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Today’s letters (visible only to DT subscribers) are here:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2020/04/20/lettersoutbreaks-coronavirus-never-will-must-live/
Well there was your romantic anniversary dinner. The only restaurant open on Monday night was a chippie, so take out haddock and chips it was.
This covid certainly is cutting the cost of living, last year it was a couple of nights in Niagara on the Lake with a chic hotel, theatre and golf; we paid more on the toll road last year than tonight cost.
I leave you with a view of sunset over the old school house.
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Restaurants are open in your neck of the woods, richardI? Whereabouts do you live?
Only for takeout. Quite a few that would have never lowered themselves to anything other than formal table service are now existing through the introduction of takeout service.
We are I southern Ontario, there is a little pimple hanging down into lake Ontario and we are there.
Same here. Local ones say they have never been so busy.
We eat takeaway once a week now. Got to support local industry.
Hmm, good idea. Perhaps we ought to start doing that as well. We never eat out where we live normally (why would we when we’ve got a perfectly good kitchen at home?). I did go and spend a lot of money in a local business that was allowed to reopen yesterday though.
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,“Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing…”
My wife and I had an amusing experience in New England a few years ago. We’d been visiting Boston for the day we picked the car up in the station car set off for Falmouth where we were staying. We’d missed dinner and decided to get a take away.
Drove into the lane at Burger King and opening the car window i asked for two whoppers and fries. “You want whaat” ?
I repeated, two whoppers and fries.
“Yoo waant Two whaat” ?
Okay I said, Two whaaperrs and fries. That did trick. But the spotty young staff all had their heads against the kiosk window we supposedo that they thought we must have been aliens.
My daughter’s experience in English classes in Germany:
Teacher wanted a translation for “höflich”
My daughter sticks up her hand “polite”
What? says the teacher
“Polite” says my daughter.
Teacher still doesn’t get it.
Daughter then had a flash of genius and said very clearly “Po – lite” with a strong German accent
Correct, said the teacher happily.
Those English lessons were awful. I used to have to tell them not to use the words they learned out of the text book. Yes, I am a snob 🙁
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Very good, especially the relay!
Glad to see the History teacher has escaped from corralling the Bash Street Kids.
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Morning Michael. The Cartoonists seem to be having a field (hospital) day!
Fifth today – time to go to bed I guess. Good night all (richardI, NoToNanny and Citroen1.) To everyone else: “Good morning, NoTTLers!”)
‘Night, Elsie.
Good morning, D in K.
:-))
‘Morning All
The Rancid Billionaire has his begging bowl out amid shrill whines all over the world…………..
The Virgin Group founder said, “In most countries, federal
governments have stepped in, in this unprecedented crisis for aviation,
to help their airlines. Sadly, that has not happened in Australia.”
He also took a swipe at Qantas – “our competitor’ – adding that he would
do all he could to get the business up and running again.
https://australianaviation.com.au/2020/04/video-branson-attacks-government-pays-tribute-to-virgin-staff/
I imagine he pays about as much tax there as he does here……………..
Morning Rik. If your assumption is correct – “I imagine he pays about as much tax there as he does here” ….. the clue is in the name virgin i.e. The square root of F A…..
‘Morning Rik, Branson is an @ss and doesn’t give a fig about his staff. Virgin Australia has gone into voluntary liquidation after the Aussie Gov refused to give them a £710million bailout. Most of that debt will be written off and the SMEs that supply goods and services will be the ones that lose out and go bust.
Fat Cat Branson will be alright though and will be back flogging his Virgin airline in Australia as soon as this COVID lark is over.
Ouch
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Interesting
https://twitter.com/5Agenda21/status/1251813801806135296?s=20
Bill and Melinda Gates? This will come as a surprise to Pretty Polly – she reckons it is all controlled by George Soros.
She’s added Gates to her list.
She’s added Gates to her list.
Aren’t they best buddies?
Good Morning Folks,
Another nice day
With a howling easterly gale.
Is it true??
Or did you hear it on the Al-Beeb??
“How did the BBC come to report such a slanted, sloppy story?
Charles Moore”
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/did-bbc-come-report-slanted-sloppy-story/
I note the DT bravely opens this story up for comment
Oh Wait……………………………
I think it’s because Chas’s last item was about the Sussed Ex-Royals.
In a DT article about PPE being sent Overseas from this country they had the following:
“ The company has managed to supply the University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Foundation Trust with a number of face shields and goggles after sidestepping the government’s procurement process, it is understood.”
It is not The government’s procurement process That is the problem. It is the NHS’s procurement process. It has always been a nightmare with multiple approvals needed both nationally and locally before you can actually supply goods to the NHS.
Charles Moore still asks that question?
Good morning, all. Sunny, cold wind – again.
I was thinking during the night. If the over 70s really are supposed to stay at home until next year (or until a vaccine is found) – whichever is the later….what are they going to do if I choose to take a holiday in France? Stop me at the Channel Tunnel? Arrest me?? Impound the car?
They’ll put you in The Jungle in Calais and tell you to make your own way home.
You’ll be issued with a recent illegal immigrant from a beach near Dover, to act as your mentor and procurement officer..
And that’s another thing – why are those hundreds of illegals immediately shipped back to Macronia?
They are using the Mary Celeste.
And you’ll be back in the UK in a trice!
Cost you a couple of thousand to the people smuggler!
Bill would offer pro bono legal advice in exchange for the crossing.
“You’ve no chance with a story like that, why don’t you b off back to Afghanistan?”
Lots of discarded inflatable rubber boats available along the Kent/Sussex shoreline. One careful owner. Bring your own paddles.
All three.
I think they are questioning people at the borders, and you have to provide a good reason before being allowed into the country.
Or just get in a dinghy, but I’m not sure if that works in the UK -> France direction.
You need an “international travel document” which sets out very limited categories of reason for entry into yer France.
Does cutting the grass at your second home in France count, do you know?
Ho ho !
I take it that’s no 🙁
You are allowed to return to your French residence. Cutting the grass there may be problematic, though – since you have to stay in your house and grounds.
US oil prices turn negative as demand dries up. BBC. 21 April 2020.
In the United States and elsewhere, oil-producing businesses have made commercial decisions to cut output. But still the world has more crude oil than it can use.
And it’s not just about whether we can use it. It’s also about whether we can store it until the lockdowns are eased enough to generate some additional demand for oil products.
Morning everyone. It now costs more to produce shale oil than it can be sold for. Not only that we are sat on an ocean of crude for which there are no customers. Oh for the happy days of Peak Oil! 1995 I think it was!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52350082
Morning Minty. I did my bit whilst doing an ‘essential’ good deed yesterday by topping up my tank. My receipt tells me I managed to drain the ocean of diesel currently available by 20.5 litres (four and a half gallons)!
I am just thrilled that I filled my car to the brim on arrival in Blighty on 21 March – when prices were sky high! Have only driven 60 miles since then….
Fret not. As soon as there’s any hint of nationwide prisoner early release, the price of fuel will magically return to those stomach churning highs (especially if the government needs to recoup some of the billions it is currently busy sloshing around the country)…
I last filled up sometime in January. Since we returned home from our trip to Kenya on 6th March, I’ve done five miles per week for the supermarket round trip.
‘Morning, Minty, perhaps this will give the oil-producing countries a taste of what it will be like when we go all-electric…
…oh, wait a minute.
Amusing (not) that teachers – having had a full pay cushy time since the schools were closed – and who claimed to have the best interests of their pupils in mind – have said that they will not under any circumstances agree to going back in August to allow the children to catch up a bit.
The dear old MR said that she was certain all teachers would want to do their damnedest to get the young back on course – and start teaching end July. But then the darling voted Limp Dumb, didn’t she?
Put them on half pay if they refuse.
Excellent suggestion. They’d all walk out, of course.
We still ran our residential French courses in France during the Easter holidays but by an Internet link and the parents and students were delighted. As we could not provide the normal board and lodging and cultural expeditions and projects we only charged just a quarter of the normal fee. I submitted an article about it to the Daily Telegraph’s education editor but she didn’t even bother to reply.
The Telegraph is far more interested in populist rubbish than well written articles like wot i rite.
There is an interesting piece over on ZH about an American College tutor who is advising students not enrol for university starting in the Autumn as there is no guarantee that there will be lectures or indeed if campuses will be open. Given the fees students are expected to pay (Richard C has chapter & verse) in the UK it will be a difficult call for many contemplating starting uni in 2020. Who’d be a Bursar?
Who’d be a Bursar? These days certainly not anyone with a head for figures…..
A friend told me last week that his son is very busy on his university course. He is studying Engineering and is getting online classes and lectures. Any work he produces is uploaded to the university and the lecturers mark and comment on it.
Presumably if they rolled out this system everywhere it would not work because not everyone studying PPE, Sociology and Media has internet at home or a laptop to work on. Well that would be the cry from the usual suspects.
Last September, my grand-daughter started her first year at Kent University.
What with lecturers’ strikes followed by C19, that year has disappeared down the tubes.
I wait to hear what happens to those fees.
Morning again
SIR – Some years ago a colleague was being treated unsuccessfully for high blood pressure. It turned out that he had been given medication that black people rarely respond to, because they lack the enzyme that allows it to work properly. As a result, doctors are generally taught to avoid this type of treatment for them.
I do not know why people from some ethnic backgrounds appear to be more susceptible to the Covid-19 infection (report, April 20), but I do know that it would be unwise to grasp at hasty conclusions until the problem has been assessed thoroughly and objectively, using scientific methodology.
Dr John Behardien
Eccles, Lancashire
The idea that the anti-racist, rabble rousing lobby is capable of displaying objectivity by using scientific methodology, is risible. Nice idea Dr Behardien, but no cigar.
“The science is settled.”
If the science were settled we would still be living in caves without any modern inventions. Wait a moment …………
Back to the future.
Why not jump to conclusions that support your prejudices? Mayor Khant does.
I see reports that Kim Young Un is “very poorly”. Oh, how sad.
I wonder whether recent news that his sister (Kim Abit Younger) has made a sudden appearance on the scene could have a bearing on his “illness”…..
Agrippina the Younger?
Hey, Fatboy, step away from those mushrooms….
The sinister sister came out of nowhere. Makes Young Un look positively open and welcoming.
SIR – Despite the challenges we are facing, I am pleased that the British and EU negotiating teams continue, via online and telephone conferences, to work with one another to ensure that a full Brexit framework will be agreed by December 31.
Given the way this pandemic has exposed the EU’s bankruptcy, it is vital that Britain regains its sovereignty by the end of this year, outside the customs union and single market. Only then will we be able to show leadership and give hope to the hundreds of millions of people across the Continent who want an alternative to the failed EU, one that is based on free trade or low tariffs, common defence through Nato rather than an EU army – and a respect for the sovereignty of each country.
Daniel Kawczynski MP (Con)
London SW1
The dynamics of the EU are changing horribly for the worse since we left. The French are now trying to make themselves important.
The EU could have been such a good organisation if it hadn’t shackled itself to the ball and chain of Brussels bureaucracy and theft.
The EU has never been a good organisation. The common market, on the other hand, could have been.
Dan is the MP for Shrewsbury and Atcham. I bent his ear at the mayor making ceremony. Poor bloke; I followed on from an Alderman who had given him a wigging about not getting us out of the EU and the bloke behind me took him to task as well.
SIR – The College of Policing says we can’t buy paint or brushes to redecorate a kitchen. However, the regulations permit people to leave their home for “supplies for the essential upkeep, maintenance and functioning of the household”.
Businesses that can stay open include “homeware, building supplies and hardware stores”. Supermarkets also sell paint and brushes, and the Government made clear that open shops can sell any of their products.
Only the purchaser can be expected to judge what is essential or not.
Cllr Rory Love (Con)
Folkestone, Kent
SIR – Tending my husband’s grave (report, April 16) was essential for me. It is not as though I could infect him or other residents of the cemetery, nor could they infect me. The replacement flowers were home-grown, the car had a welcome outing and I had a few minutes of much-needed reflection.
June Green
Bagshot, Surrey
Is June Green’s hubby dead yet, or about to become a victim of cabin fever?
EDIT: Spelling :-((
I’m sure new patio installation is seeing a large increase.
It might be a good idea if the College of Policing actually read the law, and listened to the Government rather than just deciding which bits to make up and then enforce!? Fat chance of that happening, based on the performance so far!
The police ‘service’ are above the law.
If we had a decent Home Secretary, she would have been down on them like a ton of bricks. Instead, she is Priti Awful.
She’s been Priti quiet as well.
I don’t think she has fully recovered from the very nasty racist battering she was given by the filthy woke brigade many of whom deserve summary execution.
As I said yesterday I haven’t yet given up all hope for her and, let’s face it, is there anyone in the government who would be any better?
Maybe it is wise not to fight on too many fronts.
Just quietly gather facts and allies and plan for a future where your actions will be noticed and have a greater chance of being effective.
Surely, unlike her predecessors May and Rudd, she has good instincts.
She is utterly useless. Williamson would be an improvement….
It might also be a good idea if the MSM actually read the law and reported on what it said rather than stoking confusion with their sensationalist headlines and ‘non’ stories.
Well cllr Love.
What you could say to the police when they ‘pull you over’ is, you had been all over the place trying to buy face masks just like the one you have officer, and also tried in vain to buy hand sanitiser just like the bottles you have in your car and at the police station. As you felt that your kitchen needed a damn good deep clean. But had an inspiring idea to buy some paint and brushes and repaint the kitchen so as to completly cover any outstanding germs to make it safe and newly hygienic.
In orther words, just use your loaf….Rory love.x
RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: I can’t get no vaccination…
They called it the biggest gathering of musical talent since Live Aid, although to be honest I hadn’t heard of half the acts involved.
Charlie Puth, anybody? Little Mix? Leigh-Anne? Cheesy? Sounds like the sort of savoury cracker you put out with a dip before your virtual dinner party on Zoom — which until recently I always thought was a 1982 hit by Fat Larry’s Band.
No Fat Larry on Sunday night, sadly, but some titans of the rock world did turn up for the Welcome To The World coronavirus singalong. They included Elephant John (© Eric Morecambe), the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney and Tom Jones, which wasn’t unusual.
Jan Moir did the show justice in her own brilliant, inimitable way in yesterday’s Mail.
But I couldn’t help thinking the event would have been even better if the stars had gone the extra mile and reworked some of their greatest hits for the coronavirus crisis.
So with apologies to Mick’n’Keef, Macca, Elton and the great Barry Mason and Les Reed, who wrote Delilah, here’s what it could have sounded like.
Laydees and gennulmen, would you please welcome to the COVAID stage, the Strolling Bones. As always, it helps if you sing along . . .
(To the tune of Satisfaction)
I can’t get no
Vaccination.
All I hear is
Procrastination
Will I die? Will I die?
Will I die? Will I die?
I can’t get no
I can’t get no…
When I’m drivin’ in my car,
And a man comes on the radio
Says I shouldn’t drive too far
And spouts some useless information
About the need for isolation
I can’t get no
No no, no
P.P.E.
That’s what I need…
I can’t get no
Vaccination
I can’t get no
Vaccination.
Will I die? Will I die?
Will I die? Will I die?
I can’t get no
I can’t get no
When I’m watching my MP
And he has the nerve to tell me
About the lack of P.P.E.
But he can’t be a man
’Cos he isn’t wearing
A cheap paper mask like me
I can’t get no
No, no, no
Hey, hey, hey
No gloves today…
I can’t get no
Medication
No more hand gel for
Sanitation
Will I die? Will I die?
Will I die? Will I die?
I can’t get no
I can’t get no
When I’m scouring the world wide web
And I’m buying this
And I’m buying that
And I’m trying to find
Some Twirls
They tell me
Baby better come back
Maybe next week
’Cos we’ve flogged all our bog rolls
To Paddy the Greek…
I can’t get no
No, no, no
Hey, hey, hey
No milk today.
I can’t get no
I can’t get no
Vaccination
No vaccination
No vaccination
No vaccination …
(Get Off Of My Cloud)
I live in an overcrowded
Flat on the 99th floor
So I head downstairs to the local park
Just to get the hell out of my door
Then along comes a Plod
Who’s all dressed up
In a fancy hi-viz vest
He says: Move along now, son
Or I’m putting you under arrest.
He says: Hey, Hey!
You, You!
Get offa that grass!
Hey, Hey!
You, You!
Get offa that grass . . !
You can’t sunbathe here,
So move your ass . . .
(Step forward Tom Jones, to the tune of Delilah)
I saw the flashing blue light
As it shone through my window
Wooh, wooh, wooh, wooh,
Wooh, wooh . . .
I heard the ambulance driver
Stamp on the brakes
Wooh, wooh, wooh, wooh,
Wooh, wooh . . .
She’d started sneezing
Wooh, wooh, wooh, wooh,
Wooh, wooh . . .
So I dialled three nines just as soon
As she got the shakes . . .
My, my, my Corona
Diddle, diddle, diddle,
Diddle dum . . .
Why, why, why Corona?
Diddle, diddle, diddle,
Diddle dum . . .
I could see
The woman was going to sneeze
Into her elbow
And she’d forgotten to roll up her sleeves.
At break of day as they drove her away
She was coughing
Cough, cough, cough, cough,
Cough, cough . . .
I closed the windows and then I bolted the door
Clunk, click, clunk, click,
Clunk, click . . .
I went into lockdown
Clunk, click, clunk, click,
Clunk, click . . .
Poured myself a large VAT
And then poured one more . . .
My, my, my Corona
Diddle, diddle, diddle,
Diddle dum . . .
Why, why, why Corona?
Diddle, diddle, diddle,
Diddle dum . . .
Fortunately,
She just had an allergy,
It wasn’t Corona, she was just allergic to me . . .
It wasn’t Corona, she was just allergic to ME!!!
(Close your eyes and it could be Paul McCartney)
In Penny Lane, there is a barber’s with the shutters down,
And the draper has a sign that says he’s closed,
All the people that used to come and go
Have to stay at home . . .
On the corner there’s a banker with a mobile phone
And a hardware shop that’s close to going broke
But the banker won’t give them a loan
Funny bloke, what a joke.
Penny Lane is in retreat and in despair
Dying in the quiet suburban air
Meanwhile, Asda flourishes . . .
Near Penny Lane, there is an out-of-town superstore
Selling bulbs and rhododendrons by the score
But the garden centre can’t open its doors
Any more, it’s the law . . .
Penny Lane is in retreat and in despair
The barber has been banned from cutting hair
Meanwhile, Amazon knocks out clippers . . .
There’s a roadblock in the middle of the roundabout
Cars are stopping for a copper dressed in black
And the copper wears a baseball hat
What a prat, what a prat . . .
In Penny Lane, the boozer doesn’t have a single customer
The landlord’s livelihood is going down the drain
But the supermarkets can sell the full range
Of grape and grain, very strange . . .
Penny Lane is in retreat and in despair
Dying in the quiet suburban air
And meanwhile, back in . . .
Penny Lane is in retreat and in despair
Dying in the quiet suburban air
Penny Lane . . .
(And finally, it’s the Rocketman himself, Elton John)
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time,
This lockdown gets me down . . .
Nottlers next time you visit the grocery shops, buy two bottles of olive oil. There is going to be a shortage soon. A plant disease is destroying olive groves all over southern Europe.
Hush, RE.
We know, there will be a shortage next!!
It will become as rare as lavvy rolls!
Good morning.
Watch the use by date – it can go rancid.
Have you ever been to the Philippines? They have this delicacy called ‘balut’ which they sell all over the place. It is an egg that has been left in the tropical sun for a few weeks and eaten raw. Fertilised eggs are crunchy, and considered extra delicious, especially if the chick already has its feathers.
I never tried it, which gave me away as an idiot foreigner, but they insisted that balut is an effective aphrodisiac.
A few weeks ago, I had to chuck out 9 untouched bottles of olive oil from elderly chum’s pantry.
Goodness knows why she had it as I doubt she’d ever used – or even tasted – the stuff in her life.
The dates were practically archaeology.
That is what happens with monoculture.
Good morning ECD
There is also a shortage of egg boxes, that is why there is a shortage of eggs .. flour is plentiful, but there is also a shortage of small packaging.
Keep your own egg boxes and take them to the farm. Around here there are a couple of farms which used to supply the catering trade which is closed down. I picked up 15 dozen for our village shop the other day – cost 2.50 a dozen – all laid that day.
Are you suggesting, Nagsman, that chicken are now laying egg boxes?
:-))
Nags,
Why cannot eggs be sold in paper bags?
They always used to be.
Have we raised such a useless tribe that they are incapable
of thought?
Supermarkets are apparently not flexible enough to deal with a lack of egg boxes…
Nice one!!
Damn, I just sent two empty one dozen egg boxes to be recycled.
I could do with some bread flour I don’t like all the preservatives in shop bought bread.
The amount of cardboard now being used by mail order is incredible.
Have you tried Dorset Tea ?
We have some at the moment, it’s blended trade mark of Keith Spicer Ltd.
How varied is the climate in a certain Asian country?😎
They do well in parts of Australia, but I don’t think they have cotton on to that yet.
It depends.
There is a type of olive tree from (I think) Portugal that flourishes in Blighty.
We have them in tubs by the front door, which faces north east.
(Fiver each from the Trinity Park plant sales about 8 years ago).
Is the oil any good, though?
My wife has one in a pot in our coastal Northumberland garden. She bought it at a local Woolworths about 20 or more years ago, when it was only a few inches tall. It’s always been out there, repotted as it grew larger. It’s about as tall as she is now.
It flowers, but they come to nothing
I lost my olive tree a couple of years ago. It did actually have olives on it, but they weren’t edible.
Good morning all.
Bright & sunny again but cutting east wind.
Send it my way, Peddy, I could do with a haircut. (Good morning, btw.)
I went to my Turkish barber the day before lockdown started & had myself shorn. Still looks very respectable & the beard is OK too.
‘Morning, Guapa.
“Hey, good lookin’, what you got cookin’?”
“Rhubarb crumble ‘n’ raspberry & apple pie.”
Good Moaning.
This letter caught my eye. Apologies if it’s already been posted, but I found it interesting and informative.
Covid-19 and race
SIR – Some years ago a colleague was being treated unsuccessfully for high blood pressure. It turned out that he had been given medication that black people rarely respond to, because they lack the enzyme that allows it to work properly. As a result, doctors are generally taught to avoid this type of treatment for them.
I do not know why people from some ethnic backgrounds appear to be more susceptible to the Covid-19 infection (report, April 20), but I do know that it would be unwise to grasp at hasty conclusions until the problem has been assessed thoroughly and objectively, using scientific methodology.
Dr John Behardien
Eccles, Lancashire
318394+ up ticks,
Now there’s a thought,
but Richard would brown envelopes already accepted by the ” Honorable” fraternity have to be returned to Beijing by the “honorable” fraternity ?
Plus we will as a nation be losing the asset of getting to Birmingham a quarter of an hour quicker, give thought to that.
https://twitter.com/AgainBraine/status/1252258656059625472
What is the origin of the pressure to build HS2? The saving 15 minutes travelling time claim is so pathetic I’m surprised it is still being given traction by the supporters of wasting >£100 billion. Spreading tax payers’ money in a form of largesse to very interested parties seems to be in the frame. If China appears in the list of recipients we will know that the UK has been locked in by previous governments.
318394+up ticks,
Morning KtK,
They are a coalition party first & foremost and decent scams are being closed down.
The peoples will have to be satisfied by having a bang for their buck in the sound of the sonic boom as the train goes past MOST of them carrying MPs overseeing their realm.
It was part of the EU’s TEN-T network. It should have been ditched when we “left” never mind that it doesn’t serve any useful purpose.
tch tch ogga, surely you know that brown envelopes are NEVER returned?
Braine’s suggestion will never happen, because civil servants and politicians don’t understand engineering. It’s all a big fat closed book to them, and engineering companies don’t tend to have effective Westminster lobbies.
318394+ up ticks,
Morning BB2,
The next one to be returned would be the first
and then only for a refill.
Richard Braines suggestion will never see the light of day because to allow it would be admitting that common sense issues must be suppressed, and in view of the fact they could seriously damage a maturing scam.
“only for a refill” – too darn true!
Interesting BTL Comment from The Slog:
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2020/04/20/critique-whoever-threw-up-clare-foges-can-you-please-do-something-about-the-mess/
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Good Morning All,
Another beautiful day.
It was not until late last evening that I saw the question about how one becomes a Corvid19 volunteer.
There are 2 levels that I know of. One is the local level. Contact your Parish or local Council – they will have a volunteer group. In my experience they will want ID and references.
The National scheme is at Goodsamapp.org but it is closed at the moment – and honestly they have so many people that many are complaining that they are not being utilised.
Good morning, Naggers.
May your day be sunny.
thank you. At this moment there is not a cloud in the sky. I have been attacking the garden – but have now run out of green bin capacity – so will have to wait until next week to complete the job.
You’re lucky, Nagsman. My single garden waste bag is full and sitting in the garage. My local council suspended all garden rubbish collections as soon as the lockdown was announced. I did have a second garden waste bag, but it was emptied shortly before the lockdown and the wind blew it away!
I guess I’m lucky – I’ve just generated a mountain of cypress trimmings and dumped them on my croft. Who needs council services? My waste bin and recycling bin gets emptied every couple of months because that’s how long it takes me to fill them. Food waste – don’t have any!
Morning Elsie
Morning, Alec.
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead –
There were no birds to fly.
[Charles Lutwidge Dodgson: Lennon and the Chippy]
I rented a Nissan Sunny back in 1990. It was such a truly dull car we called it a Nissan Overcast!
Morning, Garlands! :-))
https://twitter.com/truthbeforepc/status/1252379408582635525?s=20
318394+ up ticks,
In point of fact they (eu) should be paying us for our past input
ie properties purchased in pursuit of the scam etc,etc.
https://twitter.com/GerardBattenUK/status/1252507255175610369
Just found this tin of peach halves at the bottom of the larder. A bit rusty, the mouse had actually chewed through the rust leaving a bit of shredded carrier bag in the hole, so it rattled rather than slurped when I shook it.
Best before date is only March 2012 though – I’ve found plenty of things in my larder older than that. If I rehydrated it, would it be good for the visitors? Maybe if I disguised it with some tinned Kwik Save custard I also found here (and this slurped rather than rattled, so it must be ok)?
I also found a milk container full of a brown liquid. I don’t think old milk ever turns that colour, and it doesn’t smell like beer. Any idea what it is, and whether I can serve it up as an aperatif to visitors?
You’re all welcome by the way.
My Mother had a jar of something in her fridge, that pre-dated best before dates – we reckon 199? something.
It looked like fossilised Branston pickle, but the label said marmelade.
She was furious when we threw it out.
I love marmalade & jam when the sugar content crystalises.
Any idea what it is, and whether I can serve it up as an aperatif to visitors?
Morning Jeremy. It’s probably old engine oil. You should give it to any visitors from Officialdom!
The milk has caramelised. Maybe you could use it to make a Banoffee Pie.
Banoffee Pie? The most disgustingly revolting dessert ever concocted. Ugh!
With black bananas from the fridge.
I’m not coming round to your gaff.
I have a tin of Chatka Russian Crab Meat, I am saving for best. The date is 1988, but it looks OK. I could bring it along.
Will there be a second wave of coronavirus?. 21 April 2020.
Epidemics of infectious diseases behave in different ways but the 1918 influenza pandemic that killed more than 50 million people is regarded as a key example of a pandemic that occurred in multiple waves, with the latter more severe than the first. It has been replicated – albeit more mildly – in subsequent flu pandemics.
Other flu pandemics – including in 1957 and 1968 – all had multiple waves. The 2009 H1N1 influenza A pandemic started in April and was followed, in the US and temperate northern hemisphere, by a second wave in the autumn.
I recommend this article, though not to those of a nervous or morbid disposition!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/20/will-there-be-second-wave-of-coronavirus-
I thought all those of a morbid or nervous disposition avoided The Guardian like the plague. Think of the brain damage caused by the Toynbee strain…..
I wonder when enough of us feel like Kipling’s Saxon – it may have taken a while, but it’s getting to the hate stage.
Anyone living in the wealthier suburbs of Los Angeles has a nervous disposition. It’s what gives Hollywood its edge as well as keeping psychotherapists in gainful employment.
I haven’t checked their blacklist, but could it be that The Guardian is one of those tabloids that has avoided having its ‘By Appointment’ badge taken away by the Sussexes-in-exile?
It used to be said that Britons abroad who read the Guardian never came home, as they thought Britain was too depressing.
They were right (in all senses of the word!)…
Wot I writted on the Letters Page:-
Good morning all
Getting ready for my 10.30 Physio video appointment.
I’m sure it’s been said already but Happy 94th Birthday to Her Majesty the Queen. Three Cheers for HM.
I read that as “Psycho”…
Thank you for that compliment Bill. Hope you and your MR are keeping well.
Very – thanks. Except that I appear to have a mild form of bronchitis. Prolly take me off…..
Don’t you go disappearing again. It was hard enough getting you back last time. 😂
Meanwhile,in other news………………..
https://twitter.com/RogTallbloke/status/1252484240727564289
https://pics.me.me/thumb_triple-facepalm-not-even-double-facepalm-can-explain-how-much-51247551.png
Made in China?
The blades are not made of steel, but glassfibre. What you are looking at there is likely droplet erosion of the leading edges due to them slicing into sea spray – this is countered in jet aircraft, for example, by having the wing leading edge made of stainless steel.
Morning Paul , In my 16 years in the RAF I never heard of a leading edge made of SS with the exception of the Blue Steel missile which was made entirely of SS
Offshore farms blame Boris Johnson and Brexit for corroding blades….
Wind farm industry gets huge dollop of other people’s money from their generous friends in government in order to fix totally unexpected damage to windmills.
Not corrosion, but abrasion. Though they appear to be rotating at a fairly relaxed RPM, the speed of these blades through the air is deceptively fast and airborne water droplets rapidly erode the outer coating of the blade allowing the water to get into the fibre matrix, causing it to delaminate.
Here’s one I did a couple of months back
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/20c04032ad72a90cc2345311f7d8bfdf80ac9952849309bae3a982cdaca874d5.jpg
The demolishing of the “Red Wall” succinctly and brilliantly explained
https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1251866133742960641
I enjoyed this
Truth hurts – don’t it just?
Nailed it.
#metoo
Am I alone in thinking that the religious concept of fasting and prayer (whatever the religion – and Islam got the idea from Judaism and Christianity), because starvation “focuses the mind”, is stupid at the best of times and especially so if you’re trying to ward off disease? Abandon self-indulgence maybe but then one should do that most of the time anyway.
Good medical advice
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
So remember, Fasting is good for many aspects of health & may the good Lord cleanse your dirty mind.
Manners, ‘Morning, Sue – and I don’t think it’s your mind that might need cleansing.
Fishing?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e993f4ba31c1ed81da000677fe443d2d3daade051147b1a4e8876c9babef2899.jpg
Absolutely not, ‘morning Sue. In an atmosphere where someone doesn’t have to work and is not surrounded by germs there may be some existential justification or beneficial experience in limited fasting, but to do so in our current society seems rather un-together thinking.
That said, I suppose in terms of numbers we are told many of the fasting ones are unemployed anyway, aren’t they? I’ve always thought that I wouldn’t like to be operated on by a surgeon who is fasting during Ramadan, though.
It’ll be interesting to see if Plod is out and about to enforce separation. I have a suspicion that Plod will be looking very hard the other way today…
Morning, Sue.
Not in the least, Sue. Fasting has been proved (by up-to-date medical science) to be hugely beneficial to both body and mind.
I commenced on a one-meal-a-day (OMAD) fast in January and have so far lost two stones in weight. I do not get hungry between meals and I feel much better physically. My mental acuity is sharpened, I am much calmer and relaxed and I sleep like a log.
I would seriously recommend an OMAD diet to anyone who has any form of recurrent health problems such as obesity, diabetes or depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgy4lMS-eIw&list=WL&index=18
I’ve been eating one meal a day (most days) for over 20 years. It’s easy to do, once the body is acclimatised. In fact, breakfast, lunch & dinner make me feel heavy and lazier than usual.
I have only a very light lunch (about 200 calories) and a proper dinner in the evening. Breakfast is a glass of water and a cup of coffee. Been like that for years.
If you are ill, in Islam you do not need to fast, nor abstain from consumption of water.
May kill off a lot of them, though, Our Susan. There is always a bright side.
Islamic fasting means abstaining from food and, more importantly, drink between dawn and dusk. Not having anything to drink for up to 14 hours a day is plain stupid. And come sundown, Muslims gorge themselves to make up for their fast during the day.
Bisarrely, the Gulf Arabs get fatter during Ramadan than at other times. I believe that’s not the general idea… and they are even more useless at work, if that’s even possible.
“And they are even more useless at work, if that’s even possible”
After ten years experience of running projects in the M.E it is definitely possible.
Afternoon, Hoppy.
Don’t you find the “aversion to work” syndrome common throughout all third-world nations?
Morning Grizzly, “aversion to work” is an art form with most third-world nations. On one project in Qatar we had all sorts of fun and games. A number of Qataris had to be included in the team, we very quickly realised that they would not do any meaningful work so employed additional staff to cover them. You then add in two Indian supervisors, one from a higher caste than the other; they used to argue like cat and dog and the ‘higher caste’ guy basically just treated the Filipinos, Sri Lankans etc. as lowest of the low. We couldn’t remove him so basically just gave him tasks that involved minimal contact with the rest of the team.
Basically you factor in that you have to at least double your team numbers to get the works completed on schedule. Then it’s a case of juggling the different nationalities to avoid all the racism and bullying that can go on.
You soon realise that the UK is the most tolerant, non-racist country in the World. When I see the usual suspects bleating about how bad we are, I just wish that I could take them onto one of these projects to see what the rest of the World is like.
Afternoon, Hoppy.
I know what you mean. When I was an aviation screening supervisor in the immediate wake of the twin towers atrocity, screening levels were raised in the UK. Frequently I had an inspector from the Department for Transport (DfT) closely scrutinising our operations to ensure that passengers and their luggage were being screened to their exacting standards. On such day, during lull in proceedings, I spoke to one of the more approachable inspectors and asked him about his remit. He told me that he would often be invited to foreign countries to watch and advise on their screening practices.
He told me that once he was sent to some unknown Arab country where he stood watching the screening of luggage. The operator on the X-ray machine was sitting sideways on to the screen and chatting away to a colleague, completely ignoring the line of suitcases etc passing through the machine. After a while he approached the operator and asked if he thought it might be better if he sat facing the screen. The operator simply shrugged, turned his chair around to face the screen, then turned his head back away and continued the conversation with his colleague, still ignoring the screen!
Since the inspector was only there as a guest in an advisory capacity he was powerless to do anything except fill in a report, one which he knew would not be acted upon.
Scary isn’t it.
I am not Islamic (in fact I am not religious at all) but my one-meal-a-day diet is hugely beneficial. I drink all day, though, between 4–5 pints of water, but solid food is only taken at my solitary meal around 13:00 hrs. I don’t get hungry and I don’t feel the need to gorge.
Same here. When I want to lose weight, I stick to one meal a day. It works for me – I don’t feel hungry, and I enjoy my solitary meal. Going without any liquid during the day is, however, madness.
You are speaking of rather extreme fasting. I don’t know any Christian who starves themselves in order to focus their mind.
Lent doesn’t require you to starve, only eat frugally. Lent is in tune with the seasons in the northern hemisphere, i.e. there is not a great deal of food in spring.
As I get older, I find my body reacts more to the seasons, or maybe I notice it more. I often get stressed in Jan/Feb/March (vit d deficiency perhaps), and a period of restraint and prayer is very beneficial. Christianity is very well thought out.
Islamic fasting I find extreme and stupid – it is one of many reasons why I reject any idea of embracing Islam. It doesn’t travel well to extreme northern or southern climates, as the days are too long – potentially 24 hours above the artic circle for example. You are supposed to do a full day’s work while not eating or drinking, which is ridiculous and dangerous. Plus they starve through the day and gorge at night, lurching from one extreme to the other, completely out of sync with the natural body clock.
Sensible fasting is very healthy though. I usually have my last snack at 5 -6 pm, and breakfast between 7 -8 am, leaving a gap of about 14 hours. I do this mini-fast to allow my blood sugar to go low. My lifestyle is very unhealthy, with a lot of sitting at a computer eating chocolate to try and keep alert, so I have to do something to keep my blood sugar down.
Ah, I have to stop my blood sugar becoming too low. That causes stress and anxiety.
Ah, I have to stop my blood sugar becoming too low. That causes stress and anxiety.
WTAF ??????????????????????
https://twitter.com/HardcoreTruther/status/1252500240130871296
That’s what I’ve been reading. Various studies have shown this, and I believe Tucker Carlson has mentioned it on his show,but no reporters have picked it up, or if they have, they haven’t raised it with the PTB. So the question is, why not? If I know about it, why doesn’t the UK government, or any of its intrepid reporters.
Also, see my post of a couple of minutes ago.
Could be a put up job, of course. The Rooshians.
Could be a put up job, of course. The Rooshians.
Or they could be winding each other up. They seem to be familiar with each other and this could be part of an ongoing routine.
Didn’t sound like it, and it’s what’s been reported elsewhere.
Similar position here, Rik – well before lockdown it was estimated that at least 100,000 and possibly as many as 250,000, had already been infected here, and possibly a whole lot more. Unfortunately I can’t find the article now.
Have just posted this over on CW:
Research suggests that being in enclosed spaces, i.e. home, London Underground Tube train, are more dangerous and conducive to virus spread than being outside:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4504358/
The H1N1 “Spanish flu” outbreak of 1918–1919 was the most devastating pandemic on record, killing between 50 million and 100 million people. Should the next influenza pandemic prove equally virulent, there could be more than 300 million deaths globally. The conventional view is that little could have been done to prevent the H1N1 virus from spreading or to treat those infected; however, there is evidence to the contrary. Records from an “open-air” hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, suggest that some patients and staff were spared the worst of the outbreak. A combination of fresh air, sunlight, scrupulous standards of hygiene, and reusable face masks appears to have substantially reduced deaths among some patients and infections among medical staff. We argue that temporary hospitals should be a priority in emergency planning. Equally, other measures adopted during the 1918 pandemic merit more attention than they currently receive.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/04/20/tucker_carlson_why_are_our_leaders_hurting_us_on_purpose_our_fear_makes_us_easier_to_control.html
TUCKER CARLSON, FOX NEWS: Two Sundays ago, a Colorado man called Matt Mooney went to a park near his house to throw a ball with his wife and six-year-old daughter. The park was deserted, which meant the Mooneys were standing alone in a field. The police came anyway. They handcuffed Matt Mooney in front of his family and threw him in the back of a cruiser. By state order, Colorado residents were required to stay stay in their homes. Mooney was outside. So he was taken into custody.
The next day, Jared Polis, who is the governor of Colorado, issued an executive order extending his lockdown until the end of April. Polis included no scientific justification for the decision. Instead, he summed up his reasoning with a line fit for a tank top. Quote: “Simply put, by staying home, Coloradans are saving lives.”
Last week, when Duval County, Florida reopened its beaches, Twitter lit up with the hashtag, “Florida Morons.” The Washington Post wrote an entire piece celebrating the fact that families in Jacksonville were being attacked on social media. It was another opportunity to deliver a blast of nasty self-righteousness — as if America needed more of that.
But let’s […] consider the science. What does the research tell us about being outside? As it happens, there’s quite a bit of it. It turns out — and you may have guessed this, because it’s obvious — that enclosed spaces are a dangerous place to be in a pandemic. That was the conclusion of a study earlier this month in the Journal of the Amercian Medical Association. USA Today quoted one of the authors of the study, an MIT professor. She put it this way, quote: “When one is outside, with air circulation or wind, the [virus] is easily dispersed and less concentrated.”
Another study, from earlier this month, was more specific. It looked at 320 towns in China over a period of more than a month, in order to determine how the Coronavirus spreads. The most common place patients were infected: their homes. Eighty percent of outbreaks began there. Thirty four percent of new cases began on public transportation. The conclusion? Quote: :All identified outbreaks of three or more cases occurred in an indoor environment, which confirms that sharing indoor space is a major [Coronavirus] infection risk.”
So, the mantra of stay indoors, protect the NHS, save lives, and the police arresting or bullying people for going to the park or the beach? No scientific evidence to back up their claims, but evidence for the opposite, as long as people are sensible. Most people have been sensible, and have gone outside for fresh air, exercise, sunshine, all of which boost their immune systems, and haven’t congregated in large groups. But the Stasi police have still behaved like the little tin-pot H*tlers that they’ve always wanted to be, with the backing of would-be dictator politicians (and I’m not including Boris or Trump in this, as I don’t believe that’s their natural inclinations. It’s the Democrat governors, the likes of Damian Collins MP who is so keen on censorship, Macron, etc).
Is it not better than we take care of our physical and mental wellbeing during this period? Sunshine, fresh air, exercise, a change of scenery and respite from being with our family 24/7 will ensure that we emerge from this lockdown fairly intact. Does the government want us to be unhealthy, depressed, nervous wrecks at the end of this? They should be actively encouraging people to get out in the sunshine rather than huddling at home.
There was an interesting appeal from a mental health charity on TV last night – apparently they are being inundated by requests for help and it’s only week 4 (or is it 5???)
But that would mean reliquishing control.
What would all the bossy people do then?
Ultra violet light gives you a tan. It is also bad for viruses.
Gardening advice required. I recently bought some frittilaries. Some of the flower heads are seeding.
My question is…will they grow into new plants or are they sterile?
Thank you.
Depends if they have previously had Vase ectomies….
Thank you Mr Kingy. Your suggestions are about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike….as usual. 🙂
Well, here’s a useful suggestion: Best not to site one directly above the petrol tank….
Bang on.
He probably bought them on sale; they were an absolute snip.
They grow into snakes.
They already have the heads.
How long are you prepared to wait, could take a few years and they need damp land to grow well.
I just looked a the site that Sos posted.
I planted some late last year. None have come up.
In the past, I’ve had them seed themselves into new plants.
I have given up on raising seeds. Takes too long for me. I’m prepared to do it for squashes and trombetti because when they come up they are quite large as seedlings.
https://www.gardenersworld.com/how-to/grow-plants/how-to-grow-fritillaries/
Sod that for a game of soldiers. I’ll just buy more plants.
Thanks for the link.
Yes, it’s normal to buy the bulbs rather than seed.
https://twitter.com/brit_battleaxe/status/1230148180714688513?s=20
Very good, apart from the 60s hat and colours.
Perfect – Happy Birthday, Your Majesty and wishing for several more.
94 years young and an example to us all.
Why is there a shortage of PPE ?
Why is there a shortage of repurposed drugs and a lack of interest in testing and innovation ?
Almost certainly because the UK secretly signed up to the recommendations of Bill Gates’ “Event 201” which required equipment and drug pooling between nations as part of a global response to a pandemic.
It’s all in the small print and as the WHO recommended it, the UK probably signed away her independence to Bill Gates who is now involved with the NHS at the top level.
Millions of pieces of PPE are being shipped from Britain to Europe despite NHS shortages. 21 April 2020.
Millions of pieces of vital protective equipment are being shipped from British warehouses to Germany, Spain and Italy despite severe shortages in this country, The Telegraph can disclose.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/20/exclusivemillions-pieces-ppe-shipped-britain-europe-despite/
Maybe they are honouring a contract?
Bureaucracy problems in the UK it would appear.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8238617/UK-company-tried-help-NHS-faced-five-weeks-frustration-red-tape.html
Exactly, looks like it’s all being shared out and exported under the terms of “Event 201”.
Ministers seem to have pretty well given up.
I wonder if anyone got paid off ?
I will have you know Ms Parrot, that I earned this directorship on my merits and my large experience as an ex-Minister!
Sounds like you’re representing the Chinese, the EU, Gates or Soros then !
Sounds like you’re representing the Chinese, the EU, Gates or Soros then !
Does it matter who, as long as they have large pockets to subsidise Moi? Kerching!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uDpZiR8Gs00
Tucker Carlson Tonight show from last night. Very illuminating. Watch it before it gets deleted.
Sweden is going to be justified in letting out a big shout of “We told you so!” when this is all over:
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-swedish-experiment-looks-like-it-s-paying-off
I would like to see the government return to the approach of issuing guidelines on how to protect ourselves, but otherwise to treat us like adults. We have been living with Covid-19 for nearly two months and we have all been good boys and girls. We know the rules on social distancing and hand washing. If business owners wish to re-open, employees wish to go to work and customers wish to frequent the establishments – then let them.
Free the people!
Until the second wave hits, of course….
Density of population is much less than that of the UK, their socialising and shopping habits will be different because of this, and no doubt other reasons. It is not comparing like with like.
I spoke to a friend of mine who lives in Thailand recently. They are also following a more relaxed policy. Thailand has had 48 deaths from Covid-19:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/countries-where-coronavirus-has-spread/
Yes no country can be directly compared to another. But it seems likely that this virus has been widespread in the population since at least January. As the NHS has plenty of spare capacity, what exactly is the justification for continuing with this?
By FUBARing the economy the politicians can later justify the levelling down of the whole population in the interests of equality.
TPTB have tasted the fruits of control, they won’t let go readily.
Having made my comment above It was in the nature of ‘I was ‘just saying….’ I was not being an advocate for either policy, just observing. What really puzzles me in all of this is is the inflation of the death figures in all sorts of ways, and I do feel there is a different agenda in play from the one which they want us to see. I certainly think the time has come to end the lockdown, if it should have ever started even. Perhaps we did need some sort of restraint in the first instance until we discovered what was the manner of the beast with which we were dealing.
I agree that we probably needed some time to assess the impact of this new disease. But really, we are seeing that the Nightingale hospitals have not been overwhelmed and the NHS is coping. Surely the time has come to allow younger, healthy people at least to go back to work? I am not sure what the government’s plan is, other than ‘wait and see what turns up?’
Yes… wonder what Ferguson is recommending – does his model cover the aftermath, I wonder??
And let everyone outside in the sunshine, where it’s much healthier and virus-free than indoors.
I apologise for being thick about this, but…
if we’re all in lockdown, why are infections still climbing?
OK, some people are out and about but most of us are not.
How does this end? Do we all go back at once and risk the virus? Do we stagger returns? Say half my people go back every other day?
We can’t just wait for a vaccine.
Friday prayers?
60% herd immunity was a Government target – at least that what I herd.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/18/stockholm-will-reach-herd-immunity-within-weeks/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-onward-journey
The Sun public poll reckoned some time ago that 60% of us have already survived COVID..
Could we have already beaten the Swedes by locking up the GP surgeries, not wearing masks in public and stopping the NHS getting its PPE?
BTW here’s the result:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93bdb7a8023475aed3f37e4fcc1688ef73b75188c822994a93f6368d99443173.jpg
Going by comments of friends, relatives and acquaintances, plus my own observations, I think the 60% had been reached by March: April at the very latest.
Well – most of us here had something like it in January.
I was slow; I didn’t get it until February 🙂
SIR – I am a retired surgeon old enough to remember wearing cotton masks.
Why did we abandon them? Because they were useless.
David Nunn
West Malling, Kent
Morning all
SIR – A doctor writing in Saturday’s Letters page used the phrase “when it’s all over”. This idea is much used by our politicians. Frankly it will never be “all over”.
Like flu, which kills 14,000 every year in the United Kingdom, despite an available vaccine, coronavirus will return, probably in a mutated form, annually. We will just have to accept the situation and get back to work, or the economy will collapse totally.
As the virus predominantly strikes the elderly, they would be well advised to continue with sensible precautions.
Alastair Mutch
Kendal, Cumbria
Apart from wondering what scientific or medical qualifications, if any, Mr Mutch has, it is surely incorrect to suggest that “As the virus predominantly strikes the elderly…” because it strikes anyone, irrespective of age It is just that, generally speaking, the elderly are more likely to go under, which is rather different.
‘Morning, Epi.
Perhaps he meant strike as in “three strikes and you’re out” where ONE is substituted for THREE in President Bill Clinton’s well-known statement.
Just use your common sense.
Once long lived aunt hit her very fit eighties, we steered clear if we had a cough or cold, let alone anything more serious.
We also did the same with elderly chum; now she’s in a care home, we have no choice.
As the virus predominantly strikes the elderly, they would be well advised to continue with sensible precautions.
Mutch can be said for sutch a bon mot.
SIR – I am sure I am not the only one living a daily nightmare. I am 81 and my husband is 91, suffering from Alzheimer’s disease.
I cannot go out because he cannot be left on his own. I cannot even take a walk. We used to have carers but they are not allowed to visit anymore. My family are a long way away.
I understand from the press that this may go on for a year. We are under house arrest waiting to die.
Norma Heather
Great Bookham, Surrey
SIR – I’m 70 in June and, before the restrictions, swam a mile a day in an outdoor pool. I swim as I have arthritis in my feet, so it is the most pain-free exercise I can do. I try to get out for a cycle ride instead, but it’s not the same.
As a widow, I live on my own, and I miss seeing my grandsons. I am usually an optimistic person but without being offered any light at the end of the tunnel, even I am beginning to wonder what the future holds.
Ann Wright
Cambridge
SIR – On Thursday the Government added three weeks to our stretch in isolation. Today there is talk of extending it for more than a year.
Those take such a decision should be required to spend seven days in a flat with no garden; receive no visitors; and be forbidden from leaving the front door. My own small garden has been a blessing in these clement weeks, and visits of carers have maintained my sanity for now. But we cannot just be dumped and left with nothing to look forward to other than the removal of our free television licence.
Christine Stewart Munro
London SW1
SIR – If I were still a headteacher (I am retired), I would want schools to open on May 11. It could be done gradually.
Each class could be divided in half. Half could attend in the morning and half in the afternoon, or any arrangement that would be appropriate.
Schools need time to prepare – some staff may be unwell or vulnerable because of a medical condition.
Those of us who are elderly do not want children and young people to miss out on their education. It is up to us to continue isolating ourselves until a vaccine is available.
Joan Freeland
Exeter, Devon
Or as Peddy might put it:
We have no immediate need for education!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1fgCHvDNQ
Nowadays it’s “Hey kids! Leave that teacher alone!” isn’t it?
Norma Heather sounds desperate, and I don’t blame her.
It isn’t a good place to be in.
Those take such a decision should be required to spend seven days in a
flat with no garden; receive no visitors; and be forbidden from leaving
the front door.
If may borrow the phrase this once – Exacto!
You can borrow the expression as often as you like; I don’t charge.
Fear not – the suicide pills are being manufactured as I write – and will be delivered to all “vulnerable” people in the near future.
They would be a very popular item if available at the chemist.
H’mmmmm ….. getting suicide pills or facing Scottish jobsworth?
Facing Scottish jobsworth or getting suicide pills?
Tough call.
Morning, BT.
Your belief in the PTB being that humane is misplaced.😎
You mean we have to collect them? Like in “On The Beach”?
Yo Bill
Except, you ain’t allowed to go “On The Beach.”
I don’t know who Nevil is but please don’t shute him like the piano player who did his best.
(By the way, I saw the film of ‘A Town Like Alice‘ on TV a year or two ago. It was a great disappointment as it left out the whole of the second part of the story.)
Good film, though. Surprised they are not showing it now…{:¬))
I see that Branston (sic) – the man who cheated HM Customs and Excise – is in a pickle. How ones heart bleeds for him – down to his last billion and having to mortgage an island…..
Morning all lovely day so far.
His company virgin Australia has gone into liquidation. ☺ grimace.
Not yet – it’s in voluntary administration – liquidation may follow later.
No worries she’ll be apples mate. 😏
Good morning Bill
I saw him on the TV news yesterday. He seems to have gone a most peculiar colour which makes him look even more reptilian than ususal. His hair is especially unpleasant.
Goodmorning Richard
Branson has the look of a sun basking iguana about him .
Hmmmm , thats an insult to the rest of the cold blooded reptiles
But the description is vivid – and accurate.
Great description TB 😊
They are much prettier.
He looks creepy and just plain repulsive.
So why is Britain so useless at getting things right ?
Maybe partly because of the selection process to become an MP. Anyone with independent thought and capable of innovative thinking who questions the stultified and ossified status quo, which is probably replete with corruption thanks to Soros, is immediately filtered out.
Only dullards need apply because dullards won’t rock the boat.
Because the political classes eff up everything they come into contact with.
Think about a cabinet reshuffle.
For example, Minister of transport is moved to ministry of agriculture etc etc.
And politics is the only way of life they all know.
A country should be run as a business. Most civil servants and politicans wouldn’t last a month in the private sector.
It’s pretty obvious that they can’t run a bath between the lot of them.
Scathing ?
Too right Polly.
Our bin men (note men) are out side today and every Tuesday. They do a great job never failing.
Hard work but yes fair simple task. Put the front bench on the job and you’d have rubbish all over the road and they’d take more than one day a week to clear 500 or more dwellings.
Appology, there is a female collecting all the paper and cardboard today for the first time ever. Good for her.
Maybe she was a previous labour back bencher. 😊
Businessmen would have to be patriotic though. It’s no good if they weasel up to China, the EU or Soros.
If their business was associated with the country they reside and pay tax in the people would be more likely to support them. But the way things have been going over the past 30 years we are putting people’s jobs on the line because of coporate greed. Getting products made in other countries where labour is cheap. But that only increases the business profit margins. Shipping products around the planet doesn’t really help the environment or the local economies.
Surely, in this age of equality, there should be bin women, too – even if they need to be quota-ed in.
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1252489117939699712
Good morning everyone .
If the NHS can have happy clappings on Thursday evenings at 8pm , why is a gun salute out of the question for our Queen’s birthday?
Hi TB, probably because if they did perform the gun salute the MSM jackals would be screaming about HM putting the lives of troops at risk by forcing them to stand close to each other.
So that’s why all the plod stood close together on Westminster bridge for their happy-clappy virtue fest. Putting plod’s life at risk doesn’t matter.
Well, probably not to a lot of people – by their deeds shall ye know them.
Hi NTN, that was allowed because they were virtue signalling and creating a photo op for D1ck of the Yard.
318394+ up ticks,
The immediate answer to blocked bowels,
Heard yesterday during the BBc rhetorical torture slot,
https://twitter.com/brexitblog_info/status/1252219747011264512
I actually caught a glimpse of this most evil of men while I was channel surfing. It’s something akin to being mesmerised by a snake.
318394+ up ticks,
Morning AS,
I believe unintentionally you give snakes a
bad name in linking them to b liar.
Sad thing is he would still find a following.
Anthony Judas Blair at your servissssssssse
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b61e542726a15d383b95f518b4d47d1ac4bde0202769965527a41520ca07c2e3.gif
“Trusssssssst in meeee …….”
“Jussssssst in meeee……….”
“Jussssssst in meeee……….”
How he has avoided being assassinated is a mystery.
Good morning, Rastus.
Have you had a make-over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDblF-J6qvY
Good morning, Grizzly.
I am suffering from a dearth of hairdressers!!
Good morning Garlands
I just want a head mssage and my dead ends trimmed , I just want to relax , chatter about rubbish , read magazines I don’t normally read , smile at myself in the mirror, and remember that I had first started visiting the same salon for over thirty five years , and my stylish hairdresser used to look like Ray Doyle (Martin Shaw) from the Professionals .. and sadly now we have all grown older .. I doubt whether the salon will ever reopen again.
Growing older beats the alternative, Belle!
Have a (virtual) hug!
My hairdresser, who used to own the salon, sold out a couple of years ago and stayed on as manager. So hopefully he will be back – he has been cutting my hair for over 30 years. He used to be young, like I was!
Snap. I have stuck with mine for over 30 years as well ..
I had a full works hair appt, today.
At this rate, I might find out what I’ve really looked like for the past thirty years.
I let it all go grey about 15 years ago – no regrets – I’m a silver fox!
Good morning, Anne.
I recently had a ‘ Damascus moment.’
Why do I go to be primped’ by Emma
every four weeks…….why not go:
Every week for a B/D.
Every third week for a trim.
Every sixth week for a colour ‘enhancement.’
Sod the inheritance!!
Good morning, Garlands.
I am suffering from a dearth of hair!
I am curly mopped with roots showing!!
NOT a pretty sight! 🙂
Roots are sprouting all over the place 🙁
Like a mangrove swamp, you mean?? :-O)
Cheaper that way. Saves shampoo, shortens the time in the shower. Just a dab of car wax and a quick buff in the morning…
Caroline tidied him up.
:•)
Taxpayer financed security; for life.
(I know how to ruin someone’s day!)
Same with Harold Wilson.
‘Morning, Rastus.
Good morning, Rastus. Has your knotted hanky which used to cover your head been pinched by Mrs Rastus to use as a face mask?
:-))
He had the good fortune to be born British, rather than in a more hot-headed country, where he would have ended up on the wrong end of a noose (or in his case, the right end).
318394+ up ticks,
Morning Rct,
Good forward planning, protect your @rse tactics, he could show the ersatz tory party a thing or two about treachery
& that takes some doing.
Take the treason rulings to start with….
Blair has full time armed protection officers paid for by us.
‘Morning, Ogga, I don’t need to listen to Bliar to know that it would be just a load of self-serving tosh.
318394+ up ticks,
Morning NtN,
Daily dose of b liar would be an asset for many
in so far as to “know thine enema” prior to entering the ballot booth, but to my mind the ballot booth currently is abused by giving ANY of the political toxic trio carte blanche.
You keep banging on about the ‘toxic trio’ but there is, currently, no viable alternative.
Certainly not UKIP with its own toxic NEC.
318394+ up ticks,
NtN,
You mean then that the peoples MUST support& vote for the best of the three toxic parties, or WAIT until an alternative viable party is set up.
That is what i cannot get my cannister around.
I would NOT vote for the present UKIP & their
ersatz Nec, but there is a real UKIP membership still out there.
Fear of the real UKIP has brought about their semi demise as can be clearly seen by the current actions of the Nec.
Since you opine that the real UKIP is currently contained in the membership (figures please) why don’t you (and they) instead of pissing and moaning, gather that membership and, with the aid of Batten and Braine, launch an ‘Independent’ Party, or whatever catchy name you can come up with, and effectively isolate the current UKIP NEC.
Sitting in a corner mewling and puking, doesn’t resolve any problems except the need for another nappy change.
Other good bits of advice are available.
318395+ up ticks,
Now now NtN,
Good advice is always acceptable but I am afraid not from you, no offence meant just that I do believe that you are part of the problem.
May one ask who did you vote for
last time out ?
Your honest answer will be appreciated.
My honest answer, Ogga, is that, like everyone else in the country, for whom I voted is a secret between me and the (much despised by you) ballot box.
I take it, from the rest of your reply, that you are happy to continue with the dysfunctional UKIP and its flawed NEC rather than do something positive about it.
318394+ up ticks,
NtN,
The ballot box ” much despised by me” far from it, my stance is the Country is abused via the ballot booth and the continuation of the same failed many time over VOTING pattern.
The ballot booth used NOT abused in a sensible common sense manner would be our saviour.
By the by you are not alone in so far as admitting to voting for failure of a party such as lab/lib/con, if that applies.
I am a UKIP member in complete opposition to the current ersatz Nec.
318394+ up ticks,
NtN,
I am assuming that you did vote Brexit, maybe I assume to much.
The real UKIP won the eu elections then went on to trigger the referendum with a winning result,
Post 24/6/2016 the toxic trio the lab/lib/con coalition tried their damnedest to reverse it.
I want to see the real UKIP back in place and the Nec treacherous @rses kicked out,not start another party for voting day trippers to use & abuse.
By the by surely it is the lab/lib/con current supporter / voters that are very short of good advice / common sense, check today’s state of the nation, all their own work.
I think, by it’s content, positioning and timing, that you have responded to an earlier comment and not the one you meant. I could, of course, be wrong.
318394+ up ticks,
NtN,
Then of course you could be right, moving at just under the speed of light topping 50 plus conifers by 5′ stripping & logging tends to confuse at times.
But not ALL the time.
318394+ up ticks,
NtN,
Please also bare in mind that many of the electorate especially for the last two decades”keep banging on about” gripping nasal canals / the best of the worst, party first
being the only way to go, yes.
We are witnessing the results as we type.
Blair just can’t get used to the fact that everybody hates him now.
‘Afternoon, all. From BTL in today’s DT Letters:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/284953da5bfc70c3564c3b3c289d2d1657b8736bfd62df31fe66eda00e6bafac.png
Splling Blair’s entrails would be akin to sowing dragon’s teeth. Everything he touched and everything he touches quickly turns to shite.
Afternoon Duncan!
Perhaps we should reinstate trial by ordeal?
Eeek! Did that one get deleted Duncan?
Stiil there (1303 hrs), Jules!
:¬))
Perhaps the mods did not understand the big words.
Blair and his cronies are of course War Criminals and did they live elsewhere other than the UK would all be incarcerated at The Hague prior to trial. It is probable that the number of their victims far exceeds that of Milosevich or any of the other Post War European Monsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udMLOGZf5d4
I read a ghastly account where when they disemboweled you they would throw your entrails onto a brazier while still attached.
Nice of them to provide a barbecue for the accused.
Good afternoon Sir.
That was the normal process.
Part of the hanging, drawing and quartering.
I don’t think they lived to witness the quartering.
Grilled giblets, eh? Mmm, yummy!
Good afternoon, Phil.
Isn’t a giblet a small crane?
Na that’s an egret 😀
Apropos of nothing in particular can I observe that on my visit to Morrisons yesterday that it appears that things are surreptitiously returning to normal! The store itself merely looked slack (no queues) and the Dentist on the High Street is accepting patients, though by what looks like appointment only. This said the precautions taken against the virus should never have been made mandatory. It was the reaction of a myopic Police State. Like Sweden we should have gone for voluntary measures. Whole sections of UK Society and its activities have been shut down for no good reason on the whims of a Politicised Stasi! The final consequences of this have yet to be made manifest but it looks as though the “cure” may prove far more lasting and serious than the disease.
Morning Minty and all.
I totally agree with you about how this has been mishandled. But when you look at the “tree” of donations made to the relevant institutions, put on much earlier, the corruption is there for all to see, especially when you read on the front page of the DT that “PPE equipment is being shipped out of the U.K.” when our own people are said to be crying out for it. What’s going on is literally beyond belief.
I also think the government cannot think of how to end this lockdown, or even how to start to ease it, they’re in limbo just as the rest of us are.
Morning V. It’s necessary to read between the lines of course but it looks as though the Government has no real idea of what to do. They are just making decisions hoping that no one will notice. The old cliche “Never confuse movement with progress” springs to mind!
👍
Good morning, Minty.
‘…….has no idea of what to do.’
There are 206 Countries in this World,
tell me which one DOES know what it is doing.
This ‘crisis’ is unprecedented.
It is all too easy to complain but quite another
matter to know how to fix the problem.
One hundred upvotes, Garlands.
Lions led by amœbæ.
‘Morning, Minty, I think, “Bullshit baffles brains” is a better cliché.
Good morning Minty
We are living in strange times aren’t we . Our natural British reserve is being tested to the limit .
The church bells don’t ring anymore , the local village football / recreation ground / cricket field have a few dog walkers keeping their distance, no chattering , isolated with no lingering apart from picking up dog dollops. What is also missing are the sound of children in the themed playground and the clatter of skate boards on the newly constructed skatepark .
I am not complaining , silence is sometimes good , the sky is clear of contrails and road traffic noise that once was is no longer . The milk tankers still collect, and the tractors are kept busy shifting hay and straw. The tanks from RTR have also been rather quiet recently , but the lemurs from the Ape rescue centre a few miles up the road sing their morning songs , all very tropical .
The only time one can communicate is by waving , conversations are brief, it is as if one is too scared to exhale / inhale everone else’s breath.
If things ever get back to normal , I don’t think anything will ever be the same again.
Morning Belle. We British used to be reserved but I’m not sure we still are. When mobile phones came in it soon became commonplace for people to walk along talking out loud (Bluetooth) or on the phone. People talk on trains, buses, in supermarkets, quite without embarrassment that others are hearing the conversation.
We were holidaying in Gran Canaria some years ago, going down in a lift with others, when an Irishman’s phone rang. Turned out he was a builder and the gist was “, no, he couldn’t come this week because he was dealing with an emergency elsewhere” but he’d be there ASAP. All said with not a hint of shame.
“commonplace for people to walk along talking out loud”
Surely that’s just Care in the Community clients?
Weren’t you tempted to shout “He’s lying, we’re in the Canary Isles” in the background?
Reminds me of the loud mouth in a railway carriage who was on his phone to his wife and talking in a loud voice for ages when a woman, obviously fed up with this, said in a loud voice “Will you put that bloody phone down and come back to bed”
Absolutely. But we’re English – not snitches!
Why are there lemurs in an ape rescue centre? Lemurs are not apes.
[Yes, I know that both apes and lemurs are primates, so it ought to be called a “primate rescue centre”].
Morning, Maggie. :•)
Good morning G
You are of course quite correct . Nice link here for you to take a peep at .
https://monkeyworld.org/
Thanks.
Morning, Grizz.
Personally, I’m happy for the lemurs to be safe and alive.
I doubt they’re too fussed either.
Morning, Nursey.
What’s your take on Lorises [Slow or Slender]?
Lorises, like lemurs, are native (mainly) to Madagascar where habitat destruction is amongst the worst on the planet.
We can only do what we can do; spreading western sensibilities too thinly merely makes us busy but ineffectual. Lecturing people about the very practices westerners carried out 2000+ years ago is problematical.
We could also say that western medicine and hygiene practices are also responsible for the population explosions in that benighted continent. There may be a reason (if – IF – the Out of Africa Theory is correct) why people who travelled to northern or more challenging climates moved on from the Stone Age several thousand years ago.
Zoos and refuges may be the only – imperfect – way to ensure that these animals survive. Or do we take the view that mankind is merely another animal and that lemurs etc…. deserve the fate of dinosaurs because they aren’t intelligent enough to adapt?
I think HGV Lorises should be banned on single track roads…
That’s down to their silly drivers relying too much on crap quality SatNav.
‘Morning, George, where we live, the only access, in all three directions, is via single track roads with (resident made) passing places. Best Beloved who has lived here for 18 years has noticed a vast increase in traffic (white van man and non-agricultural HGVs) since the SatNav has grown in popularity.
Incidentally, one of those three roads has been closed because, for the second year, badgers have undermined it while digging extensions to their setts and, because of their protection, the local roads authority welcome the chance to do bugger-all about until after August, when ‘cubbing’ is considered to be over. They will then fill in the ‘extensions’ only for Brock to have another go at job creation next year.
‘Afternoon, Tom.
Brock needn’t be a problem if the local authority were switched on. There is nothing illegal about digging down a metre-or-so above Brock’s sett and laying a load of concrete atop it before restoring the soil layer. That way Brock’s sett is safeguarded and the road will not be undermined.
[I know this procedure from the early 1990s when my ex-wife was a member of a Badger protection society that worked out ways of stopping badger-diggers from accessing setts to proliferate their sordid “sport” of badger-baiting, whereby they would rip out the badgers’ claws to prevent it from defending itself when placed into a pit to be ripped apart by dogs.]
Poor furry buggers are likely also on the dinner plates in China, after being fried alive.
Good Morning, Grizzly
Probably a bit before your time. They don’t write them like this any more – I wonder why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk9Ma6PBbuA
My cousin, Norma, who is ten years my senior was a huge fan of everything 1950s, from Chris Barber and Kenny Ball to Lonnie Donegan. I was given the opportunity of playing her vast collection of 78s and 45s whenever I visited her.
I well remember Neil Sedaka’s “I Go Ape” and I equally remember Nervous Norvus and his unforgettably ridicuous “Ape Call”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueMoGDqHchU
Why bother rescuing Justin Welby, Grizzly? Leave him to stew in his kitchen. (Good morning, btw.)
Precision in all things, Grizz!
B-))
Going shopping. I may be some time….
Get us some bog rolls while you’re out.
It seems that olive oil is the new bog roll!!
Err… doesn’t it make things slippery? although pleasantly fragrant!
Tell that to Popeye.
Don’t forget the olive oil.
We stocked up in yer Spain early in March – when travelling (remember that?) was possible and easy.
Things don’t last once you get them home.
I popped into a Spanish barber’s in Estepona for a very good haircut, cut-throat razor trim the lot. 10 Euros.
That was only in January and that haircut has worn out already. Nothing lasts these days. Last time I go to a Spanish barber, I tell you.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning DB
Lovely bright morning , chilly breeze here as well.
And the same to the 36 of you too, Delboy.
Police officer who threatened to ‘make up’ offence suspended after outcry. Tue 21 Apr 2020
But following pressure, the officer has now been suspended from duty. The force said in a statement: “We absolutely recognise the impact this footage has had on public confidence and following an initial review by our professional standards department the officer involved has … been suspended from duty.
“We have also taken the decision to voluntarily refer the matter to the Independent Office of Police Conduct. We hope these matters go some way to reassuring the public how seriously we are treating this matter.
This should have been done immediately prior to him being charged with “Conspiring to pervert the cause of Justice”.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/21/lancashire-police-officer-who-threatened-to-make-up-offence-suspended-after-outcry
Suspended on full pay, presumably? Why not put him on 80% at the very least?
Every single trial and conviction that this POS has given evidence at is now rendered unsafe and the legal aid appeal lawyers should be having a field day
“Well officer as you have been recorded saying you will invent evidence to convict(fit up) an innocent man why should we believe you now?”
Good Moaning.
This letter caught my eye. Apologies if it’s already been posted, but I found it interesting and informative.
Covid-19 and race
SIR – Some years ago a colleague was being treated unsuccessfully for high blood pressure. It turned out that he had been given medication that black people rarely respond to, because they lack the enzyme that allows it to work properly. As a result, doctors are generally taught to avoid this type of treatment for them.
I do not know why people from some ethnic backgrounds appear to be more susceptible to the Covid-19 infection (report, April 20), but I do know that it would be unwise to grasp at hasty conclusions until the problem has been assessed thoroughly and objectively, using scientific methodology.
Dr John Behardien
Eccles, Lancashire
Pah! Who needs medical facts when the answer is clearly racism?
How to protect yourself when shopping. Get a gimp suit…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e09bf00a1b3a51867a49ffdc61f26ab44c5289d2290cae09a98cc0470693553a.jpg
Looks like a pervert.
318394+ up ticks,
The police said they had no idea who he was when later he went in the bank and said ” stick em up”
But they would say that wouldn’t they ?
I wondered if we could play golf in them
Must be damned warm in there. 18.5C in the shade here at the moment.
Is that a Cabinet Minister shopping locally from his second home?
Hot and sweaty.
Personal experience?
Nah – never been my thing.
…
Phone in show in US, couples were asked to rate their sex life out of 10. Usual stuff ” He is a 6 and Im a 7, all is OK.” “I’m an 8 and my partner is a 2, I’m so frustrated…..”. Then one lady with a very sexy voice came on “I’m a 15 and my partner is a 20, this is so great…”. “Wow” says the show host “that’s fantastic, how do you manage that?” ” Well I guess we are both just highly sexed, but I supposethe black plastic sheets and Johnson’s baby oil is what really does the trick .”
Social distancing won’t be a problem. No-one will go anywhere near him!
Shoppers asked him for selfies, apparently. He obliged.
Is that all they asked him for? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
It was in Colchester so it was probably Anne Allans’ husband.
We don’t use Tesco. We’re too poor and snobbish.
I did wonder if it was the Highwoods superstore.
Gimp suit man with COVID gets discharged from hospital after being on ventilator for two weeks:
https://images.app.goo.gl/U7G7uKxSmtqss7fXA
Oh dear. What have i done?
How does Dolly react when you put that on? 🤣
She has one too…..
I’m having a hard time during this lock-down period. I’ve started to hear voices and it’s very worrying. The voices keep repeating the words, “Open me, drink me, you know you want to, go on, grab the opener and pop my cork.”
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/74086ccd11c3736b8801bbc1843fdbc0b94a81f3ff54e7a165f7a1a5d8e199f2.jpg
The great thing is, that we have a good excuse as all the jobs have been done and we cant go out.
You haven’t seen the top end of my garden. Plenty to do but I can’t get the materials at the moment.
Glass bottles – there’s posh.
I have silent boxes. They don’t grumble, and are always full… ;-))
PS: Why have you partly tiled your table?
The Silence of the Lambruscos….?
Just taken delivery of a mixed case of these beauties:-
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e6fb73d3dc631dafc55714ce8b41cd630b5bc5bd41fd54146bd654c1a59abe7.jpg
Not come across the brewer before. Are they local to you?
Not local , they’re based in Glasgow/ Edinburgh and have a couple of Tap Rooms in those cities where they do a remarkable range of craft beers and good food, we were due to fly up to Edinburgh for 5 days at the beginning of June as a sort of pre-70th treat but I guess that’s not going to happen now so I’ve consoled myself long distance
Stay home, stay safe:
https://twitter.com/janekin24/status/1252366085120069635?s=20
https://twitter.com/agw1437/status/1252385548594868225?s=20
So the coroners may be lying. On whose behest? I read that if Covid-19 is at all involved then it is given as the cause of death. Apparently the reason given is that the Government’s figures otherwise under-estimate the extent of the virus. But when there is no evidence that C-19 was involved in any way…
Let’s see, who would benefit from such manipulation of the population through misleading it. It’s a bit premature though; the population of this country isn’t quite all coffee-coloured yet. Perhaps it’s a practice run.
Sorry – farily extensive editing.
So the coroners may be lying. On whose behest? I read that if Covid-19 is at all involved then it is given as the cause of death. Apparently the reason given is that the Government’s figures otherwise under-estimate the extent of the virus. But when there is no evidence that C-19 was involved in any way…
Let’s see, who would benefit from such manipulation of the population through misleading it. It’s a bit premature though; the population of this country isn’t quite all coffee-coloured yet. Perhaps it’s a practice run.
Sorry – farily extensive editing.
There is an incentives problem – our Con? Gov has thrown its lot behind lockdown, and, having done that, every extra Covid19 death supports its choice … (pity about those waiting without service nd other conditions) …
WTF?
I completely understand Janekin’s fury.
German friends are asking me why the UK’s corona deaths are so high. I shall refer them to this tweet!
https://twitter.com/DVATW/status/1252488318077603840
If true, that will definitely be a case of Wuhan Flu over the Cuckoo’s nest….
Oh bravo! Definitely ratcheting up the pressure there!
Ahem
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/edb8b749cd5ffa1385d6a416ff390187f1a3df90f6bb62d66af568bf0dc28806.png
That had me howling with laughter!
:-D)
Someone’s really got it in for Kim!
https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2020/04/21/13/ADAMS20200421.jpg?width=1368&height=912&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=70
I’ve just burst out laughing.
#metoo
I assume all the Brits he employs pay income tax & NI. Presumably there is also VAT paid on services received from British companies. Is he any different to the Chinese, Indian and other owners of Steel industries and other major concerns?
He has always claimed that his companies pay taxes locally, but I have always suspected he was being economical over the whole picture.
If he furloughs his staff I’m assuming they will be paid, it’s the loan on top of that support that I think people are objecting to.
Is he any different…? Yes, he is a smarmy, bearded, womanising git…
And they are just his good points…?
Along with his scam which cost him £100,000 in penalty duty when he started illegally
importantimporting records from the States.Funny how everyone has forgotten about all that.
importing
Well spotted. It was just to see if you were still with us…!
Hopping in and out of the garden, just found some old red morning glory seed to soak, collected in 2010…
2 seeds on one of the pots I started a couple of days ago have sprouted. Trouble is I forgot to label the pots with what they are, they could be the sky blue or wild ones: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d62069480dca72b400d0a410082d582dc159a147b51277ec4cfaed09be4cb836.jpg
2 seeds on one of the pots I started a couple of days ago have sprouted. Trouble is I forgot to label the pots with what they are, they could be the sky blue or wild ones: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d62069480dca72b400d0a410082d582dc159a147b51277ec4cfaed09be4cb836.jpg
Nothing to add.
https://twitter.com/A_Liberty_Rebel/status/1252573875931688960
You’ve got a point!
Branson’s the fellow who wanted Brexit cancelled because it might disrupt his business.
He put his demands above the majority. Thus as one of the majority, I’m putting my will above his.
There have been headlines about the amount of cash the government is prepared to splash out to deal with Covid19. I haven’t seen much analysis about the drop in tax revenues. Here’s one ‘small’ example:
“The housing market freeze will lead to half a million fewer home sales this year, costing the Treasury £4.4bn in lost stamp duty revenue, according to new research. Estate agency Knight Frank has forecast that there will be 526,000 fewer homes sold in 2020 compared with last year, equal to a 38pc fall.
We have just days to save the economy. Spiked 20 April 2020.
If businesses start going to the wall en masse this week and next, do not let anyone say this was inevitable.
It is inevitable. They’ve “locked in” economic collapse! The end result of twenty years of Neoliberal thinking!!
https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/04/21/we-have-just-days-to-save-the-economy/
Lockdown Lament or a Government information broadcast on behalf of the NHS?
https://youtu.be/9Eo9M4-BrJA
Very good.
318394+up ticks,
For the sake of ALL future bent political dealings Enoch Powell had to be suppressed, current outcome Submissive,PCism & Appeasement
in spades.
https://twitter.com/KeyserSosse/status/1252343512831385602
318394+ up ticks,
O2O,
We as a people really must learn to read signs a lot better, as in Enoch we had a very good politician who was castigated / suppressed / not acceptable.
Currently we have good political peoples not allowed in with a shout, suppressed / castigated / not acceptable.
May one ask,are we ever to learn ?
Naffed off with relying on others logged in to Morrisons web site to try to order some bits and pieces
No queue or waiting,created new account and found a slot available tomorrow (although nothing past then) everything I wanted on sale except flour all fine and dandy
Checkout then something flashes up about “verify by visa” has “Nationwide got my mobile number” and promptly vanishes never to be seen again
No They Bloody Haven’t I don’t do internet banking and I don’t use a card reader,I now await to see if the finance gremlins have kiboshed my order!!
I think it’s the system telling you that the retailer has received confirmation from your credit card company that all is well.
If they ‘know’ the system you are using, via google, mobile number and whatever, then verified by visa is usually skipped, in my experience.
I usually find “verified by visa” comes up and then goes and all is well.
I haven’t had to ‘verify by Visa’ for ages when ordering online. I’m not talking about groceries, though.
When it first started I had to put in a password – but that was years ago. Probably before they put the security code on the back of the card.
Oh FFS I can’t even…………………
https://twitter.com/Thesearethedamn/status/1252538340227854342?s=20
Good use of PPE?
Tommy Robinson accused Syrian teen of attacking girl, judge finds. Tue 21 Apr 2020 13.20 BST.
In his ruling, Nicklin stated: “It is important to note that the court is only dealing with the issue of meaning. The defendant has advanced a defence of truth. Unless the parties resolve the litigation, that issue [and others] will be determined at a later trial.”
This is part of the ongoing campaign of vilification and persecution of Robinson. It’s not important in itself but it opens the path to the sequestration of his financial assets!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/21/tommy-robinson-accused-syrian-teen-of-attacking-girl-judge-finds
Sadly, TR will not win his legal battles with the state. He has limited resources and even a Syrian refugee will prove to have deeper legal resources (provided by the taxpayer).
I’m guessing the police did not investigate whether Syrian Refugee Jamal assaulted anybody? If he did, why is he still in this country? Asylum should not be a free pass.
Yes I know KP. I don’t know how he’s managed to keep going for so many years. I would have given up long since.
The state’s behaviour towards Tommy Robinson is completely vomit inducing.
If anything is going to encourage real Islamophobia it is the state which gives Muslims special favours and allows them to get away with rape and murder.
He should put everything in his wifes name. Like all the rich tax dodgers like Philip Green .
I can’t imagine he has many assets. I think his campaigns are funded through donations.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2ef06c4d006a0ce4e59723a58014549c2280a64a72b620625c6a321a6653549.png
A well earned defeat for Welby. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b41246e4a64971de443d1902c4c69bc34218dba9555329e822061d9390591ffc.png
https://archbishopcranmer.com/revd-marcus-walker-returns-pulpit-here-i-stand/
Although I’m not C of E, I have to say, good for Rev. Marcus Walker. High time that heretic and servant of the Antichrist, Arch-Pharisee Justin Welby, was slapped down.
It’s a pity the C of E does not have an Inquisition, before which Welby could be hauled to explain himself. He wouldn’t be expecting that.
He’d better keep away from Smithfield.
He’ll be struck off.
I expect he will be able to Cope…
He mitre.
Well that’s a different angle….
In a church I thought it was an angel, but I’m sure you’ll set me square.
Do you mean unfrocked?
I’ll keep my eyes closed.
Bless your cotton cassocks.
Sacked from his bishopric.
If he were a canon he’d be fired!
If he were a canon he’d be fired!
A bishop would be pricked.
“And he can do the other!…..
Yep, he checked canon law and established beyond doubt that the bishops have no legal right to stop him. No congregation but no law against the priest entering his own church.
Joined up thinking on face masks???
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-compulsory-wearing-of-masks-in-public-could-leave-the-hospitals-short-say-nhs-providers-11976241
“Page not found”
Amended
Lockdown is a recipe for mass global unrest
TOM WELSH
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/lockdown-recipe-mass-global-unrest/
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/13a35d055c31417aee9af6982c49212263211692ad2765bdcf80619815a4193d.jpg
You’re missing an “H” off that link Plum
Fixed. I thought I’d try out one of my mod superpowers…
Here’s the link for those who don’t like to refresh…
https://disq.us/url?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2F2020%2F04%2F21%2Flockdown-recipe-mass-global-unrest%2F%3Aq5qn4X8B8Ey-VW52Kc4fE624pWA&cuid=5852343
Morning, Geoff,
That’s very kind of you! Hope all is well chez Graham.
Absolutely spiffing, HL. Sun shining, managed to bag an ASDA delivery on 4th May. Sneaked out first thing to wish HMQ a Happy Birthday, and just about to change the mower oil and cut the
grass, er, moss…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6110b1a579a01cd222645f01d158bad236e45a80a95b37e37087cfd723edd679.jpg
Thanx Geoff
I’m missing more than that Rik….
Ain’t we all luv.ain’t we all {:^))
We’ve been socially engineered into becoming “tolerant” to the point of being resigned into accepting that our own culture is not considered important. We’ve become lethargic and without any unifying identity.
Douglas Murray covered this in the Strange Death of Europe…
It’s evolved since into The Strangled Death of Europe…
We shall never defeat Islam if we don’t even believe that it needs to be defeated and that Christ’s message to mankind is superior in every way to Mohammed’s.
It is liberals who have trashed the Christian message and also pushed the idea that Islam is Christianity for brown people (though muslims themselves will also reiterate that lie at every opportunity).
Taqiyya and kitman are not just condoned but encouraged.
Apropos Bill and holidays,don’t worry the government has our trips in hand…………..
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/40e11da3787e9faef222260bef2ea6cd197069990979cff08c9a8848be4ab89c.png
(yes,yes,I know it’s in Americanese,best offering)
‘Morning, Rik, you missed the picture:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c046ca6feb977aeaf53c768ed68a723991f402652a61951a897a459b6b49a4c.jpg
Don’t give them ideas
You beat me to it! If our civil serpents could have figured out a way to do this, it would already be in train!
Morning Rik. You jest but I am not laughing!
The ONS data for weekly deaths has been published this morning. However, for some reason, unlike the last report, there is no chart showing comparison with the 5 year average. But there is this:
“The provisional number of deaths registered in England and Wales in the week ending 10 April 2020 (Week 15) was 18,516; this represents an increase of 2,129 deaths registered compared with the previous week (Week 14), is 7,996 deaths more than the five-year average and is the highest weekly total since Week 1 in 2000.
From The Independent: “In a severe epidemic of seasonal flu, such as occurred in 1999-2000, the disease caused more than 20,000 deaths”
Edit: To point out we’ve probably had a 10% increase in population as well as an ageing population during the past 20 years…..
Newer better scares:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-uk-live-latest-updates-cases-lockdown-a4419516.html
Cui Bono Mr Osborne?
Anything to bash the governnent of the party of which he was once a leading member.
A sort of latter day Ted Heath but at least he’s no longer an MP.
Without the charm and charisma….
318395+ up ticks.
Got caught up in a mucking fuddle just now of my own making whilst working in the garage, tuned in the radio and on listening for a good 20 minutes realised it was not “Yesterday in parliament ” I was listening to but the corruptible’s on radio 4.
So similar.
318394+ up ticks,
Fellow in-mates, lend me your lugs, can be fined or cannot be fined that is the question,
https://twitter.com/GerardBattenUK/status/1252505200012791809
Hercule, votre heure arrive:
”
Belgium recruits 2,000 ‘coronavirus detectives’ to find infected people – and they need only a few hours’ training”
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/21/belgium-recruits-2000-coronavirus-detectives-find-infected-people/
Not only have our American friends got Covid19 to contend with there’s this too:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e22e6e777d1fef2b044a594e9d22ffa153ebe13f6b69b352bff3a0f2c783ffc8.png
Is this a warm up Stephen?
What for Hillary as the main Act – most probably….
Well if you have a death wish, Hillary is the one for you.
Isn’t she fabulous? She should have been elected last time -think how great the USA could have been by now.
There are still some claiming that the Dems lost because the US is not ready to elect a woman as President.
I wonder how Condoleezza Rice would have fared? Yes, wrong party!
I read that Trump asked Condi Rice to be his running mate and she said that she’s now a “happy professor” and wants to keep it that way.
If she had ever seen him in The Apprentice, she would probably have run a mile…
They definitely lost because of Hilary, even though of course had it been “first past the post” she would have won. Even the TV pundits admitted post election that they knew she was basically “toxic” to anyone on the right. She got the nod because she had lined up a lot of support within the Wall Street community by assuring them it would be business as usual, no-one taking a tough regulatory approach.
If the Dems win next time, with such a weak candidate it will be a miracle. Although if the public really end up blaming Trump for his “in denial” reaction to the virus, it might be a different story.
I always found her deplorable
I decided she had no values when she did not leave after Bill made her look utterly foolish. As was said at the time, any normal wife would have thrown him out and set fire to his clothes on the front lawn.
And cut the sleeves off his suits and poured away all his wine.
Hmmm, sounds ominously like words of warning.
There was an angry lady some years ago who did just that.
with him in them?
Perhaps Hillary was like the Fragrant Lady Archer….and got a kick out of her husband’s philandering….
More likely she was not about to give up the “First Lady” role. I always felt she was not that bright. Bill, on the other hand was a lot more politically savvy – he was the one who told Hilary’s team a few days before the election, to forget the polls and cancel the party, as she was going to lose – and she did.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/189be6b3e3a22188fbd04a2dc8fde437587600f1276954a6bfe1f6702d1ad065.jpg
Who? Hillary?
Yeah. Sure. Right.
Why does everyone refer to that Clinton bitch by her first name?
If you called her Cinton it might cause confusion, there are two rogues by that name.
At least he remembered that she used to live in the White House and, to be fair, he does need someone who knows the way around!
around…Ukraine?
Well, well – despite all the doom and gloom and horror stories about shops, Lidl, Tesco and Morrisons were all virtually empty of people. The MR found everything on her list – and even strong white flour at Tesco. I sat in the car and read the paper.
If anyone can see The Grimes – there is an excellent piece about Brash and Trash in Times 2. If I could cut ‘n paste, I would.
What Ho! Bill.
Allegedly the best day to grocery shop In the UK
is Tuesday,,,,,,,,,
yer weekly paid have already spent it!
yer monthly paid never get paid on a Tuesday.
You have more sense than to shop on any other day!!!
Always the quietest day in this area. This morning I walked up to Tesco in the sun. But by the time I got there, the spaced queue had reached the end of the queuing area. All I wanted was a battery for my new watering computer. So I gave up and came home. I was actually totally knackered. I’m wondering whether I might have already had a mild form of IT. A couple of days of dry throat in Jan, fixed with some Strepsils. Could be being 76, but age appears to have come on rapidly! I’ve never tripped over a pavement before.
I could have gone to a local shop much nearer, but in my curious twisted reasoning, I thought this wasn’t fair because I never use them normally…
I worked for two years as a postman and I found that Tuesday was always the least busy day, except for the Christmas period.
It’s Megxit, the first 100 days — are you missing them yet?
It was the first great shock of 2020: the Sussexes going rogue. Now, as their awfully big adventure hits a milestone, Hilary Rose tracks the renegade royals
Tuesday April 21 2020, 12.01am, The Times
January 8
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announce they are to step down as senior royals. Instead, they will “carve out a progressive new role” for themselves within the royal family and continue to support the Queen. Nation feels sad and asks if this translates roughly as: “We’ll turn up if it’s black tie and tiaras in central London. If it’s a wet Wednesday in Wigan, forget it.”
January 14
Stormzy says we’ve all been beastly to Meghan. Nation reminds itself that it went to Windsor 18 months ago to line the streets and cheer, and feels sadder. See also Brixton, Nottingham, Edinburgh, Cardiff . . .
January 19
Prince Harry explains how his life was so intolerable, he had no choice but to quit. Nation looks at national flood emergency, widespread use of food banks and its empty current account, and confirms it would be happy to have a crack at being royal instead.
January 23
Oprah says everyone’s been beastly to Meghan and we should all shut up.
January 30
Meghan’s half-sister, Samantha, fails to shut up. “Without [their father],” she says from her home in America, “she’d be a waitress.”
February 21
Harry and Meghan are ordered by the Palace to remove the word “royal” from their sprauncy new Sussex Royal branding.
February 26
Prince Harry flies nearly 5,000 miles from Canada to the UK for a conference on sustainable travel. He tells delegates in Edinburgh: “Just call me Harry.”
February 27
Canada stops the direct debit helping to pay for their security. In the coming weeks, a government minister says, the assistance will cease “in keeping with their change in status”.
March 5
At an awards ceremony in London, Meghan’s first public appearance in the UK for two months, she’s photographed looking like several million dollars in a blue Victoria Beckham dress, grinning happily at Prince Harry in the rain. Nation looks at them and thinks: “Must you go? Is it really so bad?”
March 6
Meghan makes a “secret” trip to Robert Clack School in Dagenham to mark International Women’s Day, where she asks the assembled pupils to “value the women in your lives”. Invited to the podium to discuss why men should be involved in the fight for women’s equality, the head boy, Aker Okoye, is greeted with a hug, before taking the microphone and saying: “She really is beautiful, innit?” Photos and videos of the “secret” trip are later posted to the Sussex Royal Instagram account, in a post urging followers to “uplift one another”.
March 9
Huge row erupts about the core principle at the heart of the royal family: status. Specifically who sits when and where at the Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey. The Cambridges are due to process in with Queen. The Sussexes are told to sit it out. The issue is resolved when it’s agreed that none of them will take part in the procession, they’ll all be sitting when the Queen walks in. Nation considers the possibility that spending the rest of her life seated on the sidelines while William and Kate take centre stage might not be what Meghan had in mind. Today, Meghan wears something brand new and bright green, Kate wears the royal equivalent of “this old thing” and completely, utterly and totally blanks her brother-in-law and his wife.
March 11
Prince Harry is duped into thinking two Russians who call him up on his mobile are the Swedish climate-change activist Greta Thunberg and her dad. He talks candidly about how separate he is from his family, and disparagingly about the elected president of the country to which he will shortly be moving. Buckingham Palace declines to comment.
March 26
Prince Charles, aged 71, tests positive for coronavirus. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge release a video of their three young children clapping for NHS carers.
March 27
Harry, Meghan and Archie fly by private jet from Canada to Los Angeles to start a new life in the midst of a global pandemic. Taken to task in the past for his use of private jets while championing climate change, Harry replies that he only did it occasionally and only then for security reasons. Never, for example, because the border’s about to be closed to non-essential travel, there aren’t any commercial flights, you’re in a bit of a hurry, and have you flown commercial recently? Ick.
March 29
Donald Trump says on Twitter that the US won’t pay for their security protection. “I am a great friend and admirer of the Queen and the United Kingdom,” he says pointedly, adding that when it comes to Meghan and Harry’s security, “they must pay!”.
March 30
The Sussex Royal social media accounts close down with the mysterious words “You’ve been great!”
“We are confident that every human being has the potential and opportunity to make a difference,” they add. “Together we can lift each other up to realise the fullness of that promise.” Nation tries and fails to understand what they’re on about and gives up.
March 31
Harry and Meghan officially step down as working members of the royal family.
April 3
Meghan’s voiceover for a Disney film about elephants is released, after Prince Harry was overheard pitching the chief executive of Disney for work at a film premiere last year.
April 5
The Queen delivers the speech of a lifetime, ending with the words: “We should take comfort that while we may have more still to endure, better days will return: we will be with our friends again; we will be with our families again; we will meet again.” Nation reaches for the tissues.
April 6
Harry and Meghan launch their new brand. It will be called Archewell, they announce, after the Greek word for “source of action”. In the future they promise they will be doing “something of meaning, something that matters”. Nation looks up from worrying about whether the prime minister is going to die and the country is going bankrupt, to say: “Do keep us posted.”
Easter Sunday, April 12
Meghan and Harry start helping to deliver food to the needy on the other side of the world. In due course, photographs of them doing so, hand-in-hand and wearing face masks, are published worldwide.
Buckingham Palace publishes the Queen’s soothing Easter message, in which she states that coronavirus will not overcome us, and calmly encouraging hope in times of darkness.
April 17
One hundred days since Megxit. Princess Anne tells Vanity Fair that certain members of the younger generation are trying to reinvent the wheel, and describes herself as “the boring old fuddy-duddy at the back saying, ‘Don’t forget the basics.’”
April 19, morning
The UK coronavirus death toll tops 15,000 as the country enters its fifth week of lockdown and a 99-year-old man with a walking frame single-handedly becomes a reason to be cheerful in a harrowing world. In Los Angeles, Prince Harry says that things in the UK aren’t so bad. “They’re better than we are led to believe,” he tells a podcast. An eminent scientist describes his comments as “outrageous”.
April 19, evening
The couple release a statement saying they will have no more dealings with UK tabloids, whom they accuse of publishing “distorted, false or invasive” stories. Since they are at present embroiled in legal proceedings with several of the publications listed, this could probably have been taken as read. The first court hearing is due to take place by video link on Friday.
They are completely irrelevant now to this country which they have rejected. Time they just shut up and disappeared into obscurity.
Ta muchly.
Hmm, reminiscent, Graham of, “The Diary of a Nobody.”
And…
National Enquirer…Breaking News…
Meghan and Harry not seen for five minutes ! Have they been abducted by Aliens ? !!!
Re the Times – I do wish someone would deprive them of the CO2 of publicity….
#metoo. But it is a very good piss-take. Trash will be livid.
She’ll proba;ly add them to her list of nasty tabloids.
One lives in hopes.
She’ll roll up the newspaper and swat Harry across the muzzle with it, no doubt.
She won’t see it. I’m sure they are being screened now from anything that be might howwible and hurt their little feelings. What a set, as Nancy Mitford would have said.
One of her many staff will roll up the newspaper for her….
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/times2/its-megxit-the-first-100-days-are-you-missing-them-yet-xt8mfvzzj
Too long and tricky to copy.
See above
The Times or the terrible twosome?
Both.
318394+ up ticks,
Tell me I am on the wrong track, supporter / voters of the mass uncontrolled immigration, ( ongoing) parties generally accept that foreign elements WILL be housed in social housing before indigenous, proof being shown via the voting pattern.
So are we to take it then that life saving medical equipment being shipped abroad first while we endure shortages on the home front is the correct way to go ?
Will this life threatening issue follow the same course as the
housing issue ?
About the influx of foreign students, the under noted advert is long-winded and full of jargon. However, it does give many clues as to why universities are not merely accepting foreign students but working hard to recruit them, and their money. At the expense of actual British applicant, of course.
“Head of Marketing, Student Recruitment and Admissions”
Company Name – The University of Edinburgh
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/search/?currentJobId=1804300253&pivotType=jymbii
,Morning, Horace, a space is needed between ‘Edinburgh’ and the start ‘https…’ of the link.
Thank you. Better now?
“Have a cup of tea, Jim” (Hancock’s Half Hour – ‘The East Cheam Drama Festival’):
https://twitter.com/VenetiaJane/status/1252534938437652480?s=20
54 minutes to go to Wine O’clock….
Have a cocktail to keep you going!
That won’t go too well with the glass of refreshing apple juice I’m drinking (ABV 5%)
You start early. Yardarms, I suppose…
I have to confess it began with Gripe Water….
Could – not – resist
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad4912e8b205ba2e7e1dd211b05d0d36688c29e99d70f9856a5e5d455fde739c.jpg
Cheers!
And the spanner is for…?
Folk going nuts?
‘‘Tis for opening bottle when no claymore available
In deference to our Duncan I will make no reference to spanners and parsimonious Scots
“Will you have one while you’re waiting?”
I think I need Sue M to help me interpret what you’ve just written….
Tourist goes into a bar in Ireland.
Tourist: “Could I have a pint of Guinness, please?”
Barman: “Sorry sir, we’re closed. We open again at 6 o’clock, in twenty minutes”.
Tourist: “I guess I’ll just have to wait, then”.
Barman: “Will you have one while you’re waiting?”
Tried that last time I was in Sweden. Hotel bar wasn’t open yet, I was informed, so I asked could I have a beer whilst waiting.
Blank stares all round.
Swedes generally aren’t noted for their sense of humour, Herr Oberst.
Yeah, they’re absolute turnips the Swedes.
Indeed.
My colleague laughed, though.
They are far more Teutonic than the Germans.
They have a sense of humor — it’s just different. Gets much better after a few beers, tho’.
RNHS
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/327951a199bc5442974c715526af4598bd4d23a987ea7561e29afd432a8e947f.jpg
Top reader comment in the DT:
“I am actually getting more than a little tired of this save the NHS
message! I know it is blasphemous to dare to say such a thing and
believe me I am not underestimating the hard work of the front line
staff, I know from family members who work on the front line, how bad it
is, but there does come a point when you have to ask how are we
protecting the future of the NHS when we are trashing our country’s
economic future?
The NHS can only function if we have the money to
fund it. We cannot continue with the lockdown under the current
conditions for much longer without doing untold damage to our economy
and quality of life. The price we are paying to “protect the NHS” is too
much. More lives will be lost through the “cure” as opposed to the
disease.
The NHS is supposed to be there to protect us, not the
other way around and it is now time to protect the country and its
future. We must start the discussion of how and when we should start
getting back to normal.”
Not only that but……………….
45 dead in the NHS out of 1.3million. That’s 1 in 32,000.
16000 dead in population of 64million. That’s 1 in 4000.The safest people in Britain are those working in the NHS”
Its a bit like the forces, hopefully you will not have to put your life on the line. But if the time comes, that’s what you are paid for. Thankfully, I was flying a desk when friends were killed or captured in GW1.
I’m busy reading Storm Command by General Sir Peter de la Billiere at the moment. My son left it for me last time he visited. Desert Storm and (mainly) the build up to it. It’s a good read.
I have just finished “A Most Secret Squadron” about 618 Sqn (they were to use Highball rather than Upkeep which was 617’s task). They were to fly against the Tirpitz and if they had been told to do it they would have, although it was pretty nigh certain none of them would have returned. In the event, they didn’t have to go and their Mossies were converted to Tsetse (cannon armed) machines for use against U boats.
They’ll all be out on their doorsteps on Thursday evening at 20.00, howling at the moon and hoping their neighbours (who are hoping the same thing) will notice their personal sacrifice.
Not me. I sneer at those who do as virtue signallers.
It’s more important to be seen clapping than to actually be applauding.
Perhaps that’s why nobody seems to bother in our little hamlet of houses, where all the front doors face away from the lane.
Perhaps that’s why nobody seems to bother in our little hamlet of houses, where all the front doors face away from the lane.
Perhaps that’s why nobody seems to bother in our little hamlet of houses, where all the front doors face away from the lane.
That’s the whole point. Being seen. It’s not as if the people miles away in hospitals in out of line-of-vision places can hear them anyway.
Distraction tactics.
Perhaps that’s why nobody seems to bother in our little hamlet of houses, where all the front doors face away from the lane.
‘Morning, J, we are 3 miles from the main road and off The Green there is an unmade-up track with 4 houses off it. Clapping here would be a waste of time and effort – even if we wanted to.
Gentlemen avoid the clap….
Good morning, Tom.
How many of those 1.3 million employees have direct contact with CV patients?
Again we have not got a solvency issue, we can afford whatever level of spend on the NHS politicians deem necessary. If they choose to starve it of funds that’s a political decision not an economic one.
Taxes do not fund services in a sovereign currency state as long as that currency isn’t convertible to precious metals and is free floating. The constraints on spending are foreign exchange risk and inflation, not tax revenues plus borrowings.
As the number of NHS employees has risen in the past decade or more, and Trusts can afford to advertise for and employ “Diversity Managers,” among other useless, money-wasting non-jobs, I wouldn’t describe the NHS as starved of funds, any more than I would the BBC.
Governments that have record unemployment and a trashed economy can go on printing money, but sooner or later, that particular tactic wreaks its revenge in terms of your currency becoming worthless and inflation running rampant, e.g. Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe?
Err you don’t think turfing productive farmers off the land and replacing them with people that didn’t know how to farm and so crashing their food supply had anything to do with their issue?
Of course it was because they printed.
Hyperinflation requires a supply shock. Well there it is!
We’ve expanded our money supply by about 700B now on top of normal expansion caused by bank loans. That’s 4 months GDP. Wasn’t any real inflation. 30% over a decade. 3% per year. And most of our inflation was the imported kind, not the kind caused by having too much money chasing too few goods and services.
The Quantity Of Money theory is a busted flush and has been for years.
Statistics may be used to support anything, particularly statisticians…..
Just noticed that the first flowers of the rambler Seagull are opening on the west wall adjacent to the landing window. That is at least a month early.
Also Mme Alfred Carrière blooming profusely in the south hedge.
My dozen Arthur Bell roses are just about to bloom…
My roses don’t even have buds on yet. Maybe it’s because I’m in the frozen north (albeit well south of bassetedge).
I’ve just been weeding last year’s hanging baskets – most of the geraniums have survived the winter so they’ll be going back up soon.
Looking up the road, there are a few ash trees coming into leaf, but a worrying number are currently leafless.
I hope they are just late.
What about the oak trees? Oak before ash, we’re in for a splash – ash before oak, we’re in for a soak.
Surprisingly, I’ve never noted any oak trees up the Via Gellia.
It’s nearly all ash, sycamore, elm & hazel with a splattering of beech, lime & plane.
318394+ up ticks,
Just keep in mind, no one can deny the trio ie lab/lib/con can also be judged on plenty of evidence to be a coalition,
‘Operation Kowtow’ — Ex-PM May’s Top Adviser Admits UK Submission to ‘Brutal’ Chinese Regime was ‘Naive’
Ex-PM May’s Top Adviser Admits UK Submission to ‘Brutal’ Chinese Regime was ‘Naive’
File under “Duh!!”
318394+ up times,
Afternoon Ims2,
Sad to say Submissive, PCism & Appeasement
are much used tools in the lab/lib/con coalition
party but he is definitely on the money this time.
By the by as an advisor to may he should be
neutered as a reward.
https://twitter.com/True_Belle/status/1252630677482352640
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As London already has…
And if you look at other stories on the Mail website you will see that a “large number of youths” completely trashed an Aldi. From the photos, it would appear that the two stories have a common connection.
So sad, I lived there in the ’60’s and it was a decent place to be. Nice girls too. They even let me keep one…
I lived in Solihull from 1973 to 1985 and there were no go areas in Birmingham then!
Subsequent governments have Africanised and as well as thrown in to Britain poorer sections of the Asian sub continent.
Our cities will resemble cities like Calcutta,Lagos and Johannesburg, the gang warfare and religious divides are once again causing havoc everywhere .. Jobless illiterate foreign males with strong libido’s have trashed our inner cities and dare I say, larger market towns and suburbs .
I’m still waiting to see what the upside is…
We already are a minority here in East Birmingham.
To brighten your day – our wisteria and rosa banksia this morning:
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Very pretty.
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Part of my garden, already growing nicely, even though most of the plants aren’t fully grown yet or in flower.
(Ignore the farmer’s shed in the background…)
That has come along nicely. Well done you.
At least those sheds have clean lines. Easier to ignore.
Nice!
My favourite silver birch, just outside the sitting room, has started to leaf. Lots & lots of bright green Christmas lights appearing over it… and it’s a beautiful shape, too. Very symmetrical and candle-flame shaped.
I love our silver birch – planted in November 2000 as a little stick (free – from Alpen). Over the nearly 20 years it has grown into a beautiful tree – in all seasons. Greening up nicely now.
I too was about to post a photo of my summer abode from launch day 6 years ago…
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Bargey McBargeyface?
She’s a beauty. I hope you paint the bobble at the front red for red nose day.
That looks good.
It looks like a happy boat, almost a cheeky “face” on it.
I’ll get me coat!
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Some idiot’s beached it.
It was close. An hydraulic line at the back of the Hi-ab split 5 minutes after she was lowered into the water christening the boat with hydraulic fluid (which saved on the champers…)
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78908ca7619e0ff284cb16a158847b5b5164716a61291ba905d5513cca3a1945.png
Better still – and more practical – wheels, you know….
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Horst Wessell approves your choice!
If only we’d ignored Ferguson/Imperial “doomsters” and “gloomsters”:
Two weeks ago, I wrote about ‘the Swedish experiment’ in The Spectator. As the world went into lockdown, Sweden opted for a different approach to tackling coronavirus: cities, schools and restaurants have remained open. This was judged by critics to be utterly foolish: it would allow the virus to spread much faster than elsewhere, we were told, leading to tens of thousands of deaths. Hospitals would become like warzones. As Sweden was two weeks behind the UK on the epidemic curve, most British experts said we’d pay the price for our approach when we were at the peak. Come back in two weeks, I was told. Let’s see what you’re saying then. So here I am.
I’m happy to say that those fears haven’t materialised. But the pressure on Sweden to change tack hasn’t gone away. We haven’t u-turned. We’re careful, staying inside a lot more. But schools and shops remain open. Unlike some countries on the continent, no one is asking for ‘our papers’ when we move around in cities. The police don’t stop us and ask why we are spending so much time outdoors: authorities rather encourage it. No one is prying in shopping baskets to make sure you only buy essentials.
The country’s Public Health Agency and the ‘state epidemiologist’, Anders Tegnell, have kept their cool and still don’t recommend a lockdown. They are getting criticised by scientific modellers but the agency is sticking to its own model of how the virus is expected to develop and what pressure hospitals will be under. The government still heeds the agency’s advice; no party in the opposition argues for a lockdown. Rather, opinion polls show that Swedes remain strongly in favour of the country’s liberal approach to the pandemic.
So why isn’t Sweden changing tack in the fight against the pandemic? ‘The evil that is in the world always comes of ignorance’, wrote Albert Camus in The Plague – a book that eerily depicts the suffering of the human condition when a disease sweeps through society. And lately, scientists and observers have ventured that explanation publicly: perhaps Sweden’s refusal to fall into line is because Tegnell and his team are a bunch of philistines?
A group of 22 scientists made that charge in an op-ed last week in Dagens Nyheter, appealing to the government to rein in supposedly ignorant officials at the Public Health Agency. Last week, a piece in the Daily Telegraph ran with the same theme and expanded it to include much of the national population: Swedes have willingly been duped by ignorant authorities and a chief epidemiologist who has been seduced by his own sudden fame. Our faith in government is so big, and our bandwidth for dissent is so small, that we even scold criticism of the government as ‘shameful betrayal of the national effort’. A journalist from French television that I talked to on Sunday admitted, somewhat sheepishly, that ‘it’s almost as if we want Sweden to fail because then we would know it is you and not us that there is something wrong with’.
There is a simpler explanation: Sweden is sticking to its policy because, on the whole, it is balanced and effectual. So far, the actual development is generally following the government’s prediction. On Monday, 1,580 people had died and tested positive for Covid-19. The number of daily deaths has remained pretty stable at about 75 for a while but is now on a declining path. A lot more people will die in the next weeks and months but our death toll is far away from the pessimistic and alarmist predictions suggesting 80 to 90,000 people would die before the summer.
There are also encouraging signs that the growth of reported infections is also slowing down – a development that holds for both Stockholm (by far the worst affected region) and the rest of the country. The estimate from the Public Health Agency is that 100,000 people will show up at a hospital and test positive for Covid-19: the current headcount, just south of 14,800, suggests we are broadly in line with that estimate – if not below it.
Perhaps more important is the situation at our hospitals and their intensive care wards. The main ambition of suppression policies, after all, has been to avoid hospitals getting overwhelmed by patients they cannot treat because of shortages of staff, equipment and intensive care beds. Modellers in Sweden that have followed an Imperial College type approach have suggested demand will peak at 8,000 to 9,000 patients in intensive care per day. But actual numbers are telling a very different story. Yes, the situation is stressful, but – mercifully – the growth in intensive care patients has slowed down remarkably and the number of patients currently in intensive care has flatlined.
We now have about 530 patients in intensive care in the country: our hospital capacity is twice as high at 1,100. Stockholm now averages about 220 critical care patients per day and its hospitals, far from being overwhelmed, have capacity for another 70. Stockholm also reports that it has several hundred inpatient care beds unoccupied and that people shouldn’t hesitate to seek hospital care if they feel sick. A new field ward has been set up in Stockholm for intensive and inpatient care and some predicted it would start getting patients two weeks ago. It hasn’t received any patients yet.
Sweden hasn’t declared ‘victory’ – far from it. It’s still early days in this pandemic and no one really knows yet how the virus will spread once restrictions are lifted and what excess mortality it will have caused when it’s all over. Sweden doesn’t know the size of its ‘iceberg’ – how many people that have had the virus with only mild or no symptoms. It will remain unclear for at least another couple of weeks if parts of Sweden (especially Stockholm) has developed some degree of herd immunity.
A recent test at Karolinska suggested that 11 per cent of people in Stockholm had developed antibodies against the virus. Professor Jan Albert, who has led these tests, says the rate is most likely higher – perhaps substantially higher. So far they have only tested a small sample of blood donors and they can only donate if they are healthy and free of symptoms. Albert thinks the actual situation isn’t far away from the ballpark suggested by professor Tom Britton in a study that was released this weekend: that between 25 and 40 per cent of the Stockholm population have had the virus and that the region will reach herd immunity in late May.
These results are hopeful, even if they are still informed estimates and not observed reality. Nor will they change Swedish policy anytime soon. In fact, all the uncertainties around the future of this pandemic are part of the motivation for Sweden opting for a liberal approach. We have to plan for strong social distancing measures to remain in place for a long time and they won’t work if they are harder than necessary.
Countries like Austria and Denmark are now beginning to ease their lockdown restrictions but the virus is still spreading in their countries, albeit at a slower rate than earlier. Once more of the restrictions have been lifted, they may soon have to be imposed again to control new outbreaks of the virus. No country in Europe has yet figured out how a policy of test, track and trace could be organized on a large scale. We don’t know when a vaccine will be ready. For the foreseeable future, the backbone of every country’s defence against the virus will have to be based on strong social distancing. Sweden’s authorities proposed a liberal approach based on individual responsibility because it can be tolerated for longer and it has the effect of ‘flattening the curve’.
There is also a broader case for it. Lockdown policies harm basic civil liberties: in Sweden these liberties are, with some exceptions, intact. Lockdown policies have huge consequences on public health. And they are profoundly damaging to the economy. Sweden is no exception: our economy has been falling like a stone in the past month. In the city where I live, Uppsala, bankruptcy notices are now put up on many shop windows and I hear every day about friends and acquaintances that have lost their jobs or their small firms. National production has also slipped because global trade has closed. Big industrial stalwarts like ABB and Sandvik are still producing but can’t ship their products to other countries. Carmakers like Volvo and Scania decided to close their factories at an early point in March because they couldn’t get parts and components from other countries.
So everyone was already set up for gloomy reading about the economic outlook when the government unveiled its new budget last week. Still, the experience was grim. In the main scenario, our national output will decline by 4 per cent this year, taking unemployment up to 9 per cent and the fiscal deficit to 3.8 per cent of the gross domestic product.
The only silver lining is that it could have been worse. We are pretty far away from the levels of economic decline predicted for most lockdown countries. In fact, the Swedish economic situation looks sensationally positive when compared to the ghastly reports and scenarios elsewhere. Cash turnover indicators, for instance, suggest that personal consumption in Denmark and Finland has dropped by 66 and 70 per cent respectively – compared to less than 30 per cent in Sweden. Unemployment benefit claims in Norway has shot through the roof and grown four times as fast as in Sweden. Fiscal deficits in the UK and the US are likely to be in the region of 12 to 15 per cent. Last week’s economic scenario from the OBR suggested that Britain’s GDP could drop by almost 13 per cent this year.
So yes: the economy has to be factored into a balanced pandemic response if it is going to last for longer than a few weeks more. No country can sustain suppression policies if they have catastrophic consequences for the economy. Many countries can borrow cash now to pay people that aren’t working and help businesses that are on the verge of bankruptcy. But that isn’t an unlimited option. Debt accumulated now will have to be repaid later. We can hope for a sharp economic recovery but chances are that it will be slow and that it will take years to rebuild national production. And we already know what that means: unemployment will remain high, people will be poorer and there will be less spending on benefits, welfare services and core state functions like the police. Sweden won’t be spared, but our economy will not be as ravaged as elsewhere.
So Sweden isn’t edging closer to a lockdown. Nor is team Tegnell panicking and fighting for its reputation. The vast majority of people think Sweden broadly opted for a balanced and effectual policy and current trends support that view. Everyone is upset about carelessness in nursing homes – that a very high share of our death toll is elderly nursing home residents – and that emergency plans were so poor and medical contingency stocks so small. People will be held to account. Some heads will roll. My guess is that it won’t be Tegnell’s:
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-swedish-experiment-looks-like-it-s-paying-off
Norway had a kind of “lockdown-lite” – but otherwise as described for Sweden.
Our current total tested infected is 7166 out of a total population of 5.4 million. At the peak, there were 325 hospital cases, now 144.
Deaths per 100,000 population in the graph below. Noticeably better than Sweden (yellow line).
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The X-axis is counting days after he 10th death due to Corona (no, I don’t know why, either)
Maybe the best approach is somewhere between Sweden & UK? as we have done. Hasn’t stopped the economy from hurting, though, so we’re being encouraged back to work & school now.
Norway had a kind of “lockdown-lite” – but otherwise as described for Sweden.
Our current total tested infected is 7166 out of a total population of 5.4 million. At the peak, there were 325 hospital cases, now 144.
Deaths per 100,000 population in the graph below. Noticeably better than Sweden (yellow line).
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d64f745505b420a53711e24b5d0ffa1a17fbd8a88754f61fd6fbf40fac760d21.jpg
The X-axis is counting days after he 10th death due to Corona (no, I don’t know why, either)
Maybe the best approach is somewhere between Sweden & UK? as we have done. Hasn’t stopped the economy from hurting, though, so we’re being encouraged back to work & school now.
Iran is performing outstandingly well ????
Interesting. It might worth pointing out that infections roughly scale as the square of the total population, so deaths per capita between countries isn’t as comparable as it might be.
Evening, all. Here is an article that might be of interest for two reasons; firstly for Rastus and secondly it shows that pollution is no new thing:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52095694?utm_campaign=1381624_C047%20-%20April%202020%20alumni%20newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_source=University%20of%20Nottingham%20-%20CARO&f91298583=1381624_C047%20-%20April%202020%20alumni%20newsletter&dm_i=4849,TM2G,3EJCJL,3L0J8,1
318394+ up ticks,
At least his pedigree is check-able, in comparison to much of the deceiving Sh!te we in the UK are being fed,
https://twitter.com/zev_dr/status/1252180245760937996
Must be one hell of a doctor, Monroe county has only had just over 1,000 cases and he claims to have treated 1400 of them.
https://www.rochesterregional.org/news/2020/02/coronavirus-in-new-york
318394+ up ticks,
Afternoon R,
We have been selective about our testing says chief Doc, Monroe county that is why our overall infection rate numbers are low.
We in England / GB have many in the hierarchy who select to be selective to suit their needs.
The Doc in my post has put himself in the frame for scrutiny so those of a doubtful nature
can go ahead and scruut, we in the UK have a large problem with just who to believe.
So like everywhere else the infection count is lower than it should be because access to testing is controlled.
But this doctor is a family doctor, a GP doing family practice. It seems strange that a GP is treating so many covid patients, wouldn’t the serious cases be shipped off to hospital?
It would be good if this simple treatment is effective, but the politicised reporting of usage makes any reports questionable. As you say, just who can we believe?
.
318394+ up ticks,
R,
I did also say that the Doc. leaves himself open to questions, in the UK IMO we are subject to political deceitful shadows and goalpost movers of great renowned on various issues.
Trust none in the governance bodies within the UK on rhetoric alone, & on actions taken and seen hold reservations for at least five years.
By the by never let a politico kiss your baby or pat your dog.
Chuckle, chuckle:-
https://twitter.com/Bob_of_Bonsall/status/1252568782297608192
Why would you need to get your temperature checked daily? If your temperature goes up, you feel unwell. If you feel unwell, you should check your temperature and stay away from other people.
They had to think of something beginning with H.
Don’t Panda (sic) to them, Robert…
Bam Boo m….
This has caused huge concern here , and anyone who knows these rural areas must be feeling very very apprehensive .
https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/18393394.dr-craig-wakeham-cerne-abbas-dies-coronavirus/
That’s tragic, T_B.
https://lowres.cartooncollections.com/working-workers-jobs-careers-office-business-commerce-CC134393_low.jpg
Scratches head…
#metoo!
Implying he/she didn’t do any work when they were at work…..?
Aha! Thanks P-T!
…or that he/she was thought not to be actually doing any work while “working from home” ?
Gets splinters…
That’s me for the day. Gorgeous sunshine all day long – but a really bitter east wind – which made being out in the garden a real challenge. It was OK in the greenhouse where I potted on tomatoes and, natch, trombetti.
More of the same tomorrow, apparently. Must be importing the virus.
A demain.
Evening, Bill, or Good morning by the time you read this; being Norfolk born and bred, I understand the bitterness of that lazy east wind – I say ‘lazy’ because it can’t be bothered to go around you but goes straight through and chills you to the bone.
Memories of walking to school in such weather! Brrr.
Summer holidays in Europe COULD be possible if people stick to social distancing, EU boss von der Leyen says
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8239895/EU-Chief-optimistic-summer-holidays.html
WTF…..
We’ve been trying to socially distance ourselves from the buggers for 4 years!
In my case over 40…..
So that was you with the hacksaw trying to cut the chains on the Tamar Bridge?
We have people booked into the cottage. I doubt we will see them.
Apart from shopping they never leave the gardens and pool.
They would be fine here and I’m sure there are many rural gites in France where the same applies.
The politicians are killing their own economies.
Wearing my Sunday best, I’m a luvvie, kindly, save the planet, kindofaguy uniform:
“WAKE UP you bastards, for a few deaths today you are sentencing far more people to economic death tomorrow.”
Sadly the rules for travelling/holidays have to be based on ‘worst case’. Yes, your situation is safe but most aren’t. And most holidaymakers want to move around, eat out, visit attractions, eat in restaurants etc etc. Even if you could convince your punters to travel they will be stopped en route and asked for justification for their journey. Never mind, I’ll send you some truffles!
You’re spot on.
We won’t be encouraging the guests to come down, but they’ve made the comment that they feel they are safer here than they are at home, given how relatively rural we are. Quite bizarre.
We would love the truffles.
No sign of any at all around the oaks where we planted the outer skin scrapings
Can’t you download, fill out and send them un Autorisation de voyager signed by Boris – his signature is all over the Internet.
That should impress the Gendarmerie – perhaps.
Isn’t that Una Stubbs driving the girls?
https://youtu.be/YA6dIiC9rnA
Yes it is.
Years since I watched that.
In the days when you could go into a cinema at lunchtime and come out at 10 in the evening, my friend and I sat through that three times.
Happy days. I think that is actually the first time I have knowingly used that oft-used phrase. They were, happy days. Little did we know it.
Yes – happy and carefree. The only worry was that the boy you fancied wouldn’t like you.
But with all the snogging, how much did you actually see?
};-O
I was with a girlfriend! An avid Cliff fan.
3/6d doubles?
Less than that I think – and I went with a girlfriend who was a Cliff fan.
Not much social distancing possible on the ferries 🙁
Channel Tunnel will be rubbing their hands in glee.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2020/04/21/markets-live-latest-coronavirus-news-pound-euro-ftse-100-live1/
”
Brent sinks below $20 a barrel as oil crisis escalates – live updates”
Bye bye Miss Krankies’ independence dreams, even without a prolonged escalation of the ‘greening’ of the economy…
Oil consumption has been close to zero for almost a month now so why the sudden panic, have they only just realised?
Production has presumably continued the same, but they’ve run out of storage because usage has fallen so much.
I’ve heard the price has gone negative, i.e. producers are paying for it to be stored….
End the lockdown NOW before its too late.
Deaths in England and Wales are now at their highest since January 2000. I don’t remember being locked down that year, or did we trash the economy? There are also a few million more people living here.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52361519
I can’t help wondering whether the recent “easy years”, with fewer winter deaths than normal for the very old , which have meant that those very old people have gone into overtime are now being restored to the long term averages on deaths.
There must come a point when extreme old age hits an upper limit and at that point death rates will temporarily soar and the even out. Have we hit that point and has the virus underlined it?
We are certainly top heavy when it comes to population age.
Indeed so, and I wonder if that fact is skewing the statistics.
It Shirley is. There can never be a correct interpretation of the deaths because of the different methodology that each country uses. China had 51 deaths caused by flu in 2015. Who, excuse the pun, can honestly use health statistics from a country that will distort the truth as much as that. Each country will proclaim, post Corvid-19, that they have achieved the best possible result for their nations. It’s going to be pretty easy for all governments to show that they did the right thing.
Omnes viri mori debent.
:¬(
after you…
Quidam autem mulieres vivunt 😉
bluddy wimmin, they almost always outlive the weaker sex.
UK Population 2001= 58,789,194 (census data)
Uk Population 2020 est = 67,886,011 people
So 9,000,000 more people in the UK and a greater proportion of elderly since the last big influenza event in 2000. Not wishing to detract from the virulence of this present Virus but all other things being equal might one not expect a higher weekly death toll in 2020 than in 2000?
I’m on your side of the reasoning!
But the majority of the extra 9 mill aren’t old. It’s young migrants and sprogs. We didn’t suddenly import millions of pensioners. I know our age group are a bulge, but not that much of one.
True, but only up to a point.
in 19 years, a huge number of UK “originals” people will have moved into the pensioner bracket.
A lot of the imports will be evening out the lowering of the average number of children overall produced by the indegenes.
“Nearly 185,000 people have died in 2020 compared with around 175,000 on average over the past five years at this point of the year.”
Would it be reasonable to expect 10,000 extra deaths from a population that’s increased in size by approximately 2.5 million over the past 5 years*?
Clearly the next 3-4 weeks’ weekly death toll will tell us just how deadly this virus is.
Edited to add * Given that this year like 2000 may be an exceptional Flu event unlike the last 5 years.
‘Evening, Bass, but with an extra 9 million sucking on the taxpayer’s teat and flooding the NHS with their disgusting oriental diseases, there is less money or facility for treating the elderly. Another form of the Liverpool Pathway.
Other estimates put the population at 75M to 80M based on food sales and other parameters.
I think you could well be right. So many of these old people are kept alive by their medication – and if they have dementia or are otherwise unable to care for themselves, they go into “God’s waiting rooms” and pay an absolute fortune, depriving their children of their legacy. Then along comes CV19, and they’re gone.
Probably overindulging in Millennium parties. I was working away.
I was in Houston from 2 January until Easter.
I was on a course there about then, early in the year and it was bloody freezing, exceptionally so I seem to recall. Or maybe it wasn’t 2,000.
Yup. There was snow. And car wrecks everywhere…
Virgin Australia enters administration.
BTW, I’m channelling the absent Jill Backson.
He is still around, but not around here. I saw that he had commented on the DE (mea maxima culpa) only two days ago.
Would I be right in saying that the daily post count here has gone up since his departure?
You would. Whether the two are connected is debatable. I suspect the increased comment count is more likely to be due to our incarceration…
I agree.
I tried to get him to return elsewhere, but I’m not convinced he really reads replies.
And the return of another Bill.
But his input would also be increased by incarceration! If that was possible!
I don’t hold much truck for Branson, let alone the other large players in V-Oz, but I do feel a lot of sympathy for all the employees who are being laid off.
What strikes me is that the only long-haul that will be left when the smoke clears will be national carriers and that prices will sky-rocket without the competition.
Yup. Prices will rise dramatically, I fear.
I thought that China is bidding for V- Oz (first V-Oz, next the World).
yer Chinks will be buying up everything they can and I suspect they won’t be alone amongst those countries that have sovereign wealth.
Talk about profiting from your own misdemeanour…
I wonder if there will be enough call for long-haul flights once we return to whatever normality can be achieved to sustain even the national carriers. Business may have found that much of what used to require travel can now be done by internet meetings, holiday makers may be less keen to travel to faraway places with strange sounding names, and immigration and border controls might deter long-distance travel. What is a “national carrier” anyway, isn’t BA owned by a foreign consortium, and I don’t think that it is alone in this?
I agree and you’re right aboiut ownerships too.
I read that Virgin Aus backed by Chinese investment drove 55 small regional airlines out of business,the usual predatory pricing until you kill the opposition then hike it massively
Remember the BA/Virgin transatlantic price fixing,the scumbag walked away clean having made a plea bargain,BA took it in the arse
He’s been an evil bastard his whole business career right back to screwing the workers at Virgin Records
Edit
This was from Paula Hanson on Sky News Australia
He’s a toad of the first water.
Watching the financial wrangling at Norwegian. A company that came to the market with Norwegian sovereign fund money, took on massive debt and attempted to drive the other established players out of the market with below cost fares. Their crews were sourced through various agencies so they would not have to pay Scandinavian rates and social costs. They were in trouble before CV19, now they are up against a wall. Another big company about to fail.
Funny to think of a virgin in Australia…
Rumour has it that there is one!
Baah, is her name humbug?
She’s the one who keeps saying “Didgeri Don’t!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsKpazeA5L8
Gary Moore, great guitar player.
The lockdown is one of the bigest mistakes this country has ever made. We must end it as soon as possible before the economy of our country is completly destroyed.Warn the people and nothing more.
The M25 would be a nice barrier for a progressive release.
If you are inside the road, stay put. Outside in the real world, carry on as before.
I object most strongly!
I’m afraid sacrifices have to be made.
Were you an Aztec in a former life?
Up on the very pinnacle of the mountain with my knife held to the kiddiewinkie’s throats. That was me, I’m confident.
Eeyore will offer you sanctuary.
I thought you were moving to Bath?
N, no – he said he was having a bath…
Currently in the Covid 19 Concentration Camp waiting for the mass breakout!
And before anyone else suggests it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeMPBzkZeZM
Too many notes, Herr Beethoven….
The complexity of orchestrated music scores never cease to amaze me.
I was forced to have piano lessons at the age of 5, which I hated & I never go near a keyboard.
But I learnt to read music which I still enjoy reading scores.
Especially if, like me, you can’t read music…..
I can follow the dots but they man nothing – as the chap standing next to me in the choir realised very sharpish.
Good idea, but make it permanent.
Still no lockdown here, John. Life goes on as normal and people just use their common sense.
The supermarkets are fully stocked and everyone acts as if life is normal, which it is.
Funny that yer Swedes can use common sense over the virus – but not over the invading slammers….
Only a limited amount of common sense, can only be used on one issue at a time.
It was Fredrik Reinfeldt, when he was Statsminister, who invited them all to come and asked Swedes to “embrace them with their hearts”.
What the gullible Swedes didn’t know at the time (they weren’t told and no one asked) was that Reinfeldt is a Bilderberger, just like Mutti Merkel, and his globalist agenda was implemented behind the backs of the country. The treacherous bastard was elected on a moderate ticket but kept his agenda hidden until he was in power.
The lockdown might be the biggest mistake the Western world has made.
Possible exception is Sweden, but they’ve f***ed up in a different way.
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Oh to have the power of instant fines to be levied on people who add apostrophes where they don’t belong!
Off topic, slightly.
Government throws money everywhere.
Government need to reduce expenditure.
Government sets up conditions that ensure that as many pensioners as possible die, to reduce outgoings
Coming to a country near you…
There needs to be a study into the effect of Coronavirus on fabrics.
Has anyone else noticed their trousers have got smaller?
Not only that I’m getting a suntan from the fridge light……………….
It’s soooo unfair, it affect BAMEs worse than white people???
Night All
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Plum finally meets lacoste?
Dons tin hat……………….
Which is which??
Is lacoste playing the part of the trombetti?
Knowledge of German not essential:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10222843546662720&id=1398135464?sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=158NLJhc3broPZaC&d=n&vh=i
I prefer Horst Wessel and his song… Much better melody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRA-Oha9YU
He’ll be singingalongadat.
Wasn’t Horst Wessel a pimp who was actually killed in a spat of gang warfare and whose deification as a martyr a total load of bollocks?
Not essential, but enjoyable if you can. It’s full of irony.
Good night all.
Good night, Peddy. I too am having an early night tonight, so Good Night to all NoTTLers. See you all tomorrow, D. V.
HAPPY HOUR –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
That was amusing to C
The subject came up on here a few days ago. A proper analysis of the changes in agriculture in the last 30-40 years would be helpful e.g. types of crops grown and how, labour costs and requirements, and how these relate to social changes and the cost of living such that British-born workers hardly feature in some parts of the industry. The useless ‘Countryfile’ reported on the subject this week but in a manner that rather trivialised it.
The EU Remain camp has been chortling over the flights carrying workers to the UK from Eastern Europe, as though this somehow demonstrates the apparent illegitimacy of our leaving. None of them ever admit to wanting to live for two or three months in a remote camp in rural Lincolnshire, a kind of Butlins-in-the-Brassicas for Bulgarians.
The farmer wins, the supermarket wins, the taxpayer picks up the bill for the social costs and overcrowding in hospitals, schools and for housing, while also paying people to sit at home on the arris.
This is exactly the problem with globalism, we lose the skills and the know how, even it is manual work.
SWMBO’s boss also grows strawberries. In a good year, she would make about 5% profit.
The biggest margin is likely at the supermarket.
Why doesn’t he grow something else that isn’t so labour intensive instead?
He grows what people want to buy?
“…the overcrowding in hospitals, schools and for housing…”
A valid criticism for most of the mass immigration we have suffered but in agriculture I think a majority of the migrants are young and if they have children they rarely bring them because they live in accommodation that is unsuitable.
One question:
What happened to the working time directive, or doesn’t it apply to agricultural workers?
Now colour me cynical,I have seen suggestions that the rental of caravan accom to seasonal workers is a massive profit centre for some farms/gangmasters
Obviously local workers will not be contributing to this…………….
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2007/aug/15/supermarkets.immigrationasylumandrefugees
That was in 2007.
What makes you think that it’s a lot better now?
Nothing – merely an observation.
{:-((
Soft fruit is now grown in poly tunnels that has extended the season for soft fruit from a few weeks to several months. As strawberries are grown in a medium on trays a table height, they probably are not as good as they were when they were grown in the actual ground decades ago.
Training? Training for hand-picking fruit is around ten minutes at the most.
Some farmers would disagree
https://business.financialpost.com/commodities/agriculture/why-we-cant-send-unemployed-canadians-to-work-on-labour-strapped-farms?video_autoplay=true
No doubt. I’ve read some of their comments. On the other hand, I’ve been there, done it, got the scars.
As I posted here last week, it’s not just Britain that imports fruit pickers.
Mallorca was reporting concern over their shortage of fruit and veg pickers because of Spain’s lockdown.
It’s preventing their annual workers coming in from Colombia!
https://www.majorcadailybulletin.com/news/local/2020/04/07/65277/mallorca-farmers-facing-shortage-seasonal-workers.html
It’s preventing their annual workers coming in from Colombia!
!!!!!!!!
Yup.
‘The Farmers Union and the Asaja agricultural businesses association need 450 seasonal workers for harvesting fruit and vegetables. At present, they can rely on there being only around one hundred. The rest would normally come from Colombia, many of whom come each year and are considered to be well qualified for work that lasts some six months.’
Norway brings them from Vietnam.
Big concern, farmers wondering if it’s worth planting at all.
The Ecuadorians and Columbians are very active across the island and are often involved in turf wars., it’s not just the food they’re there to harvest but the stupid drug buying visitors wallets, it’s a lovely island and I’ve had some lovely holidays in Pollensa but there’s always an undercurrent of petty and not so petty crime from these people.
The Ecuadorians and Columbians are very active across the island and are often involved in turf wars., it’s not just the food they’re there to harvest but the stupid drug buying visitors wallets, it’s a lovely island and I’ve had some lovely holidays in Pollensa but there’s always an undercurrent of petty and not so petty crime from these people.
Huh?! Columbia?
Something is wrong with this EU picture…
Happy Birthday Brenda..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KNWdhVJq9k&list=RD1KNWdhVJq9k&start_radio=1
https://youtu.be/WUOXrtO62gs
https://youtu.be/dp76elr629E
Of the three (two below), May is the only one who get’s close.
Easily the best rendition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSsnz10aZL8
Now that’s more like it!
But you need passion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=auaxET1VcR4
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. It was an upload by mistake.
If it wasn’t a mistake, that was dreadful, not even remotely funny, and if you think it was, I’ll assume you are enjoying sitting on Justin Trudeau’s prick wriggling with pleasure..
Depressing reading, because true.
Doggone bike https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1bab27058ea40800834e955c681431b0e56643b3aeb8b4455f9f9b07e720145.jpg
I do have a bike. I also have a similar carrier for Dolly. My problem is… is that she wants to drive.
Just in case the hydroxychloroqiunine trials confuse you, here are the results of another small trial at the US Veterans Affairs medical centres.
In the study of 368 patients, 97 patients who took hydroxychloroquine had a 27.8% death rate. The 158 patients who did not take the drug had an 11.4% death rate.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.16.20065920v1
To be treated with as much cynicism as other analysis.
Yup.
These findings highlight the importance of awaiting the results of ongoing prospective, randomized, controlled studies before widespread adoption of these drugs.
Isn’t that going to be too late for many patients? Unless there’s a second, third and other waves of CV?
318394+ up ticks,
Could it be me old china plates, is terminated ?
https://twitter.com/GerardBattenUK/status/1252718894885867531
I was hoping that was cockney slang for Bill Gates, ogga!
318394+ up ticks,
Evening Pm,
Like it , very good, nice touch, not wishing it on anybody though, even him.
Goodnight, all.
Today’s must watch video. I defy anyone to remain dry-eyed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZzN7cPFBQ
Most such things are very poor, this one is absolutely oustanding, timing, music, story. Wonderful.
And well done Allan Stewart too.
Quite.
Eben.
Great response to this true hero’s efforts, above and beyond the call of duty to raise funds for NHS Charities
Good night and God bless, one and all.
A YouTube video showing takeaway food delivery drivers eating their customers’ food prior to delivery has removed its facility to comment. Shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGfMQz53YwM&t=48s
I’ll just have to comment on there then.
I have no sympathy, whatsoever, for those people who order their “food” to be delivered in this way. It’s no use saying that they do not have the time nor the skills to buy fresh ingredients to cook their own food. That is a load of bollocks. Every generation prior to this one bought raw ingredients and cooked their own food. They had done this for centuries.
If you are too stupid or idle (or both) to cook your own food and would prefer something concocted from unknown ingredients, cooked in some iffy kitchen by some unhygienic “cook”, and then have it delivered to your home by some filthy, unwashed and unregulated chav, then you deserve all you get.
But, but but….
Ya godda keep de fast food people employed in this time of crisis.
My shifts are 15 hours when travel in included. Doesn’t leave a lot of time for nutritious home cooking, particularly as everyone in the house likes different things.
Back in the day it was quite normal for there not to be two full time workers in every household.
You’re not stupid, you know the world has changed from that time. You know to support housing and childcare costs most families need two full-time workers.
My apologies for jumping down your throat yesterday evening, Grizz. It was unnecessary of me. Sorry.
Apology graciously accepted, Paul.
My comment was not directed at anyone in particular, it was simply me letting off my frustrations at how silly the world has become. I had no intention of upsetting you or anyone else.
The world is crazy. So am I – apols again.
We prefer to eat out when we get an opportunity, and a Friday after a busy week is a good time. There’s a buzz about a restaurant, the food and drink is different, and there’s no washing-up! Unfortunately, all we can do is get take-away’s now, but the favourite curry-house (with an excellent chef) say that they have never been so busy…
No need for an apology, Paul. Don’t get me wrong, I love visiting good restaurants and I’m not averse to visiting a decent take-away, be it Chinese, Indian, kebab, fish and chips or whatever.
My point (terribly made, I admit) was against this new “culture” of dial up food that is delivered by motorcycle courier from wherever. You have no way of inspecting the premises the food was cooked in nor do you know the veracity of the individual delivering it. As the video clearly showed, there is more than ample scope for mischief all along the line.
That is why I am wary of such ventures and, if I am not going out to a restaurant or personally visiting a takeaway, I would much rather be old-fashioned and cook my own food.
Paul, you’re still a mate. :•)
(hug)
I too work long hours, and I cook a proper breakfast before leaving (eg pancakes, eggs, porridge), and also prepare a midday meal (salad mostly nowadays, but I have done things like chili con carne and rice packed in lunch boxes in the past). Apart from that, I only take snacks like chocolate and nuts. Nobody actually needs three meals a day unless they’re ill.
We only ever have takeaway if we’re travelling.
Simples:
https://twitter.com/martinpmurray/status/1252511969808207873?s=20
Possibly at last Branson’s tricky accountants are having difficulty moving the same capital from one outfit to another to enhance his apparent wealth…
Branson is like the granpa applying for a means-tested benefits and distributing the liquid savings elsewhere or spending them before filling out the application.
“Deprivation of capital” should be looked into as for benefit claimants.
Failing to bail out foreign companies ? Gosh!
Good morning all – Wednesday’s new page is here.