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Good morrow, Gentlefolks, today’s thoughts:
Eight Thoughts To Ponder
Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And Finally the Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers– what you do today, might burn your arse tomorrow.
…and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”
Morning Tim. Good start to the day again.
Our daughter came home from school one day, teenage, and told us that “Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease”. Priceless.
Morning everyone.
I can’t remember what time I went to bed yesterday, ’twas early, and I think I missed most of Friday and didn’t get up until 03:30 this Saturday morning.
Morning Nan. You need to lay off the sauce and adopt an orderly regimen!
I wish it were that easy, Minty, I’ve felt so tired since they took me of Warfarin and substituted Clopidogrel, to be taken in the morning rather than the Warfarin, which I took before bed.
Regular drinking can affect the quality of your sleep making you feel tired and sluggish. This is because drinking disrupts your sleep cycle.
Some people may find alcohol helps them get to sleep initially, but this is outweighed by the negative effect on sleep quality through the night.
The alcohol in your system will mean you spend less time in the important Rapid Eye Movement (REM) stage of sleep,2 with the end result that you wake up feeling less refreshed. Even just a couple of drinks will have an effect.
https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/facts/health-effects-of-alcohol/effects-on-the-body/alcohol-and-sleep/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIi-LKmoyw_QIVBLDtCh1SgQD-EAAYASAAEgIqn_D_BwE
Wise words, if they applied, Minty, I have severely limited my alcohol intake since I arrived here in Moffat.
Good Morning all.
I have been applying for a Grant of Probate to transfer the assets of my late wife. While using Excel to add up the numbers I typed in my own Date of Birth (8.1.1941), subtracted it from today’s date and it showed that next Monday 27th February I shall be exactly 30,000 days old. Makes ya think, don’t it.
Meanwhile here are a few funnies that came in this morning from my sister-in-law in Canada: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8fa359b9287aaed414f58bc8275919109c2dcdecbdf66e65bf678bed68f7895f.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/462be299752f79441bc536dc22775e04515740df43de5f96de25f9b2007de657.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/773947e800f7b3b79cd307019b359d2e0119b16dc9dc2b5be8e3858256e348d1.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/750afacad449fa67edd1445706602c6b4a9122dbaf9eff9e6ada358eb466325d.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7b55e8eb282f55dffa73b38added278ab985eecedf68fd284b0c0d1772db4ee.jpg
Diet water? That’s just wet…
Yo rc
A lazy way to find “from- to” for days and dates
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html
Thanks OLT – I’ve saved that one now.
28,191 for me.
28,766 days for me.
Thanks for that. I can confirm that it is correct since I have long kept a running total of my age, in days, in my diary. Today I am 26,301days old.
[I passed the 25,000 days landmark on 4th August 2019].
Why am I not surprised to learn that?
I take it that there’s nothing more important happening in the world, right now, for you to be motivated to comment upon, Joey?
Tu coque!
Uncle Bill is 27,976,456 days old!
SIR – I cannot agree with Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, who warns against punishing Russia when the conflict in Ukraine ends.
No, Russia will have to pay to restore Ukraine to how it was before the illegal invasion – otherwise there is no deterrent against a repeat, in Ukraine or elsewhere.
John Hinchsliff
Longridge, Lancashire
Are we paying to restore Iraq, Libya or Syria?
I think that’s the first vaguely sensible thing he’s ever said.
I think that’s the first vaguely sensible thing he’s ever said.
Morning all,
What a turnip for the books!
Morning all,
What a turnip for the books!
Good morning, all. Nice sunrise – now cloudy and damp looking.
Rishi Sunak to secure new Brexit deal this weekend. 25 February 2023.
Rishi Sunak is hoping to secure a Brexit deal this weekend after Downing Street claimed he had gained last-minute concessions from Brussels.
No 10 said the Government had achieved a string of “positive breakthroughs” during intensive discussions over the past week to address problems faced by businesses as a result of the post-Brexit rules governing Northern Ireland.
Problems. Problems. How to make a complete betrayal look like something else!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/02/24/rishi-sunak-secure-new-brexit-deal-weekend/
Yo All
Message to Sunhat
Wanna Buy a Bridge,
Lurvely one’s For Sale in Londonistanski
Is that last minute or just minute concessions?
King Charles might be in attendance to meet with Ursula von der Leyden at the highlight of the negotiations as they are finalised. Sky news has said he will not talk in the negotiations .
If he is there it will be used by Sunak to pass the blame on to the King for weakening the UK with a faulty deal..
What the heck is he going for? Monarchy should be above politics.
Another duff call by Charles the Woke.
‘Morning All
Saturday Medley
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3712552+ up ticks,
Morning Each,
,This war is truly concealing / deflecting an awful lot of home front devious undercurrent, and now selective blame.
Saturday 25 February: Russia will have to be punished for its barbaric assault on Ukraine,
Oh look over there / LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.
May one ask will this be before or after the killing / maiming spree past and current within the United Kingdom,overseen by the all party (coalition) political fraternity / pharmaceuticals.
As in, is Mr Putin to blame for actions taken in the past by blair (not in the park toilet) and co in Iraq, these political finger pointing creatures are surely to be questioned and if found at fault incarcerated in regards to the defence of the BRITISH REALM.
The decline of Western Christianity makes us vulnerable to dictators and dogmatists. 25 February 2023.
For many years now, the Russian president has deployed his faith for political purposes, both domestic – he has the Russian Orthodox Church and its Patriarch, Kirill, firmly under his thumb – and foreign. Putin said, in 2013: “We see many Euro-Atlantic countries are actually rejecting their roots, including the Christian values that constitute the basis of Western civilisation. They are denying moral principles and all traditional identities: national, cultural, religious and even sexual.”
He was at it again this week, in his big speech on the anniversary of his bungled invasion of Ukraine. The West’s attitude, he said, “is all about the destruction of the family, of cultural and national identity, perversion and abuse of children, including paedophilia, all of which are declared normal in their life … Millions of people in the West realise they are being led to a spiritual disaster. Frankly, the elite appear to have gone crazy…”
All this of course is perfectly true! It is telling that no leader in the West could or would say these things.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/02/24/decline-western-christianity-makes-us-vulnerable-dictators-dogmatists/
Ahem who the fluck organised this it sure ain’t the kids………..
https://twitter.com/AkkadSecretary/status/1629099531026501632?s=20
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‘Morning, Peeps. Dry with some sun – ideal for our planned trim of a large oak…hence short visit for now.
Simone Segouin, French Resistance fighter celebrated as ‘The Girl Partisan of Chartres’ – obituary
Robert Capa’s photographs for Life magazine of her in shorts, brandishing her machine gun, turned her into a symbol of female defiance
By
Telegraph Obituaries
23 February 2023 • 2:56pm
Simone Segouin, who has died aged 97, was a French Resistance fighter who was immortalised in photographs taken by Robert Capa and became a symbol of female defiance.
She was born into a farming family on October 3 1925, in Thivars, near Chartres, a tomboyish only daughter with three brothers, and was largely brought up by her father, a decorated veteran of the First World War.
When Germany invaded France in 1940 the 14-year-old Simone left school to work on the family farm, and in 1943 she joined the Francs-Tireurs et Partisans (FTP – “Free-shooters and Partisans”) – an alliance of militant communists and nationalists like Simone.
She was given false identity papers as Nicole Minet from Dunkirk (where records had been destroyed in the bombing at the start of the war, making it difficult to check details on identity cards).
On her first mission she stole a German military bicycle, which she re-sprayed as her “reconnaissance vehicle”, and was soon involved in delivering messages between FTP hide-outs.
Then, after weapons training, she was taking part in combat missions, helping to derail a train and blow up bridges. Asked after the war whether she had ever killed someone, she recalled that on July 14 1944 she and two comrades had taken part in an ambush: “Two German soldiers went by on a bike, and the three of us fired at the same time, so I don’t know who exactly killed them.”
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In August 1944 she was involved in the liberation of her home village of Thivars where she was spotted by the Hollywood director George Stevens, then serving in a US Army film unit, after she helped to capture 25 German soldiers. His film footage released after the Liberation showed a defiant teenager, in blue shorts, a black-and-white top with a red sash and a khaki cap, toting her Schmeisser MP 40.
She went on to help in the liberation of Chartres, and it was on August 25, during a visit to the city by the Free French leader General de Gaulle, that she was spotted eating a baguette, her machine gun by her side, by the American reporter Jack Belden and the photographer Robert Capa. They spoke to her as women who had taken up with German soldiers during the occupation were being dragged into the streets to have their hair forcibly shaved off.
A month later, in September 1944, Capa’s photographs of “Nicole” in shorts and a beret, brandishing her machine gun, appeared in a Life magazine feature written by Belden under the headline “The Girl Partisan of Chartres”. The images were subsequently syndicated around the world.
“I could find no trace of what is conventionally called toughness in Nicole,” Belden reported. “After routine farm life, she finds her present job thrilling and exhilarating. Now that the war is passing beyond her own home district she does not think of going back to the farm. She wants to go on with the Partisans and help free the rest of France.”
Indeed by this time, Simone Seguin had joined de Gaulle as he headed towards Paris, where she took part in the battles for the city as the outnumbered German garrison fought a hopeless rearguard action.
Meanwhile, she had fallen in love with Roland Boursier, a dashing FTP commander who had recruited her in 1943 to act as his runner. “I studied her for a while to see what were her feelings,” Boursier said later. “When I discovered she had French feelings I told her little by little about the work I was doing. I asked her if she would be scared to do such work. She said, ‘No. It would please me to kill Boche.’ ”
They had a long relationship which produced six children, though they never married.
In 1946 Simone Segouin was promoted to second lieutenant and was awarded the Croix de Guerre. She went on to become a paediatric nurse in Chartres and later settled in nearby Courville-sur-Eure, where a street is named after her.
The photographs taken by Robert Capa helped to publicise the role of female resistance fighters and change attitudes in France. In 1945 French women voted for the first time in local and national elections.
In 2021, Simone Segouin was appointed a Chevalier of the Légion d’honneur.
“I was fighting for the resistance, that’s all,” she explained. “If I had to start over, I would, because I have no regrets. The Germans were our enemies, we were French.”
Simone Segouin, born October 3 1925, died February 21 2023
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Simone Segouin photographed by Robert Capa during the battles for Paris, August 1944
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An excellent tribute from from a BTLer:
Ian Cowie
23 HRS AGO
What a wonderful and courageous lady. She was fighting for her country’s freedom at an age when her modern counterparts are vexing about personal pronouns and their safe spaces. The woke may seek to rewrite history but that will never change the invaluable part that ladies like Simone played in the allied victory.
Prince Harry plans ‘intimate’ chat with Spare reader
sOf course it will be “an intimate chat” there is only one reader
Yo, Mr Effort.
If only that were the case. Apparently there are millions of quarter-wits out there who queued up to buy that colossal waste of ink and paper.
Stupidity is an unquantifiable resource. There is no SI unit or standard to define it.
A level of fuckwittery, George, measured and substituted for IQ?
Indeed, Tom.
Yo, Mr Grizzle
SI = Shtoopid Irriot
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Good morning, all. Large yellow ball thingy lighting up the thin cloud in the eastern sky. Dry.
Last evening poppiesmum put up a comment re a fire at a Mexican oil depot in Veracruz. The attached tweet and associated link shows that the company involved had THREE fire incidents that day, each one at a different installation.
https://twitter.com/nbreavington/status/1629258802640896001
OilPrice – Pemex has Three Fires on One Day
The First No Oil XRists did say
Was to certain poor sods going to work that day,
In roads where they lay bleating like sheep
That cold winter’s night that was so deep
“No Oil No Oil No Oil No Oil”
Send them to a ‘ucking Jail
They look-ed up and saw a fire
Shining in the West beyond them far
And so the earth it was set alight
And so it continued both day and night
“No Oil No Oil No Oil No Oil”
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Accuse me of having too
much common sensemany draconian tendencies, but wouldn’t it be much cheaper — not to mention, safer for the public — to shoot this scum instead?[*Gangsters and terrorists, by definition, are dedicated to achieving their nefarious ends by not permitting their victims a fair trial.]
…and they are rapidly – and rabidly – deploying through Mexico and over the border into the USA with Biden’s blessing.
Somewhat similar if you substitute jihadis and France for Mexico and UK for USA and Sunak for Biden.
The WEF, Gates et al, will have lots to answer for, when they are finally brought to book.
I’ve always found it ironic that those who break the law, thus becoming outlaws, always insist that they want the protection of the law when they are arrested and sent for trial.
Good morning all.
Grey a slightly chilly 0°C outside but at least it’s not raining. Yet.
Has the RNLI run out of tomatoes?
https://twitter.com/Kimmi520381244/status/1629240435678781440
SIR – Last year my daughter moved to a house fitted with an air source heat pump (Letters, February 24).
It was recently serviced at a cost of £400. Shortly after, it developed a fault. Eventually someone from the company that carried out the service attended and rapidly replaced a small electrical component. The call-out charge was £200 and the price of the component was listed as £95. This was duly paid. That evening my son-in-law found the packaging for the component, which had been carelessly dropped. It bore a price tag of £17.50.
The fault persists.
Ian Parry
Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire
This is rip-off Britain, Mr Parry. Did your son expect anything better? Besides, heat pumps are unaffordable for most to buy and service. When will people realise this?
Perhaps people should consider longer why some houses are actually up for sale. Ask more questions.
And Mr Parry your your daughter will also be continually topping up her hot water by use of the emersion heater.
They appear to be not only a waste of money but a waste of space.
I made that point to my electricity company, which is pushing the stupid things.
Dear God:-
https://twitter.com/Marytcusick2/status/1629225223848353792
371552+ up ticks,
Morning Bob
What have our politicians done to the Uk?
That should be asked of their current supporters.
What have our politicians done to the UK ?
Effed up every single thing they come into contact with. But it’s everyone else’s fault of course.
371552+ up ticks,
Morning RE,
They are successfully working to their own agenda, plain to see, that agenda is supported by the peoples.
“Our MP” wrong, it is not a loving pet, it’s our area MP, in by elections is good for the area, short term thinking,long term damage.
The electorate majority really are to blame via the polling booth for their continuing repeat performance.
Heart-warming the way they have integrated so well.
…and nobody called the police? Mind there seemed to be only one privileged whitey, trying to uphold law and order.
He would have been arrested on suspicion, as I would if I type what I really think of this.
Quite frankly, I would take the view that it is rude to interfere with hallowed customs.
I’m white, so it would be judgemental of me to have an opinion on the matter.
Each generation becomes exponentially more stupid than the one before; and, as a direct consequence, an increasingly stupid public votes into power an increasingly stupid set of politicians.
You can tell Gloucester’s posh. There are still people who view stabbing as a Bad Thing.
Blair and Andrew Neather wanted to flood the country with foreigners to ‘rub the Right’s nose in diversity’.
This is the end result: savages. Those men should be burned alive.
SIR – Thank heavens Puffin has partially backed down over the censorship of Roald Dahl’s books, and will continue to publish the original versions.
Now, however, we will have to witness schools trying to decide whether to use the snowflake editions or the full-fat ones. Couldn’t Puffin just have admitted that it was wrong?
David Watt
Alton, Hampshire
I think we know which versions most schools will use – if they don’t drop the books altogether. So Puffin’s wokery will prevail after all.
Morning all 😉 😊
Forecast seems to have changed overnight, as it so often does, from bright and sunny to 70% chance of rain.
I’ll check later to find if the seaweed nailed to the shed is damp.
And comment on today’s headline from the telegraph……really ?
But Zelensky’s assault on the 14,000 Russian speakers will be ignored?
You betcha, unless Russia wins – which they will.
Exactly Tom nobody in my family believed what I’ve told them, the brain washing has worked. Again.
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There is something quite repellent about that woman (if they is a woman).
Almost the same name as May – there’s repellent.
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Yaroo!
She’s certainly not a looker.
Hooker? I should imagine not…
More a front row forward, I would have thought – but then, I’m not keen on ball sports 🙂
State repression and the short straight lines
The grey-heads see it, the young ignore it, though ’twill affect them most.
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/state-repression-and-the-short-straight-lines/
The ongoing problem is as ever, that actions will always speak louder than words. What the world needs is these new nazis locking up for the rest of their lives.
Good morning, chums. Just finished watching 42-UP, hence the delay in posting.
371552+ up ticks,
Oh alright then.
https://twitter.com/MichealMartinTD/status/1629145001295839234?s=20
Good morning, everyone. Grandson’s wedding was excellent. Now off to rehearsal.
Is it me?????
Yes.
You’re meant to do the rehearsal before the wedding, Delboy36, not the other way round. Lol.
Good morning. Great time had by all.
Good morning DB
Good morning, everyone. Grandson’s wedding was excellent. Now off to rehearsal.??
Explanation required please 😊
I think Delboy is also partaking in a play – what as, we’ve yet to find out.
Shouldn’t you have rehearsed the wedding BEFORE the event?
Good morning all
Dull day, slight breeze and 4c.
Son no 1 off to Weymouth to take part in the Saturday 5k Parkrun .. his timings are good, usually 22 minutes 20.
Moh asleep, the cricket in NZ is worth watching.. so was late to bed.
Same old , same old .
https://twitter.com/dave24144975/status/1629384802687148032
She came, she saw, she conquered.
Now she’s getting much more than the basic state pension. But still moaning.
As they all do.
But she concieved a child here in the UK.. she is a single mother working the system !
That’s been going on for years.
Two kids and a council flat.
In the 90s Labour once tried to make the absent fathers take financial and moral responsibility for their children.
Labour gave up.
Bill Shockley was right.
Dissapropriate reproduction of the genetically disadvantaged ?
Yo T_B
Please do not say she is a “single mother working the system !”
The mention of that word will make her faint
She she is a “single mother abusing the system !”
Nice work for thems that can get it.
I slog my guys out 60+ hours a week to pay for this. But i have a job that requires me to sit and think and take responsibility so it’s well paid. Imagine if you had to work 60 hours a week on minimum wage to pay for this.
Clean air zones in Birmingham and China
https://twitter.com/AlanWil77467228/status/1629124899846365185
The UK martyrs line up for the slaughter.
Presumably the £8 applies to pedestrians, as well?
I see that bloke A Allan is getting a bit over-verbose:-
The last word is totally unnecessary.
371552+ up ticks,
Well worth repeating before the WEF creatures are given the royal seal of approval.
https://twitter.com/UnityNewsNet/status/1629205124219301894?s=20
He looks really old in that picture, the white hair. He must have a hair do for his photoshoot walkabouts.
371552+ up ticks,
O2O,
https://youtu.be/F3aXekqZwVQ
Where are the promised links?
371552+ up ticks’,
NtN,
https://richardvobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Letter-to-the-Duke-of-Norfolk-7.pdf
I have to agree that it is a blatant lie. I often wonder how much his advisors tell him. It seems to me likely he has been “captured” by the same sort of civil servants who work incessantly against any government that is centre right. In 2019, the most recent year I could find for information, he attended 521 public events. It strikes me that it does not leave much time in a day to study or read for yourself with such a schedule. Then there are the dispatch boxes, which come every day and take a couple of hours, at least, to get through. Of course, there are other things that need to be attended to in the day. So it seems to me that the king can do no other than listen to advisors. Trapped, it seems to me, in a bubble, not of his own making.
Tw@ter comment made based on your 1st two sentences.
https://twitter.com/BeardedBob7282/status/1629454229030019074
Look at that man’s face in the photo. He doesn’t look remotely like king material to me!
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Red King snoring by John Tenniel
Bonjour a tous et a toutes.
To the title – A long time ago I lived in Paris for a few years and I had Romanian expat friends – well Transylvanian, really. They had had to leave Romania in a hurry… a little matter about having been discovered involved in a plot against Ceaucescu.
But they had eyes and ears in Romania and some friends had sent them an article about poverty in Paris.
Some wag had taken a picture of the queue outside the very high class baker Fauchon and posted it as evidence of shortages in the capitalist world.
Now to the title. Sorry a long-winded morning.
This punishment of Russia is going to lead to a collapse of the debt-ridden West. We won’t buy their oil and gas. (Nor will we exploit our own, BTW). We won’t buy their fertiliser and their wheat and we will do what we can to stop others buying it – which won’t be much because India and China are already shrugging their shoulders about what we want.
This won’t affect us in the UK because we don’t get much from them anyway. But the rise in gobal prices will sorely affect us far more than the commodity-rich Russia we are trying to punish.
And as our leaders quaff champagne and we scramble for necessities, some wag will no doubt post a picture of a queue in some place we “sanction” for unapproved trade and boast how successful and necessary these punishments are.
Peter Lavelle on RT has said a few times on his CrossTalk show that he thinks when Ukraine is well and truly lost, the US will claim victory anyway because the Russian forces didn’t get as far as the English Channel! His point being of course that however far they have to stretch a point, the US can’t admit defeat. He may be right?
Do Yanks know where the English Channel IS??
On the radio?
Radio? Do Yanks know what a radio IS??
Possibly not. Lavelle is a Yank who does but then he’s lived in Moscow for 20+ years.
This!
I see the Cartels are taking over California:-
https://youtu.be/CX21ldNfefA
California has long been a Demonrat busted flush.
When is the next big earthquake due – big enough to slide the whole of Ca into the Pacific, Demonrats and all.
https://www.google.com/search?q=California+Here+I+come+youtube+Freddy+Cannon&ei=5OL5Y76wHZCRkdUP5pKG6AM&ved=0ahUKEwi-suuyu7D9AhWQSKQEHWaJAT0Q4dUDCA8&oq=California+Here+I+come+youtube+Freddy+Cannon&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQDDIFCCEQoAE6CggAEEcQ1gQQsAM6CQgAEBYQHhDxBDoLCCEQFhAeEPEEEB06CAghEBYQHhAdOgcIIRCgARAKOgQIIRAVSgQIQRgAUJoIWM4uYNNFaAFwAXgAgAGNAYgBpQ2SAQQwLjE0mAEAoAEByAEIwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d45890d5,vid:smouCyRHH44
Having lived in California for most of my life I have To say that what has happened to the state is entirely the fault of the Democratic Party and its irrational left wing ideology. 50 years ago and up until the 80s, it was truly the Golden State, a place that everyone wanted to live in or, at least visit. Then the woke came along and turned it into a cess pit. San Francisco was the most visited City in the USA for its beauty, places to see, and friendly atmosphere. Currently there are 10 thousand people living on the streets, around 60% of them are alcoholics and drug addicts. More than half of the 10 thousand are psychotic. These people do everything on the streets to the point that now the city stinks of human waste. Needless to say, tourism has dropped off and the people that live there live in fear to walk the streets or have their homes invaded. It has become a lawless city. Other cities are in as dire straights as San Francisco, I single it out because it is the city I know. Things in the state have reached such a pass that rental vans, for moving, are in short supply because people are fleeing the state for the first time in its history but no one wants to go there, hence people are not renting the vans to return them. What has happened to California is entirely man made and can be laid firmly at the feet of the Democratic Party who, rather than trying to fix things make the situation worse by more and more socialist legislation. It is a lesson for us and as such, all of us should dread a Labour victory at the next general election. The politics of the Democrats and the Labour Party differ only in respect to the fact they thrive in different countries and must cater to that fact. In ideology they differ not at all.
371552+ up ticks,
May one ask,
Would veteran Tommy Atkins, concrete pillow possessor underneath the arches be within his rights regarding callback to arms to reply BOLLOCKS.
I know we all want harsher sentencing for violent criminals but i found this shocking.
There is something seriously wrong with a society that produces so many gangsters.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11790981/Mega-prison-El-Salvador-gangsters-80-beds-100-people-welcomes-inmates.html
Morning Phizzee. Coming to a country near you shortly!
Good morning, Minty.
All a bit depressing.
Breaking the Misuse of Pronouns Act …. 100 years without right of appeal.
The truth being that ours are still on the streets.
…and in Westminster!
Excellent way of treating them, though. None of this TV, drugs, mobile phones, ordering takeaways…that goes on in Blighty.
Horrific.
Some years ago, when MB went on one of his ‘flowers and lizards’ trips, he and his group had to nip over the border into El Salvador.
The guide warned the group to be very circumspect. MB said it was a horrible, menacing place full of furtive, aggressive little men with big guns.
Possibly El Salvador knows how to deal with its own crims.
Yep, send them to the USA.
I would have thought, Annie, that your niece could make her fortune by remove all those tattoos. After which the El Salvador authorities could inject them all with Covid-19 jabs, thus making room for more criminals/terrorists and saving the El Salvador taxpayers a small fortune.
She’s a feisty lass, but even she might quail at that sight.
Eurovision tickets to be allocated to displaced Ukrainians in UK. 25 February 2023.
Thousands of tickets for the Eurovision song contest are to be allocated to Ukrainians who have fled to the UK.
The international music show will take place at the M&S Bank Arena Liverpool in May after the city was chosen to host the competition on behalf of the 2022 winner, Ukraine, which is unable to host the event after the Russian invasion.
As part of the UK’s commitment to honour Ukraine at the song contest, about 3,000 tickets will be made available to displaced Ukrainians so they can attend the live shows.
We ought to make this compulsory for them all! It would stop the Cross Channel traffic overnight. Lol!
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/feb/25/eurovision-tickets-to-be-allocated-to-displaced-ukrainians-in-uk
Haven’t they suffered enough?
Humza Yousaf ‘skipped gay marriage vote following pressure from mosque’
Minister alleges SNP leadership frontrunner asked Alex Salmond for permission to duck the final vote, which he vigorously denies
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/02/24/snp-humza-yousaf-leadership-candidate-gay-marriage-vote/
Nothing new here.
But remember Tony Blair was even more in your face about such matters :
“I am against abortion as a Christian but I would vote for it if that was the Party’s policy”
Politicians are no longer expected to act on their beliefs – Sunak believes in low taxes but is happy to be imposing the highest level of taxation for 75 years.
He also drove while uninsured, I believe.
Typical of his ilk.
In November 2016, Yousaf was fined £300 and had six penalty points added to his driving licence, after being caught by police driving a friend’s car without being insured to drive it.
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Five go woke…https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11791187/Five-woke-Enid-Blytons-books-modern-overhaul-avoid-causing-offence.html
Oh dear. I’m not a Famous Five person but I read the Malory Towers books. Don’t recall whether there was anything non-PC about them but I expect there was. These things pass me by because it just isn’t my mindset. At the time I thought public school stories were my lesson on how the other half lived.
Wasn’t Malory Towers a school for young persons wot menstruate?
Twinned with The Fifth Form at St Dominic’s….
For boys ….
Persons without a cervix – HIFF you don’t mind.
A Dance to the Music of Time was a sequence of novels written by Anthony Powell an old Etonian and they gave an insight into the public school culture. These books became very much in vogue and they were televised in the 1990s.
Another sequence of novels was written by Simon Raven, a sexually very ambivalent Old Carthusian, which gave a seedier account of characters such as Fielding Gray who infested such society. This sequence was Alms for Oblivion and those who enjoyed Powell’s novels would probably enjoy Raven’s.
A case of perception. I used to think the children who read famous five books were posh. We didn’t have books in my house.
I read the Malory Towers books and another one called The Naughtiest Girl in the School- I think she was my role model 😉
You DON’T say!!!!
(Reels back in shock.)
Just back from Fakenham. Cold and drizzly and a nasty sub-gale blowing. Got jigsaws from church. Nice piece of hake from Willy Weston (who is here on Saturdays as well as market day Thursdays. Lidl and Tesco full of vegetables. Masks on view – Bird ‘Flu, doncha know. One child dies in Cambodia and Narfurk people take precautions.
Delicious cup of proper coffee on our return. Gus sleeps. Pickles – bored – went out; he may be some time!
Crosswords call.
Hot and dusty here.
I hope you’re wearing a mask 😀
No! No masks required here. Unlike last year when we had to wear it on the plane (unless you were nibbling or drinking so I made them last)
Have a lovely time. 🐘🦏
We can’t have hake speeth on here, you know..
Good Moaning.
And talking of moaning … the past weeks/months have caught up with me.
Maybe a weekend of pottering around and not flying up and down stairs to the attic with boxes might be a good idea.
I’ve discovered – in a bad way – muscles I didn’t know existed.
Try going to a Keep Fit class…. The MR does. Quite mad, of course!!
MR isn’t mad…any excuse to get out of the house and away from The Mad Catman of Fulmodeston
You have a point. Gives me an hour of peace, too!!
MR could save the fees by nipping down to the Dower House to shift furniture, books, boxes of toot and assembling shelves etc….
Thinking about it, the petrol would probably cost much the same.
Aches in places where you didn’t know you had places.:-))
My niece was a very fit young girl and she won blues at Oxford in both gymnastics and and rowing. She met her fiancé at primary school the age of 5 and they have now been married for over 40 years.
I went to the stag night of Joe, her about-to-be husband who had just qualified as a GP. Joe had rowed in the Cambridge Goldie Boat and so was no mean athlete himself. He was asked by his best man: “Joe, what will it be like to be married to a woman even fitter than yourself?” His reply: “She’s got muscles in places where I haven’t even got places!”
🙂 That’s the one!
Oh dear. Take it easy for a few days.
I told you but would you listen? Folds arms…taps feet.
Oh ….. go and iron the wrinkles out of your lisle stockings.
Haave you found any “muscles I didn’t remember existed ” in Hubby?
Ummmm …… errrrrrr ……….
I sympathise wholeheartedly with your predicament – at least my discovery of previously unsuspected muscles is fun (I’m getting better at the tango, but my goodness it’s a hard taskmaster).
Epsom salts in a nice hot bath, with refreshments served by a willing minion, is the way to go. 😉
Am pasting this for any non-subscribers who want to waste some time before the Rugby and Racing start on the telly. Much of it repeats points that have been made before but it is a good read. [I have not tried to correct the DT’s appalling sub-editing]
Justin Trudeau, Canada’s clown prince, is the future of the woke West
Shallow, shameless, self-aggrandising – and obsessed with moral posturing – the Canadian PM should serve as a warning
JORDAN PETERSON REX MURPHY
24 February 2023 • 5:20pm
What in the world, you might be asking, is up with Canada? How did a country famed for its sensible, moderate attitudes and customs transform itself into the front rank of the woke phalanx?
We are an immense country – one infinitely rich, blessed by nature (with the possible exception of winter) and mostly pristine. Yet on almost every front, we are becoming an embarrassment – to ourselves and, increasingly, to the world.
We have fallen, for instance, one-quarter behind our American counterparts in terms of incomes – the wealth that offers security, opportunity and educational resources to our children. We’ve done so while creating an economy that will lag behind most of our peers in the developing world for the next four decades.
And, for what? Ostensibly, so that our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and the political elite – including the opposition – can claim to be saving the planet.
Trudeau, and his deputy Chrystia Freeland, make it express policy to continually forgo stellar opportunities for national economic development. Our allies Germany and Japan recently came cap-in-hand to Ottawa in some desperation to offer us multi-decade deals amounting to tens of billions of dollars, with no strings attached. Our PM’s response? Let us paraphrase:
“You are free nations, and admirable and reliable friends, and your people clearly need energy and resources, but we here in Canada feel that such endeavours are now immoral. So we can’t make a ‘business case’ for that. Alas, therefore, I must send you packing, ignoring entirely our history of mutual cooperation throughout the post-WWII period, and ensuring that you spend all that money supporting dictatorships (Qatar, in the specific case of Germany) or maintaining your dependence on Russia (even though that country is at war with our ally, Ukraine). And now let me laud(?) my moral virtue over you.”
All such deals since then have fallen like the ripest of plums into the comparatively deserving hands of our American allies.
An ideology of no ideology
It is a singularly appalling feature of an age burdened with deep nonsense and flat-out idiocies – the intellectual dust bowl of transgender ideology, the unnecessarily punitive burden of carbon taxes, the incessant narcissistic laments of Meghan Markle – that declarations on the part of political leaders that would have produced a tsunami in the not so distant days when reason still had a purchase on public discourse now cause scarcely a ripple.
One cardinal stage-act in this carnival of jester-thought? Let us return to 2015, when the soon-to-be prime minister of a once balanced and confident country emitted the following apercu, his distilled ‘insight’ into the true nature of the Canada he was about to rule: “There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada…” This is what makes us, Trudeau continued, the world’s “first post-national state.”
The epithet, “post-national,” is one with profound implications. It nonetheless barely pricked up the ears of those operating in once-vigilant newsrooms. The few who did hear, in those infant days of the Trudeau Enlightenment, fell all over themselves, in a veritable rhapsody of appreciative commentary. Seldom had we heard a slogan so creative, so progressive, so humane, so compassionate.
Where were the thoughtful, asking questions about just exactly what a “post-national” state might be; the doubt that such an entity was possible, even by definition? Can states, as states, exist without a national identity? Can mere aggregations of convenience, with fealty, no central purpose or point, no shared, deep history, really be called states at all?
What then serves to unify, to guide, and to inspire hope, on both the psychological and collective fronts? Because, in the absence of such unity, we are in conflict, lost and hopeless.
This statement of core belief (and, most truly, belief in nothing) indicated more than indifference to the country itself: it provided proof positive of Trudeau’s utterly juvenile understanding of the deep and wide history of the country he was offering so graciously to rule. Trudeau glossed over the deep and centuries-old rootedness of Newfoundlanders and other East Coast denizens – to whom place, connection and belonging are part of their DNA, as well as denying the clearly defined allegiance of the Francophones inhabiting his own native province of Quebec, who have fought desperately and successfully to maintain their truly unique culture.
Every Canadian province, and the northern territories, are characterised by this same deep sense of ‘home,’ and, as oil-rich Alberta’s stalwart former leader Peter Lougheed insisted: connection to the province – the local place of being – is a precondition for, a spur to, an accelerant of, the love for and broader sense of belonging, to the greater generality of Canada itself.
Trudeau conflated the endless void expanse of his own ignorance with the hypothetical identitylessness of the land he now and so ineptly and catastrophically leads.
All of this was passed over – and by those who should have known better.
It has been made increasingly clear to Canadians, desperate though they may be to believe otherwise, that our vast and mostly empty country – with its backward ways, its quaint and provincial (in the sense of isolated and parochial) parliament, and its tiny population – doesn’t merit any real consideration on the part of the oh-so-impressive global citizens who now masquerade as its leaders. Too many important decisions are made elsewhere, on an international scale – on the faux-aristocratic stages where the truly important players strut and posture.
What do those who parade in such forums often believe? Here’s a start: the planet is a hapless, virginal princess; society, a malevolent and cruel patriarch, motivated by power, raping and pillaging; the individual, another mouth of many devouring mouths to feed, hell-bent on riding the giant of patriarchy to the brink of impending apocalypse.
What other ideas congregate with these devilishly one-sided notions? How about the appalling claim that “the planet has too many people on it.” It would, after all, take five planets to sustain the world population at the current standard of living the West enjoys – or so the story goes.
And what should become of those obviously excess people? They should cease clamouring to enjoy the material benefits and opportunities for our children enjoyed by those in the West for the last eighty years.
The new maxim: it’s impossible to make everyone rich, so the moral thing is to reduce their cost to the planet, and whether by accident or design, make them poor.
Nature abhors a vacuum
Canada, according to Trudeau, is a vacancy, bereft of civil history; a nothing place, waiting to be filled in. But nature abhors a vacuum, and that emptiness cries out to be filled. And who shall guide the “infilling?” Well obviously, Trudeau himself, along with his mentors and minions.
With what? Not from ideas emerging from the country itself, and its deep culture. Instead, with the glib, shallow, self-aggrandising platitudes of a metropolitan elite, guilty (and perhaps with good reason) about their undeserved wealth and “privilege,” looking for the easiest road to consequently necessary atonement.
Looking for the wisdom of some high collegium, composed of the richest and most powerful this sad planet has currently to offer. Let us all go to Davos, the luxury campus of the self-interested; that largely unelected, autocratic and self-congratulatory forum.
Canada, after all (and the West, more broadly), has no centre, no being, no foundation, no destiny. It is the neo-colonial remnant of a fundamentally deplorable history: one characterised by naught but oppression, prejudice, exploitation and ethnocentrism, if not outright racism. No angels hover ahead; instead, we are left with Bill Gates.
Green fingers
Trudeau is a carbon tax advocate. He has announced plans to scuttle the oil and gas industry in Alberta, impose mandatory and severe fertiliser restrictions on Canadian farmers, and effectively handicap the forest industry.
In case it needs to be said: we, in this country, are not suffering from a shortage of forests. Canada has, by some accounts, over 400 million trees. It has been argued there a more trees in the Northern Hemisphere than there were a century ago. Yet none of that seems to matter: not while our erstwhile leader continually parades his environmental concerns.
It’s important to note here the counter-evidence to this zero-sum dystopian nightmare insisted upon by the anti-industrial moralists: insofar as the “planet” has interests at all (and it doesn’t, being both entirely unconscious and uncaring) those would be best served by making everyone poor rich as rapidly as possible, instead of the reverse.
Why? Because as people drag themselves out of poverty (or as governments get out of their way so they can possibly do so) their sense of time expands, and they start to naturally concern themselves not so much with “what do I eat and feed my family with today?” but with “what kind of world, local and global, do I want to see for my children and grandchildren?”
The great Danish political scientist Bjørn Lomborg, among others, has argued in painstaking and painful detail that all the trillions of dollars spent on so-called renewables has had an negligible impact, and may even have made things worse. Consider, once again, the sad case of Germany since its “green revolution” – a country paying many times more for more unreliable power and dangerously beholden to the Russians.
Despite all this, we continue to insist upon the destruction of the very agricultural and industrial infrastructure that raised the common man out of destitution, driven by an ignorance so profound that the darkness of night is a thousand suns by contrast; driven by an envy of success so deep that Lucifer himself would weep to see it.
And if our politicians in the West fail? Off to Brussels or Davos with them, to take up the international jobs truly most meet for those for whom leadership of a mere party of even country is simply nowhere near enough.
In the case of Canada, those now-elevated but departed leaders will leave behind a country whose economy will have been for many decades crippled by the laws designed precisely to bring about that crippling; a people who will be rendered cynical for a very long time when they finally awaken to the magnitude of the crime committed in the name of the planet; a parliament gutted of its authority – a nation divided.
And a planet not only not improved but clearly worsened, even by the standards of its so-called saviours.
We in Canada are in fact much better, not much worse, than our leaders. We are steeped in history – and one most fundamentally pro-human, pro-freedom and pro-responsibility. We are united by a set of fundamentally valid core values. We are a nation. We have our traditions, and loyalties, and a muted admiration for the many who sacrificed what was necessary to build this country. These were men and women who voyaged so dangerously on the turbulent seas, and broke and ploughed the oft-intransigent earth; who sent their sons to combat; who did their silent duty in the name of the family. These were the people whose names we most often do not know, who built a strong and enduring country, a beacon to people around the world (for all its faults), deeply loyal to neighbourhood, town, province and country; possessed of unostentatious regard for their fellow Canadians and allegiance to the principles of divine intrinsic individual worth and responsibility for brotherhood.
Those are core values, and they’re more real than anything else. Those are the principles that define us.
And to let all that slip all away under the shallow, pathetic, shameless, self-aggrandising the leadership of the moment – that is farce, with tragedy as its aim.
Oh, Canada indeed.
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Desperate! Let’s hope they get rid of him soon.
Enough people need to wake up and vote for an alternative.
Is there an alternative? Or are both left & right now fixed into wokeness?
I’ve got some friends in Canada and they cannot explain how that idiot became PM
Like the tortoise on the fencepost?
Ballot boxes wandering around looking for a loving
homecount.Fast forward 18 months and you will need to explain to them how G.B came to elect Keir Starmer.
Klaus Schwab & WEF recruit and capture young people with political aspirations at an early age. They draw them into their web with the allure of rubbing shoulders with the current movers and shakers at Davos and indoctrination courses elsewhere. The Schwab/WEF gig has grown like topsy far beyond what was originally imagined, largely because of Schwab and his wife’s fanaticism (they don’t have anything else to do) and is wholly pernicious.
People want Jordan Peterson to run. Wouldn’t win but he sure would get enough votes to put the wind up miss Trudi
This is repeat of the mindless voting for the SNP in Scotland.
Thinking about it, aren’t many Canadians of Scottish descent?
Yes….but the Scottish Canadians tend to dominate in the Maritime Provinces which are less Trudeau-esque. (Co-author Rex Murphy is a Newfie columnist and very funny)
It amused me the first time I heard a Canadian friend pronounce ‘house’ as ‘hoose’ 🙂
Greetings all from Kenya. I’m making use of the manager’s WiFi as I’m the only guest here and getting very good service. Very dry here as the drought continues. No rain for months.
Are you on your own?
Of course she isn’t! She’s already found a companion who is dark, smooth, and rich.
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That’s the elephant in the room…{:¬))
I do hope the drought hasn’t savaged Kenya.
Sainsbury stocks green French beans and brocolli spears from Kenya.
Hope you are enjoying your visit.. ?
11:22 24 Feb
SHARED
Cyclone Freddy makes landfall in Mozambique
Sarah Keith-Lucas
BBC Weather presenter
Tropical Cyclone Freddy has made landfall in Mozambique.
It has been restrengthening in the Mozambique Channel with winds up to 128km/h (80mph).
After landfall, the storm system will be slow-moving in southern Mozambique producing up to 400mm of rain over the next few days.
This is likely to lead to major flooding across the region which may well shift into Zimbabwe and north-east South Africa into next week.
Do you remember Whirligig with Humphrey Lestocq and Mr Turnip?
https://youtu.be/ZP2NeuAcvg4
Yes, I do. Viewed on a tiny TV set. I even had a Mr Turnip string puppet for Christmas. Simple pleasures… Wasn’t there Mexican Pete the bandit in there somewhere?
Very much so, Angie. Weren’t Hank (the cowboy) and his nemesis Mexican Pete also on Whirligig? Peter Ling who wrote the script also wrote “The Three Js” (John, Jimmy and Jacko) for the EAGLE comic.
The West’s lack of a long-term plan for Ukraine creates room for China. 25 February 2023.
China has produced a “peace plan” for Ukraine that is not worthy of the name, overlooking and excusing Russia’s unprovoked aggression. The plan’s suggestion that “all parties must … avoid fanning the flames and aggravating tensions” is a more-or-less explicit call on Western countries to stop providing weapons to Kyiv, even as Beijing seems to be considering supplying lethal aid to Moscow. Hearing Jens Stoltenberg, Secretary General of Nato, warn yesterday that doing so would represent a “very big mistake” and that “this is very serious” underlines the gravity of the moment. China, as Stoltenberg points out, would then be supporting an illegal war of aggression, violating the UN charter.
The logic here is quite lamentable. China is not yet supplying arms to Russia but if it did it would be making “a very big mistake” whereas the West, which is already doing so for Ukraine, is OK. This sort of two faced reasoning is of course normal in the diplomatic world. It does however tell us one thing; the West does not want peace.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2023/02/25/wests-lack-long-term-plan-ukraine-creates-room-china/
Apparently the Chinese plan is remarkably reasonable. But it for self interest. They are worried about their market, Europe and the USA getting into financial difficulties and queering their pitch. This is especially important for the Chinese because they are experiencing financial difficulties because of the collapse of their real estate market and civil unrest in the country. There is a lot of unrest that is not being publicised in the West, the discontent is very worrying for the regime. So they need us to come to our senses. For information about Chinas difficulties, a useful source is China Unscripted, another bunch of talking heads on You Tube.
Dolly and Harry…
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That your zimmer?
My exercise bike you fool !
5 miles every day before breakfast while reading last evenings Nottle.
Oh, lovely – thanks! 🙂 Can’t wait to meet Harry some day.
Remember what happened when Harry met Sally…{:¬))
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
{:¬))
Aaaahhhhhh ….. (collapses into a doting heap)
I liked this story. It appeared in my You Tube list a few minutes ago.
HOW DID BUDDHA REACT TO A PROSTITUTE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bvVM867Ums&list=TLPQMjUwMjIwMjMjrzAWt9Wy7A&index=2
Thank you; I loved this.
Oof
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And then get excluded from school.
St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates of Heaven when some Liverpool fans showed up. Having never seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven’s door St. Peter said he would have to check with God before he could let them in.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said. They’re gone !
What All of the Liverpool fans are gone? asked God.
No replied Saint Peter, The Pearly Gates.
Lawks a Mersey.
Great one Pip. Made me laugh out loud. Had a miserable day so far so thanks for that😁
You are welcome.
Reminds me of a joke another Nottler posted a couple of years ago.
Although Yul Brynner shaved his head and his face how could you tell he was a Liverpool fan by the fact that no Old Spice, Chanel or Givenchy could be found in his bathroom?
Well. The least they could have done is support the posts on bricks.
They had the posts too. They will be back for the halos later.
A cheerful message from Elon Musk
“NO ONE LISTENED TO ME ABOUT AI…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z68WFhxHJRk&list=TLPQMjUwMjIwMjMjrzAWt9Wy7A&index=6
Judgement Day moves closer.
Pretty obvious too . . .
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Groans all round!
Excellent!
371552+ up ticks,
O Kingly one,
To be, or not to be, that is the question”
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous English patriots and side with the WEF or not.
THAT IS THE MAIN QUESTION TO BE ANSWERED BEFORE THE ARSE KICKING CAN COMMENCE.
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I hope Coffey never lives that down. She is a bloody turnip.
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Bring back Graham Taylor – the football manager for today’s age:
SWEDES 2 TURNIPS 1
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https://youtu.be/b6m29rSSmCM?t=579
Harry Metcalfe points to another clear issue with the insane net zero/make energy expensive policy: starvation.
In summary, the tomatoes and other salads would normally be grown in the UK. The government made energy expensive, then said ‘sod off’ to the food growers.
The supermarkets refused to soak the costs of the government’s energy policy and so nothing is grown in the UK. A bad crop overseas and no surplus to sell results in shortages.
MP’s won’t care. They type of place they dine in on expenses will have plenty of produce. Sounds like Soviet Russia to me.
The state is trying to push a communist agenda. They really do want a command economy.
Its called megalomania.
Coming to Supermarkets and Foodshops near you.
Zil Lanes!
The self-abusers don’t think anything through.
The link between causes and effects is completely beyond the understanding of most politicians, civil servants and greeniacs.
When you vote detritus into power … you get ruled by shit.
Unless it’s this Detritus? Sergeant Detritus – Ankh-Morpork Night Watch!
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Is your GP surgery on the map? Mine is. Effing useless gits…https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11749979/Interactive-map-lays-bare-264-Englands-worst-performing-GP-practices.html
I notice it doesn’t cover any of Scotland, which is considered a failing NHS in its own right.
The country as a whole or just the health service?
The so-called Scottish NHS (under Sturgeon of course).
Well, a trip to Gregory’s sawmill at Tansley to pick up some t&g floorboarding followed by a quick shop in Matlock revealed a healthy stock of tomatoes in M&S, Iceland and the Co-op.
So WTF is this tomato shortage I hear about???
The same as the toilet roll shortage.
Maybe but loo rolls are not as nice in a salad.
You haven’t grilled them right.
Its only in the greedy south of England.
Plenty in our greengrocers.
No shortage in Hammersmith this morning.
Watch: Wind turbine blade weighing 19 tonnes carried up mountain
Footage shows the giant blade slowly swing from right to left
It it were even contemplated in UK, it would takes weeks just to ensure the the person operating the steering wheel,
gears and brakes was sufficiently of the correct Genre, (that maybe a Typo) Height, Effnicity, Religion, etc
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/02/24/watch-wind-turbine-blade-weighing-19-tonnes-carried-mountain/
Not a problem taking that weight up the slope if they put BoB and his recent equipment in charge. Lol.
Elsie…….
B o B is a white MAN, speaks English, has a family, etc
How can he possibly be in charge
Rishi Sunak accused of ‘abusing King’s position’ to sell his Brexit deal
DUP criticises PM’s aborted plan for the monarch to meet EU chiefs at Windsor Castle as part of Northern Ireland Protocol talks
By Will Hazell, POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT
25 February 2023 • 1:46pm
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Janet Warrior
1 HR AGO
Our new King promised to avoid getting involved in politics so, unless Von Der Leyen is a head of state (she isn’t), there should be no such meetings at all. Just who is advising our government and our monarchy? Whoever they are they want sacking. As for Rishi – he is proving to be clueless.
Steve Davies
1 HR AGO
Sunak has to be seen to doing something rather than looking like a spitting image puppet. He will go soft on China as that is what his father in law wants. He would sell his grandmother for fiver. Surely Richmond Yorkshire could do better than Sunak.
The woke joke “king” is part of the WEF mob.
Say no more.
I couldn’t believe that Sunak made a video to play to the participants in the Racing Staff Awards in York. Just because Catterick (racecourse) is in his constituency (or he fancied the publicity). Which other PMs had a racecourse in their constituency?Blair – Sedgefield – and Major – Huntingdon
Vichy Sunak.
I’ve just been chatting with our neighbours just back their hideaway in France for a week or so.
The froglès are taking the p eye ss about our shortage of tomatoes and veg.
I told them to tell their own neighbours we don’t have a shortage of vegetables. Westminster and Whitehall are full of them.
Nice one.
Aaahhhh …. those dim, distant days when the West had real leaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjE080TGEEk
Oh yes.
Without giving anything away, I think the Oirish native johnny knew he’d knocked on and hadn’t scored. His face as he “touched down” gave away his feelings…
You mean O’Johnny from O’Auckland?
Saki’s distant relative.
Moh and I travelled 12 miles to the huge B+Q in Poole this morning.
The weather is very chilly.
The store was very busy, loads of people zigzagging with big trolleys loaded up with timber and paint , and swish radiators which look so impractical, not the sort of radiators you can air clothes on .
We were looking at prices of replacement Velux windows , bathroom taps ,front door knockers , ours is badly corroded.. the ones we looked at were rubbish, so we will search on line .
We were amazed to see the display of goods for out door entertaining .. including huge jacuzzis and verandeh furniture , including pizza ovens … WHAT?
I don’t want to be a killjoy, but I HATE BBqs.. and all the fiddling around warding off flies and wasps etc.
Food prepared indoors but eaten outside is preferable .. , Moh and sons like stuff outside , it is a male thing , isn’t it .. fiddling with food on a BBQ is a rite of passage for them .. too much meat for my liking .
Food prepared over hot charcoal tastes different to food prepared in a frying pan; likewise, roasted veg, and fish wrapped in foil with butter & scrummy stuff). We even have a pizza stone to prepare propoer pizza in a real pizza overn, not the electric one under the grill. It’s so much better, and doesn’t happen so often, so a bit special because of that. The burning off of dripped fat… Yum! And the washing up is easier, too.
Wasps I can’t help with. Maybe you have a nest close by? Or sit in the Ohio-sized plume of smoke from the barbie warming up?
Love meat cooked on the barbie -me! Chicken is really good.
“Food prepared over hot charcoal tastes different” Yeah, right. Disgusting!!
I do like Bbq’d fish and prawns .
I’ve told you before, Maggie-nificent, you hate barbecues because you’ve never had a proper one.😘
Gareth RobertsGareth Roberts
Is ‘woke’ dead?
25 February 2023, 8:00am
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Uppernorwood
7 hours ago edited
This whole analysis completely fails to understand the point that wokeness is being pushed by a minority who have strategically captured all the institutions.
The public at large never supported it, so when they is a democratic measurement such as sales of a video game or tickets to see Top Gun, this suggests wokeness has no power.
But the civil service, education establishment, museums, arts councils, tv and film studios, NHS, BBC, local councils and others are all highly woke at management level. Even most HR functions in private companies are woke.
This is about 5% of the population at most, but they dictate 90% of the cultural and social decisions in the country.
For example, a London Museum might have thousands of members, and hundreds of thousands of visitors each year, virtually none of whom support woke destruction of the cultural treasures held within. But the half a dozen or so people who actually control what goes on at the museum are woke, or at least cave in to the minority who put pressure on them. This won’t change as the decision making is not done democratically.
How is that Spectator columnists still don’t understand this?
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/is-woke-dead/
Quite. Nicely put.
The all-pervasive accent and attitude of Common Purpose spreading its evil miasma across most organisations.
https://twitter.com/wylphen/status/1628814488655826953
Well , who can argue with that?
I wish the last 35 years hadn’t happened. NpoBlair, no Brown, no scum trying to overturn democracy, no mass expansion of welfare, no gimmigrant criminals, streets not flood with savages, girs not raped by pakistani paedophile muslims, no Khan, no scum mandelson.
1000 upticks.
But you miss off those two useless turds Cameron and Campbell.
Every single time,every single issue Tice and Reform fail the sniff test
https://twitter.com/propudore/status/1629519213315457028?t=L32vDBEBw00f-XDXyroT3A&s=19
Just another NWO squirrel,fake Tories to split any opposition vote
Added to which, his No 2 is wedded to compulsory covid vaccination for CHILDREN…..
David Bull? He’s completely against it!
Well, the deputy leader. ONe of them was banging on about it last week.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=does+david+bull+back+childrens+covid+vax&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari
He is the deputy leader. He’s a pain, but he’s always been against it!
There is some other fuckwit, then. I don’t know their names, because I have no interest in their stupid party. But SOME BIGWIG was in the press last week (or the last few weeks) insisting that his party would demand compulsory vaccination for children.
Agree completely.
Cambridge blocked white students from applying for one of its postgraduate courses
The university since confirmed to The Telegraph it had reversed its position after concerns had been raised.
By Ewan Somerville
25 February 2023 • 4:00pm
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Bob Davey
53 MIN AGO
Pure and unadulterated racism for which they should be prosecuted.
Eden Krane
1 HR AGO
Why weren’t these racists given the sack? Cambridge used to renowned for its intellectual excellence, but now it seems to be a hotbed of racists!
Steven Gentle
1 MIN AGO
If I put on some black-face and sing “just stole a car – don’t need to buy a car” to the tune of the irritating TV ad will I stand a chance?
Only if you do the even more irritating dance along with the singing!
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiPoISum7H9AhVQSEEAHb_0BK0QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyUEY-7gcj_8&usg=AOvVaw3z4Y-ICXxOaX2-8qSMAWx-
Waaaheey, I’s a just sold dat car I done stolen.
While he might have sold it, did he own it originally?
What do you fink? 🤔
A student was prevented from joining a course because they were white?
I don’t understand this world. The Left have always been bitter, intolerant racists but this is absurd. Chances are though, the student won’t get any support or legal recourse.
This is an example of the reason why I no longer donate to the university.
Gorra link to dat, mite?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/02/25/cambridge-blocked-white-students-applying-one-postgraduate-courses/
Yawns – a lot of pointless (pun intended) kicking at yer Cardiff.
The two matches are chalk and cheese.
However, on the positive side England don’t kick every time they get the ball and they actually pass it more, rather than use the heffalumps to try to smash the other heffalumps.
Boring, though – and as for those endless scrums……(nods off)
That last one started at 39:17 and the ball was eventually fed in just before the clock went red.
Dreadful waste of playing time.
Too soon I did spoke, they naturally reverted to type.
If this continues I hope they don’t get beyond the group stage of the world cup.
A major clear out of players and coaching staff is required.
The forgotten British dishes that are worth resurrecting
This zero-waste fish soup, slow-cooked beer-braised beef and forgotten fruit pudding deserve a place on your table
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/columnists/forgotten-british-dishes-worth-resurrecting/
Do try to read the comments … The blinking censor has been busy cancelling out Spotted Dick and Faggots etc
The comments are still an enjoyable read . What a pity I am still banned from commenting on the DT
I thought faggots were small sticks for kindling.
371552+ up ticks,
Evening Lotl,
Me thinking they were politicians.
Faggots, peas and mash, memories from childhood!! But I do a beer-braised beef during winter months so that is not forgotten.
Oop north, faggots are known as savoury ducks.
“…faggots are known as savoury, ducks.” Note punctuation!!
Good evening, Dame Edna- another encore? ;-)))
Who told you I had left the forum? Certainly not me. I await your hand-written apology…!!
I’ll get me quill.
Just grovelling will do!!
Just so you and all others know- I do not grovel to anyone; never have and never will.
Hmmm. Time for a bit of humility (posted after I had left for the evening…!!)
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2023/02/25/TELEMMGLPICT000326802150_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpeg?imwidth=640
On for a few seconds and they get England caps.
What a shit-show.
Poortvleit seems to have caught a bad dose of Ben-Youngs-Disease….
He started well, so I assume the message came from on high…
Oh God…..!!
That’s what I said too…
This report is 10 days old..
Deep breaths ..
https://twitter.com/RealNatalieRowe/status/1625941169057280000
Oleta Adams.
I am now leaving for the day – having been reduced to tears by LotL’s cruel comment!! (Not really…)
One good match – one dire one. At least both were clean and reasonably well refereed. One question – since they were allowed to put the ball in crooked, has the “defending” pack ever won the ball by hooking?
Have a smooth evening.
A demain.
A foreign language to me, Bill. Is a crooked hooker at a ball a dishonest prostitute at a party?
Nice one, I was trying to come up with something pithy but you beat me to it!!
By this time on a Saturday we are all a bit pithy;-)
Erk! You noticed… Hic!
I don’t mince my words.
We are having a few drinks- it’s been a good day. My husband is home and doing well. He made himself an Asian soup today ( with Kimchi so strong wind warning.) He was able to stand unaided to take down the kitchen clock so we could change the battery and then walk to rehang it. He seems to be doing much better and, for that, I am truly thankful.
Excellent, Ann!
Worth a wee celebration – approaching normality.
BTW, I like the use of Kimchi. Sauerkraut with flavour! I ate a whole jar not too long ago, still not forgiven 🙁
and the family disapprove my choosing Lasagne & sauerkraut for dinner yesterday, but it is fabulous!
I expect we could hear your posterior blasts and you could probably hear my husband’s. Thank goodness our immediate neighbours are somewhat deaf 😉
I heard that! Pardon?
I don’t mince my words.
Eyup, iss’tha from Yowkshire, lass?
🙂
Sarf Lunnon, innit.
Oh God, like SWMBO.
We’re doomed.
;-))
So glad to hear that, Ann, will raise our glasses of wine tonight when we have salmon with roasted veg. Now how are you bearing up? Take care.
Had a quiet day today- got a few little jobs done, a lot of reading and I slept in until 9. Am still somewhat weary but it’s better today!
You should be kind to that Ann lady. She seems nice, and needs to be cut some slack, so she doesn’t get totally worn out. Let the lady have some time off now and then…
I am being kind to me …a few glasses of Pinot and I made myself some pasta with broc and mushrooms. Nice. The main difference is that I am relaxed because this week is over.
Good plan!
;-))
Yeahbut don’t forget it’s not even tea time here! I know, you don’t like tea ;-))
You’re right- horrible stuff 😉
Tea is good at teatime – at least, tea without milk.
Have to have a splash of milk, with a McVities digestive biscuit of course!
Jaffa cakes for me, and absolutely no milk. ruins the flavour, and if the flavour needs ruined, then the tea isn’t worth drinking.
Sorry. Rude bugger, me.
Trust you, Sue 🙂 !
It was a day of two Farrells.
Andy Farrell is currently the best coach in the world.
Owen Farrell is currently a not-fit-for-purpose No10 (or 12).
Andy Farrell, who the pink-gin soaked old farts at the RFU refused to have as England coach (League connections), has turned Ireland into the top team on the planet.
Owen Farrell, who can do no wrong in the eyes of the same RFU farts, missed five out of six kicks and played like a clown.
We only want the blokes we like, Grizz. Not those who can cut the mustard. That would curdle the port…
A Farrell was pretty useless. What is the point of bringing on new players with only a couple of minutes left?
Experience (brief, but even so) and a cap.
At the time it was done, it would appear that a player could get 100 caps and never touch the ball!
If the player has a few minutes on the pitch I think they receive an extra payment known as a ‘Match Bonus’.
Owen was the pride and joy of St George’s school at Harpenden.
I’ll bet he’s not very happy this evening.
But a win is a win at the end of the day.
Owen Farrell, we’ll past his sell by date.
I have never rated him with his childish attitude. Like father like son, not.
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Successfully managed to split an infinitive, too 🙂
We wrote this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbekLBFgCmQ
Never saw that coming.
SIR – I am not fussy about what kind of bread my bacon sandwich is made from (Letters, February 24), but I have to have vinegar on it.
Is this a peculiarly Welsh thing?
Colin Drury
Dinas Powys, Glamorgan
What?? Vinegar? Daft bugger!
Yuuuk.
If he’s not even fussy about bread, let alone putting vinegar on it, the bloke is baching.
The only thing I put malt vinegar on is mushy peas.
Mmm sounds nice. I like it on cucumber.
Ah, I don’t like cucumber. Love the smell but can’t stand it otherwise.
I must confess it’s not my favourite. Smells great but tastes of nothing. Hence the vinegar!!!
I tasted cue for breakfast last week in Morocco. It was superb. The original fruit as opposed to tte supermarket brand.
I didn’t much like tomatoes till o had them in a greek salad on one of the islands, many years ago. Proper tomatoes are delicious
Homemade salad dressing here. Oh, and the occasional marinade.
Vinegar is good for indigestion. It is also a component of brown sauce.
Not off to bed, but off for the rest of the evening.
I’ve Just had another terrible half hour coughing fit. It leaves me with a bit of a headache.
Tomorrow is another day. 😏
Oof!
My sympathies… take it easy, man.
Take care, Eddy.
Don’t forget that spoonful of honey Eddy.
Goodnight and God bless, Gentlefolk. I’m hoping for good sleep tonight.
Goodnight, Tom. Sleep well.
Yahoo! Raise a glass, which I am sure most of you have handy! Guess who walked across the room just now and back with no walker or stick? The creature lives, it walks! Oh god, what an improvement!!
If that physio turns up next week, he will probably have my husband galloping around the grass at the front.
Great to hear
That’s wonderful! You must be both so chuffed!
What a man! Terrific news all round!
And he’s just gone to the loo unaided as well. I am so hopeful that we are over the worst.
Great news! What a super weekend for you both.
That is tremendous news, Ann! Well done that man. Unfortunately, I’ve given up alcohol for Lent (after my thoughts about the rectorette I really have to mortify the flesh!) but I’ll raise a glass of ginger beer 🙂
Have a word with Oscar- maybe he could help you mortify your flesh a little ;-))
He has been really good today. As soon as I reached for my coat he went and lay by the back door ready to have his lead put on! He is Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
Evening, all. Who is going to punish the Ukie leaders for their assault on the Russians of the Donbas?
Strange how the MEEJAH have forgotten about that.
Good evening by the way.
The Meejah have avowed a different point of view for years, Conners . . .
Its been erased from history. So.. no one
Right, after an emergency removal of the toilet pan, replacement of a couple of lengths of floorboard and refitting of aforesaid toilet pan, I’m now bathed and ready for bed.
G’night all.
Goodnight Y’all. A nice and encouraging day here at Lake Lodge.
Sleep well.
371552+ up ticks,
Stick to the same voting pattern and our politico’s will fight this tooth & nail.
https://twitter.com/SattyMootien1/status/1629445307476983810?s=20
That it should have to come to this. Bonkers.
Goodnight, all.
Watching the cricket. Anyone else do Wordle today?
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Bogey 5 …
Good night, chums. Sleep well. See you all tomorrow, DV.
Good morning all – Sunday’s new page is here.
‘Morning Geoff, and thank you! Couldn’t you sleep?
Thank you and Good Morning.
Good morning Geoff,
Cold bright morning here .