honey for wounds, expensive. One of my wives was treated with it in hospital for a persistent wound that went to the bone, it worked. This was an American hospital and they look dimly on any unconventional medicine, no cranks or alternative medicine, so this is mainline medication in the USA
Manuka Honey 525+ MGO, Certified, Pure Gold, Premium Manuka Honey, 500g
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125936861073?epid=12024345032&hash=item1d526bff91:g:6ZgAAOSwb6BkLX0n&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4OGQm2TFNlhCJ64lNOASBOhMK59jkwFMtRPVl1Ru%2Bfpl0K5OxWp1TXKa%2FPgdVJtGwPxXglDSVfQyaXUlDrZMm1r6fVQHorg9O2VMyS4d%2FzE9qldHAahHw88PiF1m1zsNiDTGsbWIr6whfFvzwSN4DQK7VmrH1tLNM2GMO0gAkHJo7VEUw2N5DQRXXOOkuGXeeUDXfKC9LIO07v4KoKqe2wqPec7u8aZPvcDgn%2FHPtTwwMeLxa2VJjhzlgMhl5sQmpRinhSWhNHsuGUIqDn2ifIxmy3e7jx3mx1yemSnrvrcZ%7Ctkp%3ABFBMpvfO14li
It’s expensive £31.79 You will find cheaper versions that are adulterated or purport to be Manuka Honey when it isn’t really. It is not cheap to produce hence the expense. But it’s your health and that is worth a lot.
“One of my wives”…. lucky fella!
First two died, one cancer, the other massive heart attack. The last was an evil bitch I refer to as The Daughter Of The Anti-Christ, divorced and fled to the UK. She would have had me in jail if I hadn’t. Psychopathic woman officially diagnosed with ‘Borderline personality disorder of the Narcissistic kind.’ Even then, the court system being what it is in California, she got custody of our son and I got barely two days of visitation per week and no holidays with him. She wasn’t happy with that and tried to put me in jail via various scams she created to get me arrested. Accused me of assault on her when I wasn’t even in the same town. Accused me of child molestation when I had my son., kidnapping was another one. She got her wish to have our son 100% of the time. After fighting her in the courts for 5 years and getting no where I left. Things were not good for fathers in those days. Actually knew a father who went to court constantly because he was afraid that his ex-wife was putting his children in jeopardy, they always turned him down. Eventually the daughter was killed in a boating accident due to the ex-wife’s irresponsibility. He went to court after the incident to sue for custody of his son. Judge decided that she should keep the child because: “She had not been found guilty of any crime.” She was on bail waiting for trial. For one other father I knew, a good friend, he hung himself in despair. I still feel his loss and feel guilt because I didn’t see it coming.
Oh dear……….unlucky fella then. so sorry to hear about the losses you suffered.
Having faith, as an Orthodox Christian, I believe it is all for a purpose.
Or very unlucky?
It took me a long time and much testing before I finally found my one and only lovely wife.
In the address I gave at our wedding reception I quoted from Chaucer’s naughtily ironic Merchant’s Tale which mocks the old man who takes a young wife;
And certeinly, as sooth as God is kyng,
To take a wyf it is a glorious thyng,
And namely whan a man is oold and hoor;
Thanne is a wyf the fruyt of his tresor.
Thanne sholde he take a yong wyf and a feir,
On which he myghte engendren hym an heir,
Chaucer wrote with considerable irony but I have always loved the lines from the old song, A Bachelor Gay from which I also quoted:
When he fancies he is past love,
It is then he meets his last love
And he loves her as he’s never loved before.
Unlucky indeed, I envy you. I was successful, my first wife. But… After the third I had enough I have not been in a relationship since I was in my 40’s. You only find the right one once.
The best honey for wounds, expensive. One of my wives was treated with it in hospital for a persistent wound that went to the bone, it worked. This was an American hospital and they look dimly on any unconventional medicine, no cranks or alternative medicine, so this is mainline medication in the USA
Manuka Honey 525+ MGO, Certified, Pure Gold, Premium Manuka Honey, 500g
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125936861073?epid=12024345032&hash=item1d526bff91:g:6ZgAAOSwb6BkLX0n&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4OGQm2TFNlhCJ64lNOASBOhMK59jkwFMtRPVl1Ru%2Bfpl0K5OxWp1TXKa%2FPgdVJtGwPxXglDSVfQyaXUlDrZMm1r6fVQHorg9O2VMyS4d%2FzE9qldHAahHw88PiF1m1zsNiDTGsbWIr6whfFvzwSN4DQK7VmrH1tLNM2GMO0gAkHJo7VEUw2N5DQRXXOOkuGXeeUDXfKC9LIO07v4KoKqe2wqPec7u8aZPvcDgn%2FHPtTwwMeLxa2VJjhzlgMhl5sQmpRinhSWhNHsuGUIqDn2ifIxmy3e7jx3mx1yemSnrvrcZ%7Ctkp%3ABFBMpvfO14li
It’s expensive £31.79 You will find cheaper versions that are adulterated or purport to be Manuka Honey when it isn’t really. It is not cheap to produce hence the expense. But it’s your health and that is worth a lot.
Our cleaner also looks after an old lady who has diabetes and clapped out circulation.
Her leg ulcers were not improving with conventional treatment, so D*** applied manuka honey.
The ulcers healed.
I just ordered some based on that advice. My leg ulcers are not healing.
Now this shocking ..
Too scared to think about the ramifications .
Are we being obliterated https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/vaccine-doubles-the-risk-of-going-blind/
Link still not working so I’ll have to bite the bullet and try a restart. What a timewaster!
It was fine for me, Ndovu.
It’s always been fine here until today.
Done that and it’s still not working. Have to go outside and do something else.
https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1661299843896156161?s=20
372598+ up ticks,
Diversity role model material ?
link borrowed from BB,
https://twitter.com/BeardedBob7282/status/1661297787227582466?s=20
One that the snivel serpents haven’t got yet.
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1661304324658438144?s=20
We all knew that.
Celebs can ask for “one on one” training, so why not a minister of the crown?
However it has been made quite plain to her that in future there will be every hindrance to her by the Civil Service.
Then push back and start sacking (without pension).
What’s a ‘seagull’?
https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/70000/velka/seagulls-1391107997rfZ.jpg
Vermin that steal food right of your plate at the seaside.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/raEhMNI-YU0
They are gulls.
Exactly! I thought the video was quite amusing.
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Exactly! I thought the video was quite amusing.
The chip-stealing, avian dive-bomber for which the 12-bore was invented.
Or, as one BTL commenter described it, an acid-bath with a hole at each end.
I have gulls which feed in fields and on waste ground … inland … and than they fly to roost on ponds, lakes and reservoirs. They repeat this pattern every day of their lives from birth to death and never go anywhere near the sea,
Also, they never bother me nor try to steal my food. My most common gulls are Common (or Mew) Gull Larus canus, Black-headed Gull L. ridibundus, Herring Gull L.argentatus, and Lesser Black-backed Gull L. fuscus.
Some people have been gulled!
If you could get past your obsessive indignation, you’d notice that the author refers exclusively to gulls. It’s only the headline that uses the word that so offends your rage for order.
I usually call them flying rats.
Chill!
Calling a gull a ‘seagull’ is exactly the same as calling a cow a ‘moo cow’ or a horse a ‘gee gee’. It is childish, superfluous and nonsense.
It’s not the same, not by any stretch. It’s childish of you to suggest it is.
The article is about pest control, conservation and the effect human activities have on both yet you quibble about the headline. Did you even read the piece?
I have no need nor wish to read it. I only read erudite ornithological literature about birds and have contributed to such as a field ornithologist of long standing.
It seems you are outnumbered on here about your love for ‘seagulls’.
“…your love for ‘seagulls’.”
A gross misrepresentation of what I have written. Grow up.
Nope. I’m with William. Nothing worse than false pedantry.
Brighton and Hove Albion F.C. supporter.
No such bird as a ‘seagull’.
We have a serious problem with the overbreeding of humans .
Woodland and hedgerows are destroyed , yes , to build rabbit hutch developments for expanding families , single mothers , and asylum seekers .
Our countryside is being dumped on , as well as being flytipped .. and I forgot to mention the nitrates in our rivers and harbours .
Poor old gulls and other sea birds are missing their sand eels because sand eels are being sucked up to be used for fertilisers etc.
We are a small island .. have people forgotten that ?
When I was a child and when my sons were growing up , we saw birds nests , roads , frogs , spawn , stag beetles, butterflies, little fish in rivers , freshwater crayfish , when was the last time you saw a ladybird , me, years ago .
Gulls congregate at tips, or follow the plough on the fields , they are probably confused by fields and fields of solar panels , which look like lakes .
People should not eat food on the hoof , it is bad mannered and likely to attract a hungry gull.
Why do the British whine so much , have they always moaned?
When I was young, walking down the street while eating something was definitely frowned upon. At school, we were given order marks for being seen out in school uniform without the obligatory beret, or eating something like chips. My mother wouldn’t allow it either.
Same here.
Times have changed, haven’t they – and not for the better.
“Manners maketh man” – well our species have degenerated – even animals have accepted modes of behaviour.
“People should not eat food on the hoof , it is bad mannered and likely to attract a hungry gull.”
Indeed, but they will be attracted by any outdoor eating – cafes and pubs with outside tables etc.
Is ‘Jamie’ Blackett a sexchanged version of Nancy?. I always thought those Amazons were a bit suspect. The Swallows were clean navy types.
It certainly permeated the curriculum at the school where the young maths teacher ‘misgendered’ a misguided child. I’m glad my children aren’t being indoctrinated at school nowadays.
So am I. It’s pathetic, ridiculous, and ultimately dangerous. Who and what the heck ever allowed a child to decide what their teacher calls them in terms of pronoun? Perhaps the children (or their parents more like) would like to teach the 3 Rs – if they even know what those are.
It’s all part of the current obsession with subverting children with ‘Pride’, drag acts, ‘pronouns’ (if they even know what they are), instead of just teaching them maths, English, history, etc. All subjects, whatever they are, lead back to this ‘social justice’ obsession. Everything looked at through a distorting mirror of race and sexuality.
Hear, hear! I’m all for equality in mathematics. Why should 1 not be equal to 2? That’s so unfair.
Ten out of ten for that comment.
11/10, shirley.
Is that Duncehat’s last theorem?
https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/articles/how-to-prove-that-1-2/
Of course Richard Lynn’s world IQ stats leave the social justice warriors apoplectic because regardless of the evidence, they really can’t cope with the claims of evolutionary biologists.
About 20 years ago I read Andrew Brown’s ‘Darwin Wars’. It’s about the clash of ideas of sociobiologists – kinship theory, altruism, determinism – that were so controversial that they appear not to be discussed any more. Scientific explanations for human social evolution became too political and controversial. Theories on the basic unit of human existence – the tribe – and its actions revealed aspects of behaviour that so terrified one man (George Price) that it drove him to suicide.
Here’s a good review of the work:
https://dreamflesh.com/review/book/darwin-wars/
King and Queen make surprise visit to Northern Ireland
Their Majesties are officially opening the new Coronation garden in Newtownabbey
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2023/05/24/king-charles-queen-camilla-surprise-visit-northern-ireland/
BTL
I cannot understand why the King wants to visit Northern Ireland. After the betrayal of the so-called Windsor Arrangement Northern Ireland is far more in the EU than it is in the UK.
He’s just making sure they still let him in.
Yes, but that was not NI’s fault. It was politicians in the the rUK, viz. Downing Street’s fault.
Yesterdays report into Chinese interference in Canadian politics contains a few howlers.
Apparently the public safety minister did not receive emails from the security service detailing interference because he does not have access to the top secret email system used.
Surprisingly the report does not begin with “Once upon a time in a land far, far away”.
This came into my You Tube feed last night. So incredibly beautiful.
【Azalea and Wisteria blossoms】800 year-old Azalea tree ,1,200 year-old Wisteria tree.#つつじが岡公園 #牛島の藤
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFMrSBKLy_M
How do they know they’re so old?
I talkedto the trees but they don’t listen to me. Paint you Wagon.
In Japan they keep records that go that far back. They do the same for Bonsai too. They were doing things like making paper cherry blossom and attaching them to trees in the snow, so it would to please a sick empress when she woke up in the morning. This is recorded by Lady Sei Shonagon in her diary 1000 years ago. I recommend it and The Tale of Genji , also 1000 years old. While we were mucking about in the mud and wattle, they were living lives of utter sophistication in the royal court of the time. This is how the ladies of the court dressed in that period
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/07/23/ab07234d7e1cef0280dd9c08a1dbbac8.jpg
And the men
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IIRC there are several family owned businesses in Japan which are over 1000 years old.
Fabulous. Have just planted a dozen Azaleas in my new front garden having left behind several Azaleas and Rhodos behind in my previous home.
In the photo below Pink Perfection is 48 years old and the orange Azalea 46 YO:
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Beautiful! One thing that you don’t see much of now a days is Camellias which are also as attractive. Out of fashion?
Have just planted two Tri-colours.
(Also had to leave behind a magnificent Williamsi)
Good, pictures when they are in flower. Also like tree peonies, have you seen them? Absolutely spectacular. In Rochester there are two old plants in a front garden very close to where I lived. People would stop in their tracks to look at them. Stunning plants. Was going to plant three of them in my front garden. Had to abandon that since I became ill.
I have a couple of camellias in the area outside the back door. They are shelted there. One is red, the other is candy-striped.
It used to be, Conrad, that they were everywhere, almost a standard plant in every garden. They have disappeared in the meantime. Plants go in and out of fashion, who knows why.
There are lots of them round here (North Shrops, Cheshire) because the soil is quite acidic. Rhododendrons, azaleaa and camellias abound.
That is a very good reason why they would be more common where you live. A case of me forgetting the obvious, i.e. they like acidic soil.
Of course here in the South Downs it is mostly alkaline. Although you do find wild Rhododendrons, which are a pest , an invasive species and not terribly attractive. I have noticed they seem to be particularly abundant near the river here along with that god awful Himalayan Balsam, which chokes out the other flora and is very dense here.
Pieris are common, too. Gypsophila, on the other hand …
Pieris are quite nice too.
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Not my photo but thought I would share anyway – last night at Nairne
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Nice chemtrails………
Aren’t they clouds then Jules?
Probably, but I’ve been brainwashed by conspiracy theorists.
I thought you said nice chemicals….😂
The effects of Pounds Shillings and Pence?
Lenticular clouds?
wot are them?
Wot them in the picture are!
Labour would renegotiate Brexit deal within months of election, says shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves. 24 May 2023.
Labour would open talks with Brussels on renegotiating the Brexit trade deal within months of entering government, Rachel Reeves has said.
The shadow chancellor criticised the “chaotic” agreement Boris Johnson reached with the EU and said it needed a significant overhaul.
Yes it needs “overhauling” out of existence. Who in their right mind would vote for any of these people? They are liars, thieves, perverts and traitors!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/05/24/labour-renegotiate-brexit-rachel-reeves-election/
So are many of the dumb idiots who will vote for them.
I agree that the agreement Boris Johnson reached with the EU was chaotic.
Lord Frost was holding firm on both Northern Ireland and UK fishing waters and then, on the eve of the agreement bring struck, both Boris Johnson and Michael Gove arrived in Brussels and suddenly the UK had surrendered on both Northern Ireland and fishing.
Will the truth ever come out? With what did Johnson and Gove threaten Frost to make him abandon his firm position at the last minute and lumber the UK with an unbelievably bad Brexit deal?
372598+ up ticks,
One could believe that if his defence council say he was adhering to RESET ruling as he saw them and was only guilty of acting
prematurely, he could be looking at a possible promotion.
https://twitter.com/UnityNewsNet/status/1661347472105512961?s=20
I’ll bet he had “services to diversity”, not to humanity. A lot of these diversity-awarded people are actually blinkered and often quite evil. Just look at the horrible Markle mattress actress for one.
Another example of young children being force-fed with ‘gay’ ideology and parental wishes being overruled.
https://christianconcern.com/ccpressreleases/christian-family-to-appeal-judgment-over-forced-participation-of-4-year-old-at-school-pride-parade
Just had the smart meter man on the phone,
wanting to upgrade my smart meter to the latest hokey cokey mark 2 model.
I said i don’t have a smart meter,
He said if I have one I will get the benefit of not having to read the meter each month,
I said, its no hardship, really,
Then he said when can I book you in,
I said I didn’t want one,
He said why not,
I said I don’t have to give a reason.
He said by law you will have to have one in the future.
I said I will wait until then, then.
Goodbye he said, a bit huffily
I’m with British Gas. I read my meters quarterly and pay in arrears by direct debit. They tell me I could save all of £16 pa if I paid monthly.
That’s how we always used to pay bills – but they want your money in advance before you’ve used the gas.
I gave in a year ago and now have a smart meter. The little box is away in a cupboard but it does have the advantage I can watch my daily consumption on their website but no real advantage. I was on SSE at the time then they decided they didn’t want my quarterly payments in arrears and gave me a silly monthly direct debit prediction that bore no resemblance to what they already knew I used. Moved away to EDF who still offer the payment in arrears (but monthly, not quarterly). Took them three months to move the gas meter over and another three months before they billed me for any electricity and gather their customer service based in the Philippines is one of the worst but seems to be doing what it said on the tin.
This forcing of monthly huge direct debits which only benefit the supplier is the sole reason why so many people are crying foul that they can’t pay. They should be banned and have proper real consumption bills for all. Will they listen, no.
I have one too. Ended up paying less, Octopus Energy. My bill has not increased at all, despite all the dire warning’s to the contrary. Thought, like most, I would be plunged into energy servitude. No such thing. Most outrageous thing is grocery bills which seem to increase every week. They are definitely putting a dent in my income.
We are waiting until we have been living at the Dower House for a year so we have a clearer consumption pattern.
What with it being a rental for a couple of years, then we rented it for 6 months to make sure we got it but didn’t actually live there, the power usage records are somewhat spotty.
I hope you noted all the readings.
Oh YUS!!!!!
We are waiting until we have been living at the Dower House for a year so we have a clearer consumption pattern.
What with it being a rental for a couple of years, then we rented it for 6 months to make sure we got it but didn’t actually live there, the power usage records are somewhat spotty.
I’ve moved my direct debits to Scottish Power to a Standing (Banker’s) Order, which they cannot mess with.
‘Excuse me…Did i ask you to call me? No…Well fuck off then’.
EDF are forever sending me emails to make an appt. to have a smart meter.
Filed under ‘Z’ for zap.
Yes same here, this is my first call for a long time
That’s what I like about Thunderbird. It has a learning filter system so after a bit, that sort of email is automatically junked.
There is currently no law saying that you must have a smart meter. It is a decsitful tactic used by the energy companies or their agents. I received a letter in 2012 telling me they were coming to fit smart meters at my address. I have highlighted the bit saying “It’s the law”. It is not. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3385df0a93ceaa3d04065b8c7afb056d7c569f754f995bfcf54630febe0d1346.jpg
Gardening calls – sunny but still a cold edge to the wind. Play nicely.
Latest Breaking News – Dianne Abbott says that inflation is still in double figures at 8.7%
An interesting Going Postal article.
I’d never heard of Temple Grandin, but what a brilliant lady who, had the doctors had their way, would have been written off at a very young age:-
https://going-postal.com/2023/05/who-is-temple-grandin/
I’d never head of her either, but an interesting piece about a remarkable woman.
https://twitter.com/BFirstParty/status/1661303627292585984
Our big cities are NOT coping with the challenges of multi diversity .
700,000 + supposed migrants arrived last year, not counting the illegals .. another 1,000.000 will arrive this year according to predictions .
Dare I mention that since Mandela came and went , the financial centre of Jo’burg is wiped out , a no go area , Khartoum , Lagos , and all the other capital cities in Africa are wasted .
Did you hear about New Orleans .. wasted .. a city of culture no more , gangs have taken over, drugs and murders ..
Look at Paris ,poor Paris .
Now we have darkies spreading their nonsense to our university towns and sea side places , and the bugbear is the Black Broadcasting Company embraces a different culture as do the advertising companies .
The generation younger than mine will never know how life was before the great Black intrusion and take over .
They seem to have wrecked the whole country.
Robbery is rife now. Our neighbours sister and elderly mother live in Simmons Town near where the old naval base was. She said robbers are boarding the trains to Cape Town. Threatening the driver and telling them not to react if someone pulls the emergency cord.
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Ed Divvie thinks there are ‘clearly’ women who have a penis – no – they are men who are deluded.
And he’s one of them!
Surely this was posted on NTTL the other day: most women have a penis, but they usually return it when it is finished with.
Ed Divvie thinks there are ‘clearly’ women who have a penis – no – they are men who are deluded.
This was doing the rounds during student nurse days . I expect the twerp Davey hasn’t a clue !
The Doctor’s Lament
The portions of a woman that appeal to Man’s depravity
Are fashioned with considerable care;
And what at first appears to be a common little cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.
Now doctors of distinction have examined these phenomena
In numbers of experimental dames
And given to these ornaments of feminine abdomena
A number of delightful Latin names:
There’s the vulva, the vagina and the jolly perineum
And the hymen in the case of certain brides;
And there’s lots of other gadgets you’d just love if you could see’em
The clitoris and Christ knows what besides
Now isn’t it a pity that when common people chatter
Of the mysteries to which I have referred
That they give to this so vital and so elegant a matter
Such a very short and unattractive word.
The Layman’s Reply
The eminent authorities who study the geography
Of this obscure but interesting land
Are able to indulge a taste for feminine topography
And view the graphic details close at hand.
We ordinary people, though aware of the existence
Of complexities beyond the public knowle
Are usually content to view the details from a distance
And treat them, roughly speaking, as a whole.
Moreover when we laymen probe the depths of femininity
We exercise a simpler form of touch
And do not cloud the issue with superfluous minutia
But call the whole concern a such-and-such.
For men have made this useful but inelegant commodity
The subject of innumerable jibes
And while the name they call it by is something of an oddity
It seems to fit the object it describes.
The Woman’s Retort
You erudite philosophers are really rather comical
Despite your pseudoscientific facts,
For all your heated arguments on matters anatomical
Have very little bearing on your acts.
You may agree to differ and make learned dissertations
On the relative importance of a name,
But we women find that when it comes to intimate relations
You reactions are essentially the same.
Moreover when you analyze, in phrases too meticulous
Our relatively simple little vent
You overlook the verbiage, so rude and so ridiculous
Which designates the gadgets of a gent.
But then perhaps it’s ’cause you find the emblems of virility
So very, very difficult to hide,
That your jealousy induces you to scoff at our ability
To tuck away our privacies inside.
Very good, Maggie, nicked for my common-place book.
“And I’m telling you that some women have penises this big”
A very Liberal Assessment!
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The 95 year old lady who was tasered by police in her care home in Australia has died.
zNot surprised. They really went to work on her. Hope there is a prosecution for culpable homicide.
The piece in the Telegraph also linked to a similar event in the UK when a 93 year old diabetic man with only one leg was tasered to death. What is wrong with these trigger-happy people? Old people with dementia are liable to do strange things. My grandmother smashed a window with a poker, but at least the police didn’t kill her.
Was she black like George Floyd? It is only a crime for a policeman or a police woman to kill a person if that person is black. If a policeman kills a white person then it’s just bad luck and nobody should be punished.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/clare-nowland-police-officer-charged-gbh-taser-150677-20230524
“Police, however, said they felt threatened by the encounter.”
What a pathetic lie.
Terrible news.
https://twitter.com/suellenplace/status/1651777461171150848
Saw this , and wondered?
I think that is malicious gossip. No wonder H & M are paranoid.
Agree. Much as I dislike the terrible two I believe this is utter rubbish.
Utter tosh.
Much as I dislike the pair of them this kind of thing should be halted.
It’s not an issue of free speech this is just fabricated bile and spite.
This conspiracy theory was fuelled by Migraine’s objection to the hospital where Archie was to be born. When the birth occurred in another hospital very little information was given and it was suggested that Migraine had not given birth at all and the hospital of her choice had been prepared to lie. Another bit of ‘evidence’ was that the baby bulge bounced about when Migraine walked , did not look real and was smaller 2 months later than it had been before.
This is probably completely fabrication – but as we told our children when they were little : if you tell lies people will not believe you when you are telling the truth.
The value of the story is such that if it were true it would have been sold together with DNA evidence to support it.
Was the spurious allegation that Hewitt was Harry’s father conclusively proved to be false by the production of DNA evidence?
A strong indication that Harry is the king’s son is that they both have a very similar petulant, arrogant and churlish nature.
NO, and that is exactly the point; had he been, the evidence was worth a small fortune and would have been produced.
Agree re the character assessment.
Charles and Harry are very similar facially and Harry seems to be developing rosacea, in a similar manner to King Charles.
Similar to the ‘warming-pan baby’, son of James II. That was complete and utter nonsense (and malicious), too.
There are many rumours that these children are children for hire (for ‘acting’ purposes). There was something really odd about the first pregnancy – it lasted for 10 months, the bump swayed dramatically from side to side when she was walking across a road, it changed its shape and size and position more than a few times within a matter of days, and she almost lost the bump when she was visiting Birkenhead – there is a look of horror on her face as she feels the fastenings (velcroe) give way (almost to her knees). I suppose it is still on the web somewhere. There is no smoke without fire and I keep an open mind on most things. Everything is possible in this mad world without boundaries which we now inhabit.. And how will the RF and Harry get out of all this, for going along with it? I expect if it ever comes to light they will say they had to go along with it as MM was mentally unstable and they feared for her life otherwise. Poor Queen Elizabeth.
The Spectator
Brendan O’NeillBrendan O’Neill
We need to talk about Just Stop Oil’s class privilege
It’s easy to work out why these protesters are treated with kid gloves by the police
have never felt such a strong desire to buy a man a pint as I did when I watched that builder clear Just Stop Oil protesters off the road. The clip has gone viral. We see an irate bloke take direct action against doom-mongering posh irritants. They were doing one of their funereal marches on Blackfriars Bridge in Central London, to raise awareness about the coming eco-apocalypse or some nonsense, when the man appeared out of nowhere, fuming.
He ripped their daft banners from their hands. He pushed one of them off the road. He looked furious, and why not? A man being prevented from getting to work by the upper middle-class retirees of the green death cult – we should all be angry about that. My WhatsApp has been buzzing all day with friends and family sharing the clip and cheering the heroic builder, the man with no name, the productive member of society who finally said to the road-blocking End-is-Nigh nutters: ‘Enough’.
The police, however, see things differently. They won’t be buying him a pint. In fact, they arrested him, roughly. One swore at him. It was a surreal scene. The builder was only doing what the police have flat-out refused to do – clear the public highway so that citizens can go about their business. And yet the police manhandled, cuffed and arrested him. Disgraceful behaviour by the state, if you ask me.
That builder should know that if he needs funds for a trial, there are many people out there who would be willing to help. The public has had enough of the road-blocking antics of eco-doomsayers. There have been many instances over the past couple of years of working-class people angrily confronting these self-indulgent disruptors of daily life. We’ve seen builders, truckers and busy mums stand up to the time-rich hysterics and tell them to stop making life harder for ordinary people.
few months ago, on the Strand in London, I saw some very young men in paint-stained workgear pleading with a gaggle of Just Stop Oil activists to get off the road. ‘Let us go home’, one said. One of the very plummy eco-agitators mumbled something along the lines of: ‘We’re doing this for you, and for everyone.’ Their paternalism and arrogance was astounding.
What have the police done about all this? Nothing. Actually, it’s worse than that – they’re providing protection to the green road-blockers. We’ve seen cops offering Just Stop Oil water, and in one case feeding water to an eco-vicar who had glued himself to the road. The arrest of the heroic builder of Blackfriars Bridge is confirmation that the police are putting a forcefield around Just Stop Oil, to protect them from the plebs. They’re not policing these marches – they’re stewarding them.
We need to talk about Just Stop Oil’s class privilege. It isn’t hard to fathom why these protesters are treated with kid gloves by the cops and fawned over by the liberal media. It’s because they are ‘nice’ and well-to-do. It’s because they are adherents to the grim climate-change ideology that is supported by every wing of the establishment. Do you think Brexit voters, if they were to block the roads to register their frustration with the latest UK-EU deal, would be given such soft, cuddly treatment? Not a chance. They’d be truncheoned off the street and the Guardian would laugh.
Just Stop Oil and its mother-ship movement – Extinction Rebellion – are famously upper class. They’re all called Edred or Tilly. Harry Mount calls them ‘Econians’, a green spin on Etonians – the ‘public school boys and girls who rule the wokerati world’. A survey of the 6,000 XR people who brought London to a standstill in April 2019 found they were ‘overwhelmingly middle-class [and] highly educated’. The establishment likes these people because they look and sound so familiar. ‘They’re just like us.’
An unspoken class war is unfolding on the streets of Britain. The intermittent run-ins between working-class people and comfortably-off greens speaks to a deeper disagreement over the future of the country. Working people tend to want more growth, more wealth creation, decent jobs, and cheap and abundant energy. Greens, meanwhile, want less of everything: less development, less driving, less coal, less nuclear, less energy. The clash between that builder and the road-blockers was really a clash of competing visions, competing values, and I know whose side I’m on.
Isaac Foot, the Liberal MP and father of Michael, was fond of saying that he judged a man by one thing – which side he would have fought on in the Battle of Marston Moor during the English Civil War. We can do similar today. Are you on the side of the self-righteous peddlers of fact-lite doom, or ordinary people who want to keep earning a wage and keep the country running? We can tell an awful lot about you by your answer.
South Africa could become a “failed state” but has yet to reach that point, a senior official of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) has said.
The admission by ANC secretary general Fikile Mbalula comes as South Africa experiences power cuts, known as load-shedding, of up to 10 hours a day.
“This load-shedding has just made a mess of our country,” he told the BBC’s HARDtalk programme.
The power cuts have worsened South Africa’s economic crisis.
The country is also battling high levels of corruption, all of which has damaged confidence in the ANC government.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-65683674
Thatcher was right AGAIN
How do you mean?
And Earl Montgomery of El Alamein on African countries can’t rule themselves because of corruption.
South Africa could become a “failed state” but has yet to reach that point…
No it has failed. States do not disappear. Even when they have become fully dysfunctional they still maintain an existence. Haiti is very probably the most miserable place on the planet but it is still here!
Didn’t take long for it to become a third world country. Do you wonder about your siblings’ safety?
I have a niece living near Cape Town she has three teenage daughters.
One of them in still at university and one working in England. She’s recently divorced. I can’t see them staying there much longer.
Shame it’s a beautiful country.
The government are stealing the people’s money and are crooks. And wrecking the country as Mugabe did.
Your last sentence applies equally to U.K.
Not quite a dictatorship yet VW.
Slowly…and then quickly.
A Birmingham abattoir has been fined thousands of pounds for mistreating animals. Lambs, sheep and cattle at Leansale Limited at the back of premises on Stratford Road in Sparkbrook suffered ‘pain, distress and suffering’ according to an investigation by the Food Standards Agency.
The company, which trades under the name of Roopyal Laham Halaal Butchers, was found to have committed a number of animal welfare offences. The mistreatment was caught on camera and was uncovered when a vet working for the FSA was told a lamb had ‘escaped’.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birmingham-abattoir-fined-10k-causing-26978192?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar
Halal killing should be banned.
Halal killing of farm animals should be banned.
Before I’d finished reading, I was about to add … “or, as it’s otherwise known – halal slaughter”.
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Everything is Boris’ fault?
Obviously it must be.
I think the cartoon relates to this:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/covid-inquiry-cabinet-office-boris-johnson-whatsapp-messages-b1083428.html
Seems reasonable to me.
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Seems a pretty fair assessment of the man.
Jordan Peterson on the conduct of curators in museums
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u-WajaHYaGo
Brilliant. He has nailed it. But it hasn’t (and won’t) stop UK museums and the stupid morons which run them.
Double Bogey Six today.
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An annoying article. Doesn’t mention the fact that there are two types of bamboo, clumping bamboos are perfectly safe, not invasive. Poor journalism, they should have consulted a horticulturist before writing.
‘Tomorrow’s Japanese knotweed’ causes £10,000 damage to woman’s home as warning is issued over invasive plant that can grow 5ft in a year
Isobel Chetwood’s garden was soon overrun by her neighbour’s bamboo shoots
Her neighbour’s landlord paid £10,000 to fix the problem in Knutsford, Cheshire
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12120095/Landlord-given-10-000-bill-bamboo-invaded-garden-warning-issued-plant.html
She should get a panda.
Oh dear! I don’t suppose anyone saw that coming:-
Oh how sad.
Lovely scam, lovely scam, with apologies to Monty Python.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNU
It always was a scam.
I expect he’s already made his millions out of the gullible.
Just as guilty are those who provided him with the opportunity.
Carbon credits, indulgences, same old…
Yep.
I dig up coal, you pay me, I bury the coal again, you’ve a pile of carbon credits.
If that’s not a scam, what is?
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Arthur Ashe?
Ash Barty
Dustin Hoffman ?
J Edgar Hoover-bag?
Senior civil servant at the Home Office.
Sir Augustus Bagowind?
The Binman always rings…..once.
Eartha Kitt?
Phizzz….eeee
Heraclitus? (A handful of grey ashes long, long ago at rest)
Tony Last in Evelyn Waugh’s novel?
Mr Harris?
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Heraclitus?
A well known crotch-snatcher . . .
Arthur Ashe – or Cassius Clay?
Ed Davey, the fag’s end?
Bill Grates?
Sadick Kahnt ?
A premature Phoenix?
Urnie Wise.
Well, that was most agreeable. After two hours slaving (the in-thing, these days), I sat in the sun for two hours and finished the novel I began a week ago. I am continuing what I started in Laure – re-reading some of the hundreds of book we have accumulated. Although one ought to remember the plot etc – I find that I don’t – and it is like a new book. And I removed my pullover – the sun was that warm.
Last night we watched a film called “Supernova” – about one half of a couple with increasing dementia who wants “out” and his partner who wants to keep him going. Quite moving – and beautifully acted. A film to make one think.
Anyway, I am logging orf – have a smashing evening.
A demain.
Very occasionally I look at some of my old university textbooks.
It is surprising how often things that were “settled and irrefutable” at the time, (unless you wanted to be failed) turn out to have been completely incorrect.
It’s why I am such a sceptic over anything when I am told the science is settled: climate change and the like.
I went outside eventually and took my foul mood out on the weeds.
I have been very slow today- two busy days in a row and a combination of fatigue and pain. The weather did somewhat improve my mood and I sat outside an enjoyed the aroma from the herbs. Sunny enough to put the umbrella up.
Driven indoors by a stiff breeze which seems to aggravate my mush.
6 tubs of homemade chicken stock made and frozen -stock is always useful.
I’ve got some chicken thighs in the oven for tonight’s dinner.
No idea what we’ll eat- can’t face food or cooking.
Eggs? good and quick.
Can you get fish and chips delivered? Simpler than more complicated deliveries like curry and a bit cheaper, in an emergency.
We just had some cold- husband had a cheese and pickle sarnie and I have had a small plate of salami, cheese and baby plum tomatoes. Just right. Will cook tomorrow.
Good for you – sometimes small and cold is just what’s needed, but I would still consider looking into Parsleybox (see above) just to have for the future…
There is quite a good company called Parsleybox – those are meals that can be kept in a cupboard and heated up in the microwave in a couple of minutes. They are not bad in an emergency either – they last for about 6 months and some are actually quite tasty!
We have some for when we have been away or I’m feeling ill and just can’t be *rsed to cook – they have proved invaluable in the past. Especially good because you can store them in a cupboard and some of them are quite tasty. Worth keeping a couple for emergencies.
Got a chicken stock on the go at this moment. An ingredient for many meals.
For many Nottlers, me definitely included, I imagine this is a subject extremely relevant but one that is not to be entertained by one of the partners.
Why did the scientist have his doorbell removed?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Sadly, his only prize was to be the bell-end.
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Did it leave you with emotional baggage? 😉
Could he hold-it-all back?
I suppose there could be brief case for that.
Did BBC Verify misrepresent what actually happened in Cardiif by showing a police van appearing to be travelling closely behind two kids on a bike?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-65687785
I watched another videocam recording tonight on BBC News at 6 which showed the police van travelling on the same route as the the two lads on a bike but after a delay of thirty seconds as opposed to the BBC Verify recording of one second.
I don’t suppose those people whose cars were burnt and streets trashed could afford to lose them. It looks like a poor neighbourhhood. What gets into people to cause such damage? It’s not going to bring those boys back.
It seems to be any excuse nowadays.
Imho, the original video was not recording in real time but a frame every quarter second or so, thus speeding up the action when played at normal speed.
Who is going to verify Verify.
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Spring risotto tonight.
This is one very happy and satiated glutton!
Asparagus, broad beans, spring garlic, mint and many other delicious in-greed-iants and al dente rice.
Yum yum said my tum!
And what wine was chosen for this feast?
The wine in the dish itself was Le Jardin de Lila, a dry Bergerac (Montravel) white. It would be an ideal accompaniment.
BUT, I’m a heathen and I drink boxed Bergerac red.
Must admit, I would have preferred pairing the risotto with a white rather than the red Bergerac but that’s me, I find reds tend to keep me awake too much!!
As I wrote, I’m a heathen.
The white is a much, much better match to the dish.
I doubt that you can ever get them where you are but the Montravels are absolutely delicious and quality for price are very good value, even if they are more than we usually pay for a bottle of everyday drinking.
Unfortunately, with acid reflux/IBS for which I’m on prescription tablets, I can only drink white wine in very small quantities. I do indulge in bubbly very rarely, but have to be careful. Another of life’s little pleasures (almost) gone, but heigh-ho there’s still enough to enjoy!
Unfortunately, with acid reflux/IBS for which I’m on prescription tablets, I can only drink white wine in very small quantities. I do indulge in bubbly very rarely, but have to be careful. Another of life’s little pleasures (almost) gone, but heigh-ho there’s still enough to enjoy!
Probably the bottle that floated to the top in the cellar ;-))
I’m guessing that the bottled wind and piss you drink would float, my bottles don’t!!!
PS
Being as you is one wot lives at the bottom of a lake, swishing a sword, I suppose you could make anything float…
Nice one!
Be thinking of you, Friday.
Thanks Jill. You will probably hear my bones shaking from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJONLPzGfY
Woooooh! I used to be PETRIFIED of skeletons when I was a child – and even that cartoon still made me feel a bit…a bit…WAAAAH!
You would have hated my 5th form home room at grammar school then! It was a biology lab and there was a skeleton hanging on a frame.
Friday lunchtimes were a bit of a free for all and we posted a lookout at the door. Music playing, one girl dancing with the skeleton and the lookout shouted that the head was on her way. Skeleton hastily hung back up and we assumed innocent and demure poses.
She stuck her head in, nodded and went. Then we noticed that, not only were the skeleton’s legs on backwards, but it also had an iced bun in its mouth.
I would have had a (quiet) fit!
Well, it was dead;-))
That’s the whole point – it shouldn’t move!
I’m sorry.
BOO!
: O }
Woooooh! I used to be PETRIFIED of skeletons when I was a child – and even that cartoon still made me feel a bit…a bit…WAAAAH!
Prefer this version:-
https://youtu.be/pYb8Wm6-QfA
The music’s better, but it’s too structured as a song, I prefer the light-hearted cartoon version.
How about this for a skeleton dance?
https://youtu.be/vOGhAV-84iI
Shake, rattle and roll those dry bones!!
You have a medical appointment or something, Ann? If so, all the best to you and hubby.
Yes, Friday afternoon finally I go to the so-called consultant. Husband is coming with me, I suspect to make sure I actually go and don’t do a runner;-)
Thanks for the good wishes.
I hope it all goes well, you more than deserve a break.
Best of luck! Have everything crossed for you here.
Cheers Conners and thank you.
Best wishes to you for Friday, Ann! I won’t be here then as we are leaving the country tomorrow for a fortnight in the sun! It’s our Ruby Wedding when we’re away!
So I wish you and your husband a good day and a great outcome! You deserve it! 🌹
Thanks Sue and have a super time. Congrats on your Ruby.
Thank you! I can’t quite believe it!!
Happy anniversary, Sue! Ruby, eh? Proper job.
Can’t quite believe it!😱😇
And you only 35 years old, too! How does that work? Some kind of tardis?
…and the so-called consultant will make another appointment, rather than get down to the problem in hand – bastards. They need taking down a peg or twenty-seven.
Very, very best for Friday. I’m sure many NoTTLers will be thinking of you and sending positive thoughts.
Thanks Jill. You will probably hear my bones shaking from there.
I guess you are vegetariac; I am pleased to do my thing.
Far from it.
But this is a dish that even a carnivore would enjoy.
Tell me again why tranny’s should compete on (un) equal terms in women’s sport?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12111455/The-trans-advantage-womens-sports-explained.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12119679/British-Olympian-slams-Parkruns-gender-self-ID-rules-two-trans-runners-hold-womens-records.html
Ban the cheating bastards.
The solution is in the hands of women athletes. Refuse to compete against these cheats. Organising bodies would soon come to their senses and ban ‘transgender women’ from participating in competitions if the only entrants are men pretending to be women. But it seems to me that women are more supportive of this transgender nonsense than men, or have I misinterpreted the signs I see from pro-transgender activist demonstrations?
I almost totally agree.
They need to accept that there will be loads of abuse initially, but if women’s sport becomes tranny only it will die and the trannies will go down with it.
Then, like Phoenix, it will rise from the ashes, I hope!
But until the real women face down the bullies the trannies hold the whip hand.
Word to female athletes:
Stop Being Nice.
Word to female athletes:
Stop Being
Nice. miceNo support for them from this woman.
But they shouldn’t have to! The dumbos in charge of these organisations need to think very seriously about what they are doing, and realise that they are as monumentally stupid and wicked as Ed Davey!
https://youtu.be/ULw1RHHPv5g
Aged 83, over 200 million records sold, since 1956.
RIP, Tina.
A true legend of her time.
Every day a celebrity seems to pass, I’m guessing that the increase is in direct proportion to the time that mass media ensured so many could be heard and seen.
I don’t remember so many famous people popping their clogs on a weekly basis before the pandemic hit
I think that in part it’s because the publicity is greater now, more channels having to fill airtime and that the 60’s/70’s era had far more well known people who are now in their 80’s and 90’s and shuffling off the coil.
Yet no politicians have succumbed apart from one at the hands of a terrorist
Who would want or need to remember the unremarkable and uninspiring.
Politicians?
Really, who cares apart from people who follow politics closely?
Most of those bastards are constantly on the take for themselves, they don’t provide any real entertainment or genuine benefit for anyone.
The ‘decent’ ones are all already long gone. Who gives a shit about the current mob?
Quite. I needn’t have posted 2 minutes ago.
Not so.
You make a similar point, but with more detail
It’s because we grew up in an eara of outstanding and memorable talent.
Yup, the best songs and singers, with record vinyl sales reaching a peak in the late 60s and 70s are all up there in whatever gods might exist waiting room.
Sad, great performer fabulous voice, we went to see her 2017 tribute show in London it was excellent. She was so badly treated by Ike. I think later she married an Australian guy and lived in Switzerland.
It was said Tina was descended from the American Indian culture.
Every American claims to be 5% Native Indian
Booked a delivery from Morrisons for Brother’s birthday – cake, nice things, cider. Received an email this morning, saying order is on it’s way, card debited. Just received another email from them saying the order has been cancelled, no explanation, and none to be had from the so-called “Help”.
My response to them is below. I’m not a happy bear. I hope they die.
So, after taking the money, you cancel the order. What kind of half-arsed operation do you shit-for-brains operate? You better bloody well refund me, and in any case, I will never use your services again. Cancel any kind of membership, and I hope you all go bankrupt and get terminal haemmorrhoids.
Fuck off.
A company’s worth is not measured when things go well, but when things go wrong.
I had my Waitrose shopping nicked by the scum neighbours. I asked where it was and they said.. ah, bugger, and got the shop out to me the same day, even calling to confirm a time.
You should have been more forthright.
Holding back again, Paul 🙂
Have you been in touch with the CEO ?
No. Might do that tomorrow.
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Thank goodness I’m not the only polite person on the planet, I was starting to worry…
As I mentioned, Monday I bumped into a guy I use to work with about twenty years ago. He’s had similar health problems to mine and with the same cardiology department, the same doctor and his secretary. A total Lack of interest and disdain.
I had the feeling he thought I was being rude to him and his elevated position.
All I was doing was begging for treatment. Still waiting for the appointment. They were supposed to get back to me today. But not a word.
Sorry Ready Eddy, I can’t see the connection on this thread.
I think Eddy missed a bit of the story out.
I did, I’m easily distracted, but now added.
Monday, under the heading How about this……….
Blimey, Paul! You should have told them what you really thought! They’ll never get the message, otherwise! 😱
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/05/24/michael-gove-order-teesworks-corruption-claim-investigation/
Rather than one favoured group of voters, why don’t they just cut taxes and get out of the way? Temporary subsidy is all well and good but it’s the same failed idea each time. Just cut taxes and shred the state. Why do they fight so hard to not do this?
Evening, all. The question is, does Labour have what it takes to avoid completely wrecking the country, never mind solving any crises. Answers on a postcard.
No. That would fit on a stamp.
On one edge.
One without a bar code, too.
That’s me for today, I’ve n been over doing it in the garden I had to take a seat around three-ish and dozed off for an hour, Our grass needs cutting again, I might have to get some one in and i’ll send the bill to the cardiology department. Or Astra Zeneca.
Night all.
You’re not alone- I have been at snails’ pace today.
Sleep well.
I’ve spent today with a pressure washer, firstly with the lance to get all the weeds from between the flags then with the jet cleaning the flags. By the time I’d finished I was covered in mud and soaked to the skin https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/274d07f7ab6ee9cb1d0bd105ede833467d83d7ca68893400241936fddae931f7.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c014614f904fdca5895cd963ab78f1e06b2b6de31801085fab081fd2e5f2af3.jpg
Wow! Do you do carpets?
Your home looks so nice.
Yes, send it up or get a muslim to fly it up here
Couple of photos for you of the road side, taken a few years ago – trees are a lot bigger now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30d57a18f0807e56c02da1fd8576332dc57b71bbc27710709c9394f912464520.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/433d189c9be8161c0a2b02df70b203b02d6c5890660806967830f1e926bd7d15.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2f7d5ce3b5c132ddcaa2830b611b8cbf0428b58f9a2b4917bb90adf3efd8c72.jpg
Looks like a peaceful retreat, lucky man!
It certainly is
Lovely, Spikey! Do you take bookings? 😘
Of course Sue – and liberties 😂 😘
Oh pet, I knew that! 💕
Sigh, what a lovely place. How fortunate you are to live somewhere like that- the privacy and the scenery.
Yes I’m very lucky – 30 years since we moved here
I did that yesterday, but a much smaller area, a tucked away little sunny terrace. But I’ve been refilling the joints where the grouting was washed out. Sweating buckets in the sunshine, but mustn’t grumble. And making four loaves as well. Two large white bloomers and two small wholemeal.
I’ll be in bed by Ten.
Alec, what is the purpose of the rectangle marked with a white line?
We used to have a pond there and the white line was so you could see where the edge was, pond got overgrown so I filled it in and flagged it over
A smack across his gob with a rounders bat might make him more contrite.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/05/24/17/71365867-0-image-a-10_1684946559844.jpg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12120709/TikTok-prankster-Mizzy-BANNED-uploading-videos-social-media-posting-idiotic-clips.html
He will just get one of his other mates to film it. And I wish the press would stop referring to him as a “prankster”. He is not; he is an out of control thug.
I hope that he’ll do it to a chap like this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196479/Pictured-The-battered-bruised-face-burglar-got-wrong-72-year-old-boxer.html
Good for him!
“Bacari-Bronze O’Garro, 18, known on social media as ‘Mizzy’, is behind a series of spoofs including stealing a woman’s dog, ripping up library books and jumping into strangers’ cars.”
I saw that one with the the old lady’s dog. I’d be happy (not very happy) to do a spell in jail if I’d been there (and could have stopped him) and shoved his face onto the path until it was a bleeding mess.
Ideally while his girl/boyfriend watches him being humiliated and the video goes viral.
A fine. That’ll stop him in future.
Just six planks thick.
No, he knows precisely what he’s doing and why he’ll get away with it.
Perhaps he won’t.
I think the music being composed for computer games is getting rather impressive. Student son just sent me this:-
https://youtu.be/23r8hNADRpM
The two lovebirds (swifts) in box 14 are still preening each other.
Goodnight and God bless, gentlefolk. Although I slept most of the day and have imbibed no alcohol, I have taken two sleeping capsules and hope now to get a further 8 hours un-interrupted.
See you in the morning.
Best of luck, Tom! Sleep well! Here’s a hug!
Thank you, Sue, as you can see the sleep regime didn’t work – this was posted @ 01:04 – still stark, staring wideawake
I’m still here as well, pet! We’re going away on holiday tomorrow to Cuba. Flying from Manchester in the morning so we’re planning to leave about 2.30am!
Have a good time, Sue.
All good holidays start too early in the morning. Enjoy!
Thanks Paul! All checked in and in a posh lounge now!
Safe journey Sue – enjoy your break 😘
Thanks pet!😘
Best of luck, Tom! Sleep well! Here’s a hug!
Definitely off now,…….. Night all.
Carrying on with t’other day’s theme of flamboyant marching:-
https://youtu.be/hHGGEq28khE
Goodnight, all.
Good night Conners – and Oscar and Kadi.
Going to bed very soon. Thanks for supportive comments.
The skeleton tale is completely true. (Just to freak Herstlass out!)
Good night, chums. See you all tomorrow.
Ed Davey might be the worst politician in British politics
When asked whether women can have a penis, the Lib Dem leader replied: “Quite clearly”. He may soon regret his words
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/05/24/ed-davey-might-be-the-worst-politician-in-british-politics/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr
Clearly we need to have a revolutionary approach, scrap the conventional logic and do some lateral thinking?
Instead of concentrating on banning women with penises from ladies’ lavatories perhaps we should ban women without penises from using them and offer alternative lavatories for those unfortunate women without penises!
Ed Davies is a fatuous prat. He is one of the foremost of those zealots and idiots whose supposed ‘belief’ in the Net Zero nonsense has rendered the implementation of such useless government policy.
Ed Miliband is the other pure cretin responsible for this ruinous Climate Change Act, or whatever the damnable thing is named.
I just wonder which bodies are paying this prize idiot to spout his nonsense. Then again, he might just be so thick as to believe that white is black and vice versa.
I am wondering when Ed Davey received the revelation that insists that women can have a penis or has he always held this view? Does evidence of his earlier conviction re penis equipped women exist or is Davey, as Ray Davies of the Kinks wrote, “A dedicated follower of fashion”?
A couple of lines from the song stand out re Davey, the first relating to his eagerness to pursue all the latest fads and trends i.e. extreme woke, and the second that refers to pulling up his frilly nylon panties tight.
Davey, like so many modern politicos, is a fraud: clearly, he sees woke as a vehicle to success even though it’s doubtful that a majority of people believe that a penis belongs to a female body.
Words fail me.
I found it interesting to view the (audio only) launch of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ presidential nomination announcement.
A complete shambles. DeSantis can only speak from a script to camera and even that device failed. President Trump, who made DeSantis, will eat the upstart alive. However the event speaks to the influence of powerful donors. Many of DeSantis’ donors previously supported Jed Bush and other imbecilic politicians including the Obamas (evil incarnate) and the Clintons (almost as evil).
Good morning all – Thursday’s new page is here.
Thank you, Geoff.
Evening, Geoff. All good?
372625+ up ticks,
Morning Each,
The majority supporter,member, voter want, and a major concern in their needs is a good rhetorical robust lying,deceitful, treacherous partially plausible manifesto that is the current requirements to gain the seat of power.
Get RESET up and running that is the obvious aim of the majority voter, the slave labour are already in situ ( the decent indigenous)
and the political in-house overseers have organised a daily top up of foreign overseeing minions via Dover
Letters: Parties and speeding fines are low on the list of voters’ concerns
372625+ up ticks,
Morning Each, (2)
The majority supporter,member, voter want, and a major concern in their needs is a good rhetorical robust lying,deceitful, treacherous partially plausible manifesto that is the current requirements to gain the seat of power.
Get RESET up and running that is the obvious aim of the majority voter, the slave labour are already in situ ( the decent indigenous)
and the political in-house overseers have organised a daily top up of foreign overseeing minions via Dover
Letters: Parties and speeding fines are low on the list of voters’ concerns