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Good Morning all
Dark and cloudy
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He forgot to put masks on the waiting staff.
Still, it’s not a cartoon if it’s too realistic.
My first thought, but he must have wanted to portray the expression of Joe Public’s disapproval I presume.
True, but the portrait does it too.
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Morning, all Y’all!
🙂
Dark as the inside of a Cabinet Minister. Up to +11C forecast until the end of the weekend, when it’ll go to below freezing again. Apparently.
Frosty start here.
‘Morning All
#ConvidClownWorld
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Very apposite- especially the Peanuts one.
Very apposite- especially the Peanuts one.
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Wry Modern Life…….
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Thanks, Rik, nicked for ar5ebook.
Sadly all too true – many of the comments on Twatter criticising Boris and SAGE attract hordes of brainwashed trolls of the “so where’s your medical degree” type [or in some cases “where’s you’re medical degree”].
Awkward Silence…………
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OK,cuppa tea,pumped bilges,bacon sarnie back to bed later all
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Good Morning Folks,
Cold start, off to thrash a few balls about
Morning everyone.
Good morning, everyone.
BTL@DTletters
John Kirby
Could this be the end of “Carrie on Westminster”?
Let;s hope so.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
But does that mean that every silver lining has a cloud?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1481347095416217603
No let up for PM as new poll reveals massive Labour lead. 13 January 2022.
And a new opinion poll showing a massive slump in Tory support and a ten-point lead for Labour – the party’s biggest lead since December 2013 – will spread terror through Conservative ranks.
As well as confirming recent polls suggesting six in 10 voters think Mr Johnson should resign, the poll by YouGov for The Times – conducted before the PM’s apology – suggests Labour support is 38% (+1), Conservatives 28% (-5) and Lib Dems 13% (+3)
Cheers of despair all round!
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-chancellor-fails-to-back-the-pm-as-new-poll-reveals-massive-labour-lead-12514672
Ah, can we expect a ‘Night of the long
knivesCovid’?Morning Minty and all.
The Government is now facing a much bigger comeuppance for sucking up to followers of the Green Planet with its overambitious targets of Net Zero policies exemplified by the opposition by both farmers and businesses to Greater Manchester’s Clean Air Zone:
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-bosses-plan-pause-22719457
Post pandemic, the UK now needs to have a break from punitive green charges to start recovering its GDP.
Colin and Ernie support the the protest:
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/taxi-protests-thousands-angry-social-22717148
Johnson & Co’s dismissive behaviour of the “pandemic” throws a light on the fraud that it has been from the start. If Johnson is forced out how hard will his successor’s job be to lie in an attempt to convince the people that it really isn’t a fraud and that restrictions will be re-imposed?
For many, the last two years of blatant lying, incompetence, U-turns and incomprehensible rules e.g. the ban on sitting on a park bench, have been more than enough. A new Tory leader will have to build trust, be seen to be telling the truth and get the Country back on its feet and the people back to work. Any attempt at clamping down will mean lying and will fail with many people. Does such a Tory exist? If the answer is a likely no then the Tory party is doomed and the Country may well follow.
Starmer and his party’s stance of even harsher measures, even as the truth about the “pandemic” and the failure of all of the “vaccines” appears, will not be welcome. He and his party’s pathetic performance as an Opposition casts severe doubt on its ability to govern.
Summary: we’re deep in the brown smelly stuff.
“Starmer and his party’s stance of even harsher measures” – the Holier than Thou principle. It might well work, since most of the world, the unthinking part, seems to be so terrified of the virus that they welcome the risk of death or imprisonment to possibly avoid it. Crazed teacher friend is a god example, stating the billions of Brits have died of it without considering “where are all the bodies?”
Good morning Norway.
As the plague progressed across Spain, the newspapers published daily figures showing the number of people in UCI (intensive care), the fatalities and also the recoveries; IIRC the British press did not list the recoveries.
It is easier to fool people than to persuade them that they have been fooled.
The rage of those who were taken in by two years of lies and incessant propaganda will far outstrip that of cynics who disbelieved the government’s message right from the start.
It is easier to fool people than to persuade them that they have been fooled.
The rage of those who were taken in by two years of lies and incessant propaganda will far outstrip that of cynics who disbelieved the government’s message right from the start.
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Morning all
There’s no way back for a PM seen to have flouted his own perverse rules
SIR – That a group of people who work together every day under severe stress should want to gather outside their place of work on a warm spring evening to enjoy a glass of wine or two together is nothing to remark on.
The problem is that they did so at Downing Street when the lockdown fanatics and misguided modellers had persuaded the Government to make such gatherings – as well as a host of other perfectly normal activities – criminal offences. The police had been unleashed at their most bullying to enforce these laws with heavy fines.
The Prime Minister needs to accept that the buck stops with him. If he cannot understand the sense of hurt and betrayal that these revelations engender in so many people forced to surrender their most basic liberties for almost two years, then he must resign.
Brian Gedalla
London N3
SIR – At Prime Minister’s Questions, Boris Johnson justified his attendance at the Downing Street gathering by asserting that he’d considered it to be a “work event”. Has there ever been a Prime Minister quite so shameless?
Tim Coles
Carlton, Bedfordshire
SIR – The constant cry from the Prime Minister and his team is to “wait for the outcome of the inquiry”.
They are clearly pure metropolitans, as the rest of us know that the grass is far too short at this time of year to cover anything kicked into it. The anger over the arrogance at the heart of this Government will not subside.
Tim Hadland
Northampton
SIR – Though I didn’t attend any parties, I certainly didn’t obey the letter of the law during the various lockdowns. Nor, I’m sure, did millions of others.
I detect more than a whiff of hypocrisy in the current witch hunt of the Prime Minister.
David Tomlinson
Diss, Norfolk
SIR – In May 2020, I also attended an outdoor event, with many people from other households, where we remained socially distant and brought our own bottles. It was the 75th Anniversary of VE Day and most people on our road took part.
Unlike the Downing Street event, however, we hadn’t all been working together indoors for the rest of the day.
The thing to which most people object was the ban on people being with loved ones when they were dying. That was a terrible mistake but, I would suggest, a separate issue – though I can understand why those affected link the two.
Tim Potten
Poole, Dorset
SIR – As a former civil servant I have to say that, at any time until the year of my retirement in 1997, had I had an alcoholic drink while working at my desk it is likely that I would have been dismissed on the spot.
D S Sykes
Stockport, Cheshire
Brian Gedalla: “ The Prime Minister needs to accept that the buck stops with him. If he cannot understand the sense of hurt and betrayal that these revelations engender in so many people forced to surrender their most basic liberties for almost two years, then he must resign.”
No, Mr Gedalla, the Prime Minister must simply resign.
Good morning, all. Sort of sunny start but hard frost.
Same here – nice clear sky.
Triumphant rescue
SIR – I owned a Triumph Herald convertible (Letters, January 12) in the 1960s and it was the envy of the villagers, including the local shop owner who was always begging me to take him for a ride in it. “One day, one day, Mr Smith,” I said.
Some months later I visited the shop, only to find his wife in shock and despair because he had cut his hand severely on the bacon slicer. “Get in,” I said to him, indicating my Triumph outside. “I’ll take you for your ride.”
I drove at top speed to the casualty department at the local hospital, while pressuring his wound with one hand.
He never asked me for a ride again.
Joan Gurney
Colchester, Essex
SIR – My first car, in 1965, was a 1958 Ford Anglia 100E. It never seemed to go at more than 55 mph, but had one unnerving characteristic.
The windscreen wipers were powered by vacuum from the engine, which diminished as more power was applied. This meant that the harder the engine worked, the slower the wipers went. Driving uphill, against the wind, in the rain, they tended to stop completely.
Mike Westmorland
Penrith , Cumbria
SIR – When I bought my first car (a 1200 Beetle) the salesman told me it had a heater that would boil an egg.
Soon after, I undertook a long journey from Yorkshire to see David Bowie at the Empire Pool. The car didn’t have a fitted radio so I took a transistor radio, which had a plastic case, and put it in the passenger footwell, close to the heater vent.
Sure enough, after 250 miles with the heater on, the radio had formed a gooey plastic mess on the mat.
Tony Tudor
Southport, Lancashire
Dear oh dear Mr Westmorland, my first car was a 1957 Ford Anglia 100E which I bought from a friend of my father. It had electric wipers and a 4 speed synchro gearbox. I suppose the fact the friend was a car mechanic who worked in the local Jaguar dealer may have had a small part in that. Sad to say my Ford Anglia did not perform any better than yours though.
Edited. The model was a 100E not a 105E. That pleasure was my second car.
But they’d fitted electric wipers by then so they were better in the rain!.
Apologies, I have now corrected my original post, it was a 100E Ford Prefect Side Valve vehicle. The Anglia 105E was its replacement.
I shared my mother’s Morris Minor with a divided windscreen – the predecessor of the Minor 1,000. The first car that I actually bought with my own money was a 1948 Triumph Roadster 1800 which looked fantastic but had a pretty poor performance.
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Moh had an old Ford Anglia 100E when he was accepted into Dartmouth BRNC , he commenced there in 1964, and drove all the way from Southampton . The journey took him forever, and had no heater and the windscreen wipers were useless. Thank goodness for travel warrants and the train !
The car survived and by the time we met each other in 1968 , the radiator was full of porridge and the car was almost glued together , it creaked and groaned and was very uncomfortable .
I bet it creaked and groaned!
My brother had a Ford “sit up and beg” that had the same arrangement for the wipers. We lived on a hill, so frequently the wipers were at a standstill.
‘Morning, Peeps.
Interesting DT article on electric vehicles charging but, as usual, the BTL comments are rather more revealing. Needless to say, my efficient diesel-powered car will remain with me for some considerable time yet – and the prospect of doing so is improving daily with the imminent disappearance of Mrs Johnson! Anyone thinking of purchasing an EV, read on…
The hidden costs of charging an electric car at home
It’s cheaper and more convenient to charge an EV at your property using a wallbox – but it’s not always as easy as you think
By
James Foxall
12 January 2022 • 12:30pm
One of the major appeals of electric-only driving is the ability to “refuel” at home. But in the pursuit of this, some car owners will need to have their property dug up to fit charging points. Others might have to pay a hefty price to upgrade their electricity supply to cope with the demands of chargers.
Meanwhile car dealers are receiving financial incentives to sell charging points that may not be the best. They’re not telling electric vehicle (EV) buyers about cheaper smart energy tariffs either. And if you can’t charge at home, don’t expect local authorities to help.
Here are half a dozen home charging hitches hitting EV buyers.
Home charging points to get more expensive
The Electric Vehicle Homecharging Scheme (EVHS) is designed to cut the cost of installing a charging point by up to 75 per cent of the installation cost, to a maximum of £350. Up to October 2021, it had been responsible for 189,815 domestic charging points. However, the EVHS comes to an end on 31 March 2022.
Not only will installing EV home chargers become more expensive, charge point installer Bedson said: “It will result in unsafe installations. People will just get their normal electricians, who don’t have specialist knowledge, to install them.
“We still need the grant. By the time they’re fitted, most charging points cost between £1,000 and £1,100. Most people can’t afford that on top of a new car. I’ve had at least one customer say they’ll use an extension lead rather than have a charging point installed.”
There may be some digging
Telegraph reader John Ball from Bradley Stoke, Bristol, knew his neighbour was installing a home charging point for his electric Mini. Ball didn’t bank on his own drive being dug up to accommodate someone else’s new EV.
The reason he couldn’t use his own drive for 10 days was that his house is on a “loop”. This means a single mains cable connects one house to the grid. Up to six other properties then branch off this one. To accommodate an electric car charging point, each property must have its own mains grid access.
Randolph Brazier is director of electricity systems for the Energy Networks Association (ENA), which is responsible for the National Grid. He told us: “This was a way of costcutting when the electricity supply was nationalised. If we came across a looped supply, we would unloop them for free. We then reinstate any garden, path or drive that’s been disrupted.”
The tab for this work, usually needed on terraced or rural properties, is picked up by all of us, using the 23 per cent of our electricity bill that goes towards network costs.
Your existing electricity system might not cope
Before you have a home charging unit installed, your property’s electrics may need upgrading to cope. Consumer organisation Citizens’ Advice said: “Sometimes consumers need additional unforeseen actions. Some will be free to the individual; others will be directly charged to the consumer and could be relatively expensive (thousands of pounds).”
Charge point installer Simon Bedson from government-accredited contractor Sussex Charge Points added: “I’ve heard of people saying they’ve had their whole consumer unit replaced, which will cost £650 to £700.”
Car dealers have incentives to sell certain chargers
When you buy a new EV, there’s every chance the dealer will also try to sell you a home charging point.
In an extensive report, the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) said: “We have seen internal documents showing that EV manufacturers and dealerships are entering into preferred partnership agreements with charge point operators. This means that the preferred operators’ charge points are recommended over other options, and sales staff can be financially incentivised to sell charge points from certain operators. Therefore, there is a risk that people are not adequately informed of the full range of options.”
Installer Bedson confirmed: “As long as it’s got the right connector, you can choose any charge point you want. But I’ve heard stories of car dealers saying whatever it takes about home charging points to get a sale through.”
Smart tariffs not mentioned
To prepare for the future, the government insisted that charging points, part-paid for by the Electric Vehicle Homecharging Scheme (EVHS), had to be smart. This enables consumers to take advantage of special EV tariffs by charging when electricity prices are low, at night for example.
But they can only benefit from these tariffs if they know about them. Charlie Cook, founder of comparison site RightCharge, said: “We recently asked 91 EV drivers the following question: ‘Did whoever you bought your car from introduce you to the concept of off-peak/smart tariffs?’ Of those 91 drivers, every respondent said ‘No’.”
Local authorities don’t want to know
The ENA says 40 per cent of UK drivers don’t have off-street parking. And the latest English Housing Survey states just over a third (36 per cent) of housing in the UK is rented. How many tenants will want to pay for a charging point?
They will mainly rely on local authority-supplied charging points. The CMA said: “Local authorities play a crucial role in this segment to drive forward immediate roll-out and maximise competition.” To smooth their path, the government is providing charging point subsidies in the form of grant funding that local authorities can apply for.
But no one seems to have told the local authorities about this. Councillor Martin Tett from the Local Government Association said: “We do not anticipate that councils either want, or need, to become the long-term default provider for electric vehicle charge points.” According to the CMA, a third of available charging point funding has gone unspent.
It could be a bumpy ride
A wholesale change of something as fundamental as how we fuel our cars was never going to be easy. Randolph Brazier from the ENA reassured us that the grid has capacity to cope. But he stressed that, unlike some of the examples above, the switch needs to be done in a connected and smart way.
“If we don’t, we could be in for a bumpy ride,” he said.
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And now for some of the BTLs:
William Tell
17 HRS AGO
The evidence for NOT buying an EV is stacking up.
Technology will in the relatively short term ensure emissions from petrol and diesel fuelled vehicles will be very close to if not actually zero. The massive reserves this planet has of coal, oil and gas will continue to ensure that the price of these consumer fuels will remain very competitive. So the question that has to be asked is why the Government plus the other main political parties are hell-bent on outlawing the use fossil fuelled vehicles and fossil fuelled sources of energy in this country. You can be certain this will not be the case in the USA, China, Brazil , Russia and India, who will be our main economic competitors..
Geoff Be
16 HRS AGO
We may be able to generate enough electricity, but not distribute at street level. The existing local infrastructure supports about 10kWh of electricity per house per day, a large diversity factor is assumed(not everyone is boiling the kettle or tumble drying at the same time). Now with electric vehicles, as people arrive home in the evening plug in and start charging . NOT POSSIBLE. not enough capacity both generation and local distribution. Hence the The Electric Vehicle Smart Charge Regulations coming into force June 2022, The plan is to only allow vehicle charging when power is available, which will be generally after midnight, It seems you can override this in an emergency, but It would be at a very high price, and additionally this electricity can be taxed at a high rate to make up for the loss of fuel duty. Of course you could bypass all this and just plug an extension lead into a 13Amp socket. Another unworkable scheme from the government!!! If you are thinking of buying an electric vehicle, I would wait another year and see how the new regulations go.
Grey Sky
15 HRS AGO
40+ million vehicles on the UK roads (RAC).
Looking forward to finding out how solar & wind will keep these 40+ million vehicles moving once we are all forced to switch over to EVs and fossil fuels are banished?
Renewables can’t even consistently keep the lights on or homes in heat, as fossil fuels are the primary power contributor to the National Grid, with nuclear, imports, then renewables following presently.
With the UK abandoning decades of cheap energy from shale gas, natural gas, oil & coal for Net Zero whilst importing these fossil fuels at massive expense, the eco-loons have destroyed our energy security.
Madness.
Bob Pugh
13 HRS AGO
Yup. Today the grid was 50% fossil 30% renewables and the ballance largely nuclear. When you consider how awfull the efficiency of electricity is at point of use, an ev using electricity produced by burning gas in a powerstation is as poor or worse than a well designed ic car. Gas fired powerstations dump about 50% of thier energy to cooling systems and the electricity grid chews up between 8 and 15% so the electricity at the socket accounts for 35 – 42% of the fuel burn in the power station. The ev is then 80-90% efficient from the charging socket so the ev is 28-38% fuel efficient power-station to road. This is only slightly better than a good diesel engine and a diesel car will literally weigh a ton less so the real benefits are negligable to non existant.
(Edited. Apologies, somehow most of the BTLs were pasted, now removed.)
Firstborn had a company car on loan to use to drive to a training course. It’s a plug-in hybrid, and apart from being filled with useless gimmicky gadgets, had the most appalling MPG, at least 3 times worse than his Brother’s Golf Diesel, and twice as bad as my Tiguan automatic diesel. Something to do with a suboptimal engine solution and carting around a shedload of batteries. LIkely also that there isn’t a direct mechanical connection between diesel engine and the road wheels, but that the diesel drives an alternator taht boh charges the battery as well as driving the traction motor.
Morning HJ, people are really thick if they purchase an expensive item without first doing some homework on it.
I have already something in mind when the car is renewed by an EV. Below is what I have in mind, perfect for Mrs VVOF, she can supply a vehicle recharge whilst still sat down peeling potatoes or whilst doing the ironing to keep the shirts crease free.
I will now take cover from certain lady Nottlers.
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Good man, you know it makes sense!
You can run but you can’t hide….we’ll find you;-)
🥸 I will have to stay in disguise.
Looks a bit of a dust trap.
Does that mean I have to buy her a feather duster as well?
You can be certain this will not be the case in Malawi, Paraguay, Tuvalu, or Tajikistan, who will be our main economic competitors.
There you go, Mr Tell, a reality check.
The whole point of electric cars has absolutely nothing to do with the environment; it is simply about controlling the plebs by pricing them off the roads and keeping them immobile.
Good morning all from a chilly Derbyshire. -2½°C on the yard thermometer and very grey as it gets lighter.
Good morning, BoB. How did you get on with your retaining wall building yesterday? Today will also be dry so I reckon you could continue the work.
Had to go into Matlock and by the time I got back there was not enough time to do anything, so did some much needed bramble pulling instead.
Today I had to do a ciggie run to the Hospital for Stepson, so also did a couple of hours cleaning his flat.
Any chance of you doing the same for me? (Cleaning the house, that is, I don’t smoke so don’t need any ciggies.) Lol.
Rearrange into a well known phrase or saying:-
Off; Bugger
Good morning, BoB. You are Bruce Forsyth on “Beat The Clock” and I claim my five bob postal order. Lol.
Cold here too. 1.6C at 9.50am… And Feb is usually our coldest month so we aren’t there yet… Down to 1.3C at 8am.
0’c here. It is offically cold.
344132+ up ticks,
Morning Each,
Thursday 13 January: There’s no way back for a PM seen to have flouted his own perverse rules
Kettle,pot,black, the majority of the herd are guilty of the same, every opportunity to vote, they break into a stampede and head for the cliff edge, at the gallop to vote in to keep out, NO heed of consequences,party first.
The lab/lib/con are a same,same, COALITION.
ALL in the name of phony party’s, replacement of the genuine one’s that has been DEFUNCT for nigh on four decades.
These odious political carpetbaggers are once again IMO playing a blinder the fat turk is in burnout mode but is still a deflection unit ALL eyes on the party goers whilst the DOVER campaign and I believe an air armada are continuing unabated.
I am really beginning to believe that the English peoples in the majority do NOT want a Country but have a need more for the solace of an all found asylum,( an institution for the care of people who are mentally ill)
344132+ up ticks,
Tis that bloody ex leader knuckle dragging ,fruitcake of the real UKIP again, truthspreading,
https://twitter.com/AgainBraine/status/1481543279149735941
The French Connection 2?
344132+ up ticks,
Morning T5,
The “deal” is the umbilical tie.
That’s brilliant!
344132+ up ticks,
Just another failure in a long line of failures,
https://twitter.com/boblister_poole/status/1481543188456300544
Good morning, ogga
I see that Robert Stapleford is still down voting you. I wonder if indeed RS is actually our champion down voter, Jennifer SP, who has transed.
As I said in another post, the MSM is speculating about other members of the existing government replacing Johnson but in my view they should be looking at the back benchers.
344132+ up ticks,
R,
In my book they do not get to be back benchers in waiting to move up,
unless they are of the same ilk as the hierarchy.
Is there a single MP of whom you actually approve?
344132+ up ticks,
R,
NO, NO,& NO,
An opened eyed view of the Country’s deterioration over the last three plus decades confirms for me my eyesight is 20/20.
Please don’t knock our Jen, who is a tough, petite Glaswegian who clearly has a deep understanding of agricultural matters.
Often I am almost tempted to down-vote those comments which casually advocate violence or cross some line about prejudices.
Not everyone understands that ‘downvoting’ messes up the total of ‘upvotes’.
You must be the only one not savaged by the Scottish beastie.
Some of her information was made up though. I saw that on at least two occasions. I just didn’t want to get into an argument about it.
344132+ up ticks,
R,
In my view they should ALL be looking at political unemployment.
A down vote without justification is to be ignored, as they clearly couldn’t present a rational argument.
Steerpike
Full list: the Tories calling for Boris to go
13 January 2022, 8:10am
Boris Johnson is now facing the gravest peril of his premiership. Public anger over his decision to attend a garden party in May 2020 shows no sign of abating, with Labour leader Keir Starmer calling for his resignation. Conservative MPs have started to break cover to publicly join those calls, amid rising concern about what Johnson’s survival means for their electoral prospects. Mr S will be keeping tabs on the number of MPs and MSPs below…
1. Sir Roger Gale MP: ‘Enough is enough, a red line has been crossed’
2. Will Wragg MP: ‘A series of unforced errors are deeply damaging to the perception of the party. The Prime Minister’s position is untenable.’
3. Douglas Ross MP: ‘I don’t want to be in this position, but I am in this position now, where I don’t think he can continue as leader of the Conservatives.’
4. Caroline Nokes MP: ‘He’s damaging us now, he’s damaging the entire Conservative brand’
5. Jackson Carlaw MSP
6. Liz Smith MSP
7. Murdo Fraser MSP
8. Craig Hoy MSP
9. Douglas Lumsden MSP
10. Tess White MSP
11. Finlay Carson MSP
12. Sharon Dowey MSP
13. Meghan Gallacher MSP
14. Stephen Kerr MSP
15. Jeremy Balfour MSP
16. Miles Briggs MSP
17. Alex Burnett MSP
18. Donald Cameron MSP
19. Russell Findlay MSP
20. Maurice Golden MSP
21. Rachael Hamilton MSP
22. Liam Kerr MSP
23. Douglas Lumsden MSP
24. Sue Webber MSP
25. Annie Wells MSP
26. Brian Whittle MSP
27. Jamie Johnston MSP
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An0nymousBosch • 14 hours ago
His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
While journalists are obsessed by Boris Johnson’s garden, it’s transpired today that Sir Jeremy Farrar, a member of SAGE, colluded with Dr Anthony Fauci, the US Chief Medical Advisor, to cover up the fact that COVID-19 leaked from a Chinese laboratory.
That London’s journalists consider one of these two events to be a “scandal”, but not the other, suggests we need to scrap the UK media and start re-recruiting journalists from scratch.
Vindice • 14 hours ago • edited
In which case I might keep tabs of my own. I’ll make a start here:
1. Roger Gale – Remain
2. Will Wragg – Brexit
3. Douglas Ross – Remain
4. Jackson Carlaw – Remain
5. Liz Smith – Remain
6. Murdo Fraser – Remain
7. Craig Hoy – ?
8. Douglas Lumsden – ?
9. Tess White – ?
10. Finlay Carson – Remain
11. Sharon Dowey – ?
12. Meghan Gallacher –
13. Stephen Kerr MSP – Remain
14. Jeremy Balfour MSP – Remain
15. Miles Briggs MSP – Remain
16. Alex Burnett MSP – Remain
17. Donald Cameron MSP – Remain
18. Russell Findlay MSP
19. Maurice Golden MSP – Remain
20. Rachael Hamilton MSP – Remain
21. Liam Kerr MSP – Remain
22. Douglas Lumsden MSP *** 2nd appearance on the list? ***
23. Sue Webber MSP
24. Annie Wells MSP – Remain
25. Brian Whittle MSP – Remain
26. Jamie Johnston MSP
27. Caroline Nokes MP – Extreme Remain
Good morning, Citroën
One can see from your list how very naive Nigel Farage was in deciding not to have Brexit Party candidates up against sitting remainer Conservative MPs in the 2019 general election. Farage did not receive any sort of quid pro quo from Johnson and, to be frank, Farage’s failure to stand up to Johnson allowed Johnson to get away with a very watered down and feeble Brexit
The Conservative Party is is still packed with remainers who have no desire for Brexit to work and will try treacherously to scupper it if they can.
In tragic life, God wot,
No villain need be! Passions spin the plot:
We are betrayed by what is false within.
[George Meredith]
So many MSPs. One would have thought they would have appreciated the way BJ is showing up Sturgeon as the control freak that she is.
Being a Conservative MSP does not preclude you from wanting independence.
Yo Citroen
You missed Owen Paterson off the list
He is no longer an MP. We have the gobby LibDem in his place. She’s always in the newspaper, spouting off, but I don’t notice anything useful happening.
Good work! Russell Findlay is a journalist who investigated & exposed organised crime in Scotland and apparently his wife is a serving police officer, so it’s not surprising that he takes a tough stance.
Why so many MSPs and so few real MPs?
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning, Del.
Good morning all , cold and frosty morning here . -1c
About the same here – at least I’ve put the washing on – I missed an opportunity yesterday.
Perhaps Peddy is pruning his roses or maybe not feeling all that well?
Yo All
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Runs away
https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/bltf04078f3cf7a9c30/bltf448ed4b73224e44/61deb580a95b1d2d1e80cd8e/AJ_Singleton_150122_1_sg.jpg?format=jpg&width=960&height=720&fit=crop
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
“Where’s Peddy’s shirt?”
And he’s still not back. Perhaps he got fed up with us. He must have got his internet fixed by now.
He said his phone was on the blink as well… I did wonder if the lockdowns had got to him, he was frequently off into Cambridge to his language groups and lunch.
Johnson: a dead man walking’, says senior Tory
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/01/13/boris-johnson-news-downing-street-party-rishi-sunak-brexit/
We now know that deliberate lies about the origins of Covid were told. Indeed, Trump was the only senior politician who dared to call it the Chinese disease.
The whole government is rotten to the core but the MSM is only speculating about existing members of this disgraceful cabinet replacing Johnson. There are several better candidates on the back benches and those on the back benches should be promoting a new leader from their own ranks.
A BTL comment with which I agree:
There are two main things to which Boris Johnson’s successor must commit him/herself :
i) Completing Brexit – sorting out Northern Ireland by invoking Article 16 – even to the extent of scrapping the deal and going for WTO terms if that is the only option;
ii) Promising (and keeping the promise) no mandatory vaccines, no persecution of the unvaxed and stopping anti-Libertarian Covid regulations so that we can learn to live with Covid.
If the Green Agenda is followed there won’t be an England, let alone a United Kingdom, to call our country.
344132+ up ticks,
Morning M,
It surprises me after three plus decades of anti English battering meted out via the polling booth
there still is an England.
I see it as the old axe saying the head has been replaced many times we are at the moment halfway up /down the haft when that is fully replaced, ( shortly) who’s Country will it be then ?
Such short memories….
We don’t have a country ……it was given away by PM. Heath in ’73
But if the article in yesterday’s TCW is correct, the planet should start cooling substantially in another ten years or so. Electric cars and the rest of the nonsense will be toast. Mind you, so will we if the fracking fields are buried under ten metres of ice….
344132+ up ticks,
Morning R,
Many of the electorate are still saying the tory (ino) party is still a goer when in reality they are flogging an old counterfeit nag that has had a succession of treacherous counterfeit head dons.
They are famed throughout the world, top of the league table for NOT keeping any vows,promises,& pledges
they are gullible herd fodder and used as such,never kept,always broken.
I extracted a snippet of a comment I made yesterday evening and used it on the comments section of the DT letters this morning .
I thought the comment was harmless, but to the point with some truth .
” Boris has messed up, I blame his wife for distracting him from one of the most important jobs in the world , you cannot have a man worrying about divorce , older children, new wife , new job , sprog on the way and a major disaster like a virus and an half hearted Brexit .
The idiot is similar to one of those circus plate jugglers , trying to spin them all at the same time !
Hey ho .. I do not want to be dictated to and told my car is not green enough, don’t want any interference in how we heat our home , when we can’t afford any extra bills at our time of life .”
The DT cancelled me and said that this comment breaches community guidlines !!!
It just goes against all MSM agendas, Belle, but very harsh. Demand a VAR review!
The Telegraph is thoroughly ‘Woke’ now. I paid £29 for the year, and I rather regret it.
And so say all of us, Belle. Good morning! A bright and frosty one here.
Good morning Belle and all
You know you’ve hit the bullseye with the truth when they have to censor you.
We should stop using ‘cancel culture’ and call it by its real name. CENSORSHIP.
Then the Left wouldn’t be able to claim they are heroic champions of decency.
Much like ‘nationalism’ is used to derogate patriotism the nutcase Left delight in twisting words to hide their agenda.
Well done!
It seems anything that might contradict the government on Covid, or green lunacy “breaches community guidelines”
Personal blaming of the wife.
To be fair, I do not think it is her fault, he was just as useless before he met her. As Jilly Cooper said, he walked into the situation with his flies open.
Badge of Honour.
I’ve been zapped as well.
They don’t like the truth. I noticed today that four parking spaces have been turned into electric car charging points. I am furious that my council tax has been wasted on a virtue signalling initiative (not to mention the reduction in spaces) that panders to the chosen few. If they want it, they should pay a surcharge on their tax!
https://twitter.com/True_Belle/status/1481564995402018819
Just been chatting with a RN pal who sheds an interesting light on this story.
“Milestone for Royal Navy as HMS Montrose spends 1,000 days at sea. Warship has been on operations continuously since April 2019, as tensions in the Gulf require ‘persistent presence’ .”
This is total spin, the real reason for the 1000 days at sea is because there aren’t any serviceable ships available to take the place of HMS Montrose. It’s a cover up for failure.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/01/05/milestone-royal-navy-hms-montrose-spends-1000-days-sea/
Picked up the link for this study from The Stew Peters Show. I’ve pasted in only the final paragraphs as information above this section is rather technical and I’m sure many Nottlers, including me, would not be interested in wading through the technicalities. 145 countries’ data used in the study.
I’ve added breaks to make it an easier read and highlighting is mine.
http://www.researchgate.net. Causal Impact Analysis of Vaccine Administration on Deaths and Case Associated with CV-19
Headline in the DT at 10am:
Boris Johnson latest news: PM pulls out of planned visit due to family Covid case amid Downing Street party backlash
That would be the new variant called ‘avoidem’ then?
“Run away”
Headline in the DT at 10am:
Boris Johnson latest news: PM pulls out of planned visit due to family Covid case amid Downing Street party backlash
That would be the new variant called ‘avoidem’ then?
I’m liking Lord Frost more and more………..he’d make a great PM.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/01/13/lord-frost-covid-lockdowns-serious-mistake-government-needs/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr
Lord Frost has accused the Government of “Covid theatre”, as he
called on Boris Johnson to scrap mask mandates and warned that the
country will look back on lockdowns as a “serious public policy
mistake”.
Instead of pursuing “stuff that works” such as antiviral drugs and
effective ventilation, Mr Johnson has locked down the country and
restricted freedoms unnecessarily, the peer argued, as he called on
ministers to rule out any prospect of a new lockdown and to consider a
more diverse range of advice when making public health decisions.
Speaking to this week’s episode of The Telegraph’s Planet Normal
podcast, which you can listen to using the audio player above, Lord
Frost also said that the Government’s controversial net zero agenda had been “rushed”, and that technology receiving taxpayers’ money “may not be the best way forward” but is “increasing costs on individuals”.
Me too.
Sweden to launch ‘exceptional’ measures amid 300% rise in electricity price
The Swedish government will allocate some $670 million to compensate households for skyrocketing electricity prices, Finance Minister Mikkel Damberg said at a press conference on Wednesday.
“This is an exceptional measure in an exceptional situation, it is unusual to go in with support when prices fluctuate in markets,” Damberg stated in an interview with broadcaster SVT.
The electricity bill for an average apartment in the most populous southern regions of Sweden jumped by 266% in December, Sputnik reported, citing the country’s energy market regulator.
Sweden’s electricity comes mostly from Nuclear and Hydro, so how can these costs change so dramatically in a year?
There is an interesting story here, as the 266% rise does not make sense as Nuclear and Hydro are mostly fixed costs, not variable.
Calling Sweden,calling Sweden…what’s this about. Seems odd.
Who else gets supplied by the Swedish energy companies and are they paying over the odds?
They always want to help when they can’t acknowledge the underlying problem.
So wedded are these gormless fools to the problem that they have to keep punishing then robbing the earner, only forced to give it back in the next breath.
It is truly, monumentally absurd. We don’t want to help people with the energy bills we have intentionally forced up because that might help people we don’t want to. Clucking twankers, the lot of them.
The problem is that the electricity is produced by private companies and they can sell it at the going rate elsewhere. Electricity is electricity regardless of source.
We have a similar problem in the UK with gas prices (66% comes from the North Sea). The suppliers still have to buy it on the open market which means paying the going rate.
In my view, the second part of Coulter’s piece is nowhere near as compelling as the first, but it still raises questions.
https://www.takimag.com/article/the-great-epstein-cover-up-part-2/
As an aside, Andrew is clearly being hung out to dry. I wonder how many names he could supply.
At one point I had a little sympathy for Virginia G/R being groomed, my assessment now is that she’s a money-grubbing whore who found her metier at a young age.
For those who missed it, here’s the first part:
https://www.takimag.com/article/the-great-epstein-cover-up-part-1/
One bit stood out:
We have only been told that he died……….
What does “baffled” mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV0d_5GES0A
Clintonicide.
I read something earlier regarding Epstein and him being taken to hospital after his alleged attempted suicide, there has never been any further comments on this how he was supposed to have tried it and only speculation that he actually died.
https://steadfastclash.com/the-latest/epstein-lives-does-this-drone-footage-prove-jeffrey-epstein-is-still-alive/
This seems to support my theory that he’s too rich and knows too many influential people to take his own life.
I wonder if Prince Andrew is afraid of meeting the same fate as Epstein did when he was murdered for what he knew?
Fear is very much the weapon of choice for gangsters, politicians and other members of the PTB. We must be terrified of Covid in the same way that Andrew and Ghislaine must be made aware of the fact that they will suffer the same fate as Epstein if they ever spill the beans.
Maxwell might as well, she’s facing what is effectively a life sentence.
If things were done normally, wouldn’t she have been able to plea-bargain herself out of a long sentence by dobbing the patrons of Epstein in?
Dead if she does, dead if she doesn’t.
I suspect the non-disclosure agreements cover most of the patrons, and that’s why they are going for Andrew so vigorously.
I suspect she is perfectly well aware that the people she would be dobbing in are more powerful than the US justice system.
Epstein was running a very extensive blackmail racket using young women in order to compromise important people. His apparent predilection for the odd handjob is almost irrelevant in the wider scheme of things.
Bob Maxwell was a Mossad agent and tutored his three daughters in this subterfuge. We likely have a constructed plot to compromise many western leaders involving the Israeli secret services and a diverse section of influential others.
How very strange this filthy case is … a randy minded prince being accused of whatever , yet here in Britain the age of consent is 16 years, his brother married a 19 year old , and we have Asians screwing underage British children by the thousand ..
What in God’s name are the media playing around with .
A little tart purportedly allowed her body to be accessed by rich famous men ..and a worldly wise woman befriended impressionable greedy young women for the American sex mad maniac, so what is going on ..
Honey Trap by an “intelligence Agency’?
Yup. Israel.
And a mother who would be delighted with a photo showing her 17 year old daughter snuggling up to an old man in London.
Epstein was a blackmailer. Ghislaine Maxwell was likely working as a Mossad agent as were her sisters and as was her father Bob Maxwell.
This case has little to do with Epstein’s predilections for young masseurs but everything about the compromise of western politicians and other important and influential types.
Prince Andrew is an oddity in the grand scheme of things hence a useful target for the cover up.
Morning all, any one else with Virgin Media ? Three days my email has been down when you go on line to make a i enquiry it just says come back in an hour ………..
I thought i’d been hacked because my last email was to the woodland trust and about the continuation of corporate greed and the wanton destruction of woodland and wild life to build 1500 new properties in the Welwyn and Hatfield council district known as Symondshyde. A lovely spot in the countryside. But owned by a family of gentry. That clearly has no respect for anything except profit. Bungs galore to the local councilors must have been taking place.
Too many people. The fundamental problem…
But surely the depopulation game has been ongoing since, ooh, March 2020. We mustn’t be impatient.
On the current covid version, the Chinese still haven’t got the gene detection 100% sorted so some white fatties keep popping off as well as the ones it was designed for. But next time, the Myanmars had better watch out.
The rubber boat people the Syrians flown in by Cameron and all those on benefits will never have enough money to pay for any single one of those properties, if built.
It’s usually the way. Councils are easily bribed because those on them are inept.
Apprentice politicians.
I know of a similar case that is happening right at this moment.
I’m with Virgin Media in sunny Birmingham. Their e-mail has been fine for me.
I can’t make out what they are up to, there is no way to contact anyone to find out.
I’ve just tried to check the service status and their general website is very slow. My connection is okay and so is e-mail. I may be using a different server for e-mail though. My e-mail is one of the old @blueyonder.co.uk set. Have you tried ringing 150 if you have telephone service in your package?
Why BoJo must go…………………
Because he’s not implementing this???
Yet
https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1481480453789999106?s=20
Shocker
What a bunch of AHs they are all five of them.
Remember when there was that study to understand why Germans fell so quickly to the Nazi party? Well, it’s not just Germans. Seems that all humans love power over others.
A very NoTTL Laff
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28a96c89e57c022c6844059074154397b2713685f6ee7cb31da161c365a1868e.jpg
Clintons Memo actually read ‘Hold my calls and sack the cook’. What happened there ?
It was a bit of a blow for the cook – it was just too much to swallow!
Also nicked for Ar5ebook. Thanks again, Rik.
First Set
NoVAC 2- Government 0-
Australia’s PM hints Novak Djokovic WILL be booted out of the country despite the star being included in the Australian Open draw – but officials STILL haven’t decided as visa farce continues
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10397539/Australias-PM-hints-Novak-Djokovic-booted-country.html
Perhaps they will wait and, if he is to meet an Australian opponent, instantly deport him. Oz player gets walkover…
Edit typo: “deport” not “sport”, and certainly not “support”
Last two ‘jokes’ of the day (well from me)
1. Women are like roads.
2.Men have two emotions, hungry and horny.
344132+ up ticks,
The electorate will be once again hard pressed in making their choice, what is now down to ” what class of active paedophile would suit their needs as a party winner”.
Is it not in the party manifesto ? ALL are importers of active paedophilia units, but then again many of the electorate know that, doncha.
https://twitter.com/UnityNewsNet/status/1481581738245730308
It’s evidence that people are thick.
Massive inflation comes from incredible state spending. That spending comes from Brown’s malicious waste of public money.
It comes from Blair’s monumental expansion of the public sector.
The debt wasn’t tackled by Cameron because he offered exactly the same as Blair and had a wafer thin majority. Labour promised ot fight Brexit. The Lib Dems just to ignore it. Boris hasn’t learned the reason he got his job and what people wanted.
They ignore that Labour have voted for everything Boris has presented, without quibble or complaint.
The entire shower of the 3 parties is idiotic. If the public continually forget recent history and where the problem started and the responsibility for not resolving it then they deserve this mess, and the rest of us should be paid ‘stupidity money’ for tolerating their gormless idiocy.
Shropshire County Council can only provide a managed budget for this year. After that, they are in severe financial difficulties. It will never occur to them that buying the Pride Hill Shopping Centre and making a whacking loss on it was a contributory factor, nor will they consider getting rid of diversity managers, slimming down the number of people working at Shire Hall and giving everybody a wage cut and no expenses.
Back from busy market. No masks. No barriers or 6 ft apart. Just like normal.
Cheeseman back – he had been away “with Covid”. I asked him how it went. Well, he said, I test myself every morning and was positive – so I stayed away for two weeks – to be safe. Were you ill, I asked? Good Lord, no. If I hadn’t “tested” I would have been at work…..
Morrisons = everyone masked (apart from me)
Than to the surgery for the MR to have a test. She waited 45 minutes. No one in the waiting room. She could hear the half dozens nurses chatting away… It took five minutes.
Clap? Like hell..
Lovely sunny day – will attack the Blenheim Orange after lunch.
Pleased it isn’t clap…
Poppiesdad waited fifteen minutes at the surgery beyond his appt time for a blood test. The surgery was empty of patients. During that time no-one left the surgery. Eventually a nurse sauntered from her room. We can only assume the nurse had an emergency and the patient scrambled out of the window. Employees of the nhs think that it is run for them.
We didn’t do Christmas presents this year , simply because what was the point ?
We bought instead from Amazon an oximeter ( thing you put on your finger for sats levels) magical wand for taking temps , and a B/P machine all for under £40. We are keeping an eye on each other because the NHS don’t mind that we don’t matter .
We will treat ourselves in other ways when we feel like it , but vet bills, car maintainance, insurances , utility bills etc have bitten hard so far , eye wateringly so .
Nearly as pathetic as our Christmas list.
MB got me a pair of slippers – dead funky and what I wanted.
MB spotted a pair of pyjamas in ASDA and plumped for them.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2e017580ef0084efb9ff8f890675a20a68a9d18244056cb138c96d9e916303e.jpg
I got an Aran cardi from Garlands.
You knit.
It’s beautiful. Now all i need is the pipe and slippers.
But he went a purler.
I love them , positive colours and they look warm ..
Dog proof? Where did Santa Claus find those ?
I would love to buy a pair .
Are they easy to put on / remove ?
I bought an oximeter fairly early on in the covid fandango and we bought a blood pressure machine after poppiesdad phoned for an appt regarding getting a reading and was asked ‘can’t you do it yourself? don’t you have a machine at home? ours is broken…’ we were pretty disgusted by this but, like yourselves, decided that policing our own health is the only way to survive all this. In future we intend to look outside the nhs if we need health assistance, we no longer trust the organisation, neither do we trust many of its employees, that has gone forever.
When I was sick I tried phoning the Harley Street Clinic and a guy there phoned all the suitable contacts he had listed for private hospitals and clinics in London. He drew a complete blank and advised me to go to A&E. The problem is that there are not two lots of doctors. It’s the same doctors.
My doctor wanted me to read my own blood pressure. I said I didn’t have a machine. There must have been something in my voice because he asked, “do you object to buying one?” “Yes, I’ve paid enough into the system for it to be able to provide a BP reading occasionally.”
Pre-covid we could walk into the surgery and stick our arm into a machine which grasped it above the elbow and printed out pulse rate and blood pressure reading, but of course that facility was not available after ‘covid’. So in the end we bought one, we have decided now that the longer we can keep out of the clutches of the nhs and the less information they have on us, the better. Although we did object to being put in the position of having to buy one of these things.
Pre Covid I could call to the surgery on my way into town and either make an appointment or request a prescription, then all that stopped, so I’m reduced to ordering repeats online and waiting for ages to book a telephone “consultation”. I’m like you; the longer I can keep out of the clutches of the NHS the happier I’ll be.
From our big health centre, November figures posted today.
Telephone ‘consultations’ : 4,035.
Face-to-face consultations: 3,512.
That suggests nearly half are face-to-face BUT NOT all are proper GP appointments – that number includes jab appointments at the surgery (flu and convid) and with other assorted ‘medical’ staff.
In most cases, the GPs are still refusing to see patients.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c39e358da7f334954c6464b95ba015fc0eb8139034402cba2bdd9e8808db38df.png
I had a telephone conversation with the pain clinic this arvo. The woman was completely flummoxed when I told her what happened with my bouts of pain (didn’t fit in to any of the boxes, obviously) so she switched to my sleep patterns. Not a lot new there, either!
Good morning Conway.
You awkward so-and-so. Can’t you show more consideration for our overworked ‘health workers’ and get your symptoms organised to fit the tickboxes?
If they weren’t charging me £2k a jab (twice a year) to sort it, I wouldn’t be in pain in the first place! I told them I couldn’t afford it (I might for one year, but it’s the principle of the thing; I have paid in oodles of dosh when I was working, I’m damned if I’m going to pay again now I’m on a pension – I should just go to Calais, black up and rock up in a RIB, then it would all be provided FOC).
You’d also get a free hotel stay, all the free health care you could want – including access to GPs and NHS dentist – meals and pocket money thrown in for good measure.
…. “will attack the Blenheim Orange” ….
NO POPERY !!!!
I can hear the Rev. Ian Paisley’s voice shouting that!
Noy Pow perry!
:-D)
Noi Pot Pourri neether 🙂
Good afternoon.
I bet most of the people off work after testing ‘positive’ are not in the least bit unwell. It is leading to so many avoidable staffing problems in so many workplaces (though not the self-employed who aren’t paid when not working). This pointless, damaging, daily testing fiasco needs to be stopped. Maybe when the tests stop being free, some sanity might return.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/705a62177978fafdb932d30bc5458d4293ea36e917892a7f5271c6db8f117790.jpg
That cat looks as though it’s okay with it!
That cat looks as though it’s okay with it!
https://static.standard.co.uk/2022/01/13/10/newFile-2.jpg?width=990
Ah, but Carrie was there, so it may have been “une pipe” (a blow job).
I see the latest rat to leave the sinking ship of state is the Vietnamese One. Well, he got his knighthood and so can return to money spinning projects.
A bit more detail please, Bill.
I’m not too clever with riddles.
Van Tam has left the covid stable. Sinking ships, rats and sensing a change in the wind comes to mind, as does going to ground, although they may try to spin it as ‘come to the end of his contract’.
He is scarpering before the proverbial hits the fan.
Thank you, Mum. I didn’t think of him being Vietnamese with a Dutch sounding same.
Back of the net!
The Vietnamese One is being lauded on the BBC and dubbed a National Treasure.
Hopefully his many pronouncements and support of Whitty and Johnson will come back to haunt him. Someone has to answer to the crimes against the English people perpetrated during the past two years and blindly continuing.
Jean-Claude Van Tam?
In view of the uncertainties surrounding Virginia’s sexual assault allegations I think that, before any questioning of suspects takes place, the prosecutors should require her to identify the offending member of society:
Prince Andrew is certain to be questioned about the size and shape of his manhood if he fails to settle with Virginia Roberts Giuffre, eminent US lawyers said today.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10397929/Prince-Andrew-faces-quizzed-private-parts.html
The Prince’s penis made public..oh no !
The Prince and the
PauperPenis – a modern Fairy Tale…..would it be made to do the ‘Royal Wee’ ?
Oh Cod … piece.
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Perhaps there should be an identity parade, after which Giuffre would be asked if she had spotted dick.
Agreed, but because her activities at the age of 17 were most likely under the bedclothes and her now challenged visual acuity, I guess it’s now just a question of sucking it and see.
Can any award be enforced if Andrew merely stated “enough is enough, and I’m not having anything further to do with this” and then withdrew from public life? If he never left the UK and refused to pay a cent, what could the Americans do.
Has this been done already?
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Groan – so he’s going to get away with it?
He might officially. But a great many people are very upset with him. He won’t be able to come back from all the sleaze.
Well, as I read that it seems a catch all for everything.
As anyone could argue they’re at a business do.
But in doing so exposes the ‘regulations’ for the nonsense they are.
Doesn’t that cover any type of enterprise?
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Johnson should benot the PM, he has been a very naughty boy!
Oompah, oompah; stick it up your …..
had a go at putting a lighter to one of my farts the other day to see
what effect it would have…it made no difference to the flame but
everybody else in the lift went blooming crazy.
A Phizee Phart I presume?
One of the largest newspapers in Denmark is apologizing for its journalistic failure during COVID-19 by only publishing official government messages without questioning them. Via @Niemandsknecht
“We Failed”
Does he mention which paper?
Sorry no.
…https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/13/we-failed-ekstra-bledet-denmark-covid-19/
Thanks.
https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/13/we-failed-ekstra-bledet-denmark-covid-19/
Thought for the day…
Boris attending a bring-a-bottle party….really ?
He would have needed to find a bottle donor first
Not if it was a sperm donor, he could have his choice from all of Westminster, after all, they are all a bunch of W⚓️s
He has lost his bottle – he is a total coward!
My Darling Wife told me about her last boyfriend earlier who died.
She said I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice “that there’s something I must confess”
She said don’t worry about it there’s nothing you need to confess.
But he insisted “No I must die in peace, I’m so sorry but I’ve had sex with your sister on multiple occasions and last week she informed me that she is having my kid”
“I know” she whispered. “That’s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes”
Chinese spy suspect infiltrates Parliament. 13 january 2022.
MI5 has now released a security threat warning of a specific spying threat targeted by Labour donor Christine Lee. She has been a long-time funder of Labour MP Barry Gardiner’s office through her law firm Christine Lee & Co, which also works for the Chinese Embassy in London. Donations began in September 2015, soon after Gardiner joined Jeremy Corbyn’s frontbench. They included £182,284 to pay the wages of two of Mr Gardiner’s Westminster aides — one of whom is Christine Lee’s son, Daniel Wilkes. Whoops!
This is just a distraction from Boris’s travails. This woman is doing nothing that Foreign Agents don’t carry out in the normal run of things.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/chinese-spy-suspect-infiltrates-parliament
Ah, a Chinese takeaway – leaving them hungry for more?
Afternoon Stephen. It’s the sort of thing that would appeal to one of the Tory Whips. Boris Bad. Labour Worse. I would imagine that pretty well everyone in Westminster knew already!
The furore will last for half an hour and then we’ll need another.
Barry Strachan Gardiner is a British politician who served as Shadow Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change and Shadow Secretary of State for International Trade from 2016 to 2020. A member of the Labour Party, he has been Member of Parliament for Brent North since 1997.
I can’t imagine the Chinese would be interested in his portfolio…..
Let’s carry on building Chinese power stations, carry on using Chinese phones, Chinese laptops, nd Chinese’s household articles. We can trust them, can’t we?
Ooh look! A squirrel!
I could not find a report on the BBC.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/police-called-to-anti-lockdown-protest-in-glasgow-city-centre/ar-AASzcVs
An encouragingly big turnout. I read elsewhere that Sturgeon is planning to extend the use of jab passports. If the jabs actually prevented people from catching and spreading convid, then we would be able to live more normal lives without all the sinister controlling rules and disruptions.
Edit. I doubt the story, with the telling photos, will widely appear in any main papers, tv channels or radio news.
Odd that wasn’t it?
“...the latter being a record of how many jags they have received to prove they have been fully vaccinated.” What if I don’t have a Jag – will a Toyota do?
Isn’t that North Britain speak?
Remember, John Prescott will have twice as many Jags as everyone else
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NOoooooooo the cry from current hard core member / voters one must ask oneself will this hinder in any way the inflow of replacement potential
troop / tory (ino) party members via DOVER, we need all the help we can get, just look at lab and their paedo count, we are doing our best in that department but they are showing superiority in cover ups.
Boris Johnson’s Conservatives Drop Ten Points Behind Labour in Opinion Poll
Suspending new projects isn’t enough. All hard shoulders under ALR should be returned to their original use and more refuges installed everywhere.
That is the logical conclusion if they aren’t safe enough to build anymore….
That would mean the government would
a) have to admit it was wrong
b) compensate those killed or maimed; the one time governments are not keen to splash the taxpayer cash is when they have to accept responsibility for their actions.
Return the Hard Shoulder, well to a being a Hard Shoulder
Retain the ability on the other lanes to set Maximum Speed Limils when conditions warrant them
They were tested – and found negative.
Hello, Bill, I know that your Mr Rashid often helps out with votes when needed. Does he have a friend (Ms. Lee, perhaps?) who could help me out with a £50,000 back-hander? I need one for when my gas and electricity bills rise astronomically in April.
Lol.
Times are hard (or not as the case may be….) A report from the US:
“Condom Sales Plunge 40% As World Tosses Rubbers Aside”
“makers didn’t expect the drop in demand to hit this hard”.
Perhaps it is just a transitory case of Butch Flaccidly & The Bumdance Kid?
The hospitals and VD clinics will be a HIV(e) of activity
Lower sales for letters written by cheese eating surrender monkeys?
American but still an interesting analysis:
The Age Of Intolerance: Cancel Culture’s War On Free Speech
“Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners…”
https://www.rutherford.org/publications_resources/john_whiteheads_commentary/the_age_of_intolerance_cancel_cultures_war_on_free_speech
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Phase two?
Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov said on Thursday that he will not confirm or deny anything regarding the possibility of the deployment of Russian military infrastructure in Cuba and Venezuela.
“I don’t want to confirm anything, I won’t rule anything out either”, Ryabkov told RTVI.
He noted that the possibility of such options depends on Washington’s response to Russia’s security guarantees. The deputy minister stressed that President Putin had already described what the Russian Navy can do if the US continues to provoke Moscow, but also stated that a diplomatic solution would be preferable.
Harry, for you it may just be a hobby supporting Mr Putin, but FYI the death toll so far in Kazakhstan is said to be in excess of a thousand, in Almaty.
72% Muslim. I don’t care.
Wrong on the first count..correct on the second count.
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If the BBC had a sandwich making department… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/78863de8af801e216b9d43faf3e0261f31d1697840cc4958ced8e821eecb46c5.jpg
Tut, tut – it would NOT be ham…
Haram and cheese.
If Carlsberg…
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On a close inspection I believe there’s a maximum of two girls there and perhaps only one, in different poses. It’s a trick the Sirens pull.
A lot of the bums look different. I am told.
All gone pear shaped?
They all look a nice handful
If Carlsberg…
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MPs willing to be bribed have been asked to form orderly queues, socially distanced of course.
https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/19845515.mi5-warn-mps-chinese-spy-trying-offer-cash/?ref=ebbn
Blimey, and some people thought Owen Patterson was bad…
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As I walked Spartie, it was the end of the school day. A depressing number of conformist teenagers (if you aren’t revolting in your teens, when will you be?) were streaming along the pavements. Top was the girl wearing a mask and also smoking at the same time. Does she count as conformist or rebel?
If she cut a little hole in the middle of the mask she’s a rebel.
I’ve been revolting all my life. Apparently. :-((
We hadn’t noticed. *innocent face
}:-O
Confused, I think!
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It’s a bit too early and I’ve been saving this from before Christmas but I just need something to take my mind off this bewildering poostorm of current affairs . I can only describe it as liquid Soreen and even after the first mouthful I feel a Zen like calm gently washing over me (11% abv helps a bit). It’s possibly the best thing that’s come out of Scotland for many a year.
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At £15 a bottle I’d expect an entire monastery of Zen like calm! Does sound good though.
They have others…https://www.innisandgunn.com/beer/all-beer
The original is still my firm favourite and I have a little loyalty as I was involved in a small way in the original crowdfunding . My name is on the warehouse door along with a few 1000 others. I don’t usually indulge in risky investments but I so believed in the product I couldn’t resist it.
Excellent. Fame at last. :@)
Added 6 to my next online shop. Thank you. Always appreciate recommendations.
Be quick, it’s a limited run . To my chagrin ( but possible to the benefit of my kidneys) I missed issues 3.
Wow!
Last time I had beer over 9%, it was so strongly flavoured, it burned.
Enjoy!!
ish vuury nish, I has fnissd tit now. I’ve got won left, fink all leafit frnotherday.
And hic to you too :-))
Our strongest used to be Hardy’s Ale brewed in Dorchester by Eldridge Pope.
A strong beer was mentioned in Hardy’s novel The Trumpet Major, hence the name.
I thought that Far from the Maddening Julie Christie was the Strumpet Major….
I never cared for Hardy…
I had to do ‘Far from the madding crowd’ as my fourth year mock exam. The only thing i remember from that is the wife auction. About time they brought those back.
That’ll go down well, hereabouts!
Take cover.
Tin hat on.
I think that was The Mayor of Casterbridge.
That is the second time i got that wrong. No wonder i failed the exam !
All that kissing eh?
That was only the half, Nelson.
Hardy trained as an architect. Some of his poems are good.
Hog’s Back A over T (Aromas over Tongham, obviously) is 9%. Not a session beer, clearly…
11% = Jeeesus!!
It’s a sipper, each mouthful gently savoured while perusing the intellectual melange that is NTTL
“Intellectual”? Golly, it MUST be strong…!!
I’m easily impressed 8^p
‘savoured while perusing the
miasmic swamp that is NTTLintellectual melange
Does that mean we are all Melange Lizards?
It’ll make you stout.
Porterly, anyway.
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This if true is well wecomed could very well be a jump ship, due to falling revenue via peoples wising up.
https://gettr.com/post/po3u007601
Job done…
Russian-led troops leaving Kazakhstan
Soldiers from the Collective Security Treaty Organization (CSTO) are leaving Kazakhstan having achieved their objectives, now that the region has been stabilized, the head of the six-member military alliance announced on Thursday.
At a ceremony in Almaty, CSTO Secretary General Stanislav Zas said that Kazakh leaders had decided that unrest had subsided to a level that would allow the peacekeepers to withdraw.
They don’t pussyfoot around.
That kind of operation is expensive. They don’t have money to waste. Need it all for Ukraine.
And the Baltic States. Time for them to be “recovered”.
Operations like that over here are cheaper. A bit heavy on the Tea and Vegan biscuit kitty though.
Paid for from the military training budget.Same as Syria.
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TORIES TEN POINTS BEHIND LABOUR AMID LOCKDOWN-BUSTING PARTY SCANDAL
Currently ALL it means is one “party” has a better type of paedophile
under their protective party umbrella.
Faced with a choice between Johnson on one hand and Starmer and his MPs on the other, I’ll go for the privileged liar over the Tossers who demanded even more lockdown, didn’t give a shit about anyone not being able to see their dying mother and then cynically discovered the sob stories.
What an opportunity not being seized by the likes of Fox and the leaders of the small parties to position themselves as not-fascists and guardians of individual freedom and choice. Where are they? Why are they not in the TV news and press, giving it to the MSM and Cons / Labour for all their lies and dissembling. They clearly don’t really want to be in government, as they aren’t trying.
344132+ up ticks,
Had me porridge gotta find a human to put on,
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1481674584114016256
https://twitter.com/i/status/1481674958623232000
Gus – last evening.
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Poor little mite. He’s obviously had another exhausting day protecting the Thomas estate from invasive mice, dragons, and goblins
He really loves that brass grate. It is about ten inches from the red hot stove! When kittens, they each used to walk through the gap on the left (as you look at it) between the stove and the wall. They never singed!
But did they singe the minge?
Lily’s a lap cat – preferably husband’s.
They never signed!
Well, they woudn’t, would they? They can’t hold a pen…
Bollox.
Nor those…
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Evening |C1,
Like it.
I used to dog sit a beagle; she would sit in front of the convection heater and shiver until I switched it on!
None too soon…
Prince Andrew stripped of military titles and patronages, Queen announces
Duke of York will also no longer use his HRH title and will defend his sexual abuse case as a ‘private citizen’
By Victoria Ward 13 January 2022 • 5:11pm
Not doing too well, are they, the Windsor boys.
Unroyalling like flies…
Flies being unzipped being the main problem.
As I have said before, I have no high opinion of Andrew but I admire and respect HM- this must have broken her heart. What a rotten lot some of them have turned out to be.
HM has been in heavy weather this last year or so. I synpathise with her.
Harrry & meagain, Andrew, and the loss of Phillip. That’s tough, but then, she’s tough as well.
She has to be.
At times like this she must miss Phillip dreadfully. Poor lady.
Also, I do not want to see the monarchy brought down because of the antics of these sods. A constitutional monarchy seems to me to be a good form of government; however a decent and trustworthy government would help too.
Years ago I read a biography about the last Tsar Nicholas II. The author, whose name escapes me, opined that Nicholas would have been an ideal constitutional monarch but because of how Russia was then he was an autocratic ruler.
Russia has never had anything BUT autocratic rules.
I think High Society and their Royals are full of rotters , cads and wastrels .
Don’t forget the genes must be faulty, a rotten uncle who abdicated , a randy great great grandfather who had mistresses everywhere..
A manly father like Prince Phillip who the junior princes couldn’t aspire to, and so it carries on via William and Harry , wokery personified .
The poor woman. This must have broken her heart. What a ghastly bunch of boys she produced. Thank goodness for Anne!
Woosy Charles, Randy Andy and the very dubious Edward.
Bless you ma’am.
Edward’s Missus is OK, though.
She got caught out some years ago but seems to have kept clean since then.
Indeed. Unlike most of them (apart from Anne) she “learned her lesson”.
I cannot recall her (?) indiscretion …
Probably the News of the World fake Sheik.
She got caught out by someone posing as a businessman.
For what?
Supporting Her Majesty.
Makes you wonder if their boarding school experiences, and being largely brought up by nannies had a negative effect.
Tied to the radiators or in front of the coal fire after being a useless fag?
As a private citizen…second class.
… and rich as Croesus.
Not for much longer.
Q: How do you become a millionaire?
A: Start with a billion pounds and open an airline
Start with a billion pounds and
open an airlinebuy a racehorse.As I frequently remark; “the only way to make a small fortune out of owning racehorses is to start with a large one.”
Not really. All his Far-East-Asian pals have dropped him (and the Ginger One).
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The operatic tale of two tails being performed,
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1481679492993200132
I was hoping one would get blown out to my ship as we sailed south down the Mozambique Channel. No such luck, but I captured an Atlas moth offshore Borneo.
344132++ up ticks.
Evening M.
I was up the Ivory coast ( sugar refinery) sitting outside having a beer,
similar I would say, a full spread hand span alighted on me knee. we gave each other a nod and parted friends.
I have to confess to having spent most of a 12 hour nightshift chasing this moth around the decks before trapping it.
It accompanied me home.
I have to confess to having spent most of a 12 hour nightshift chasing this moth around the decks before trapping it.
It accompanied me home.
I was hoping one would get blown out to my ship as we sailed south down the Mozambique Channel. No such luck, but I captured an Atlas moth offshore Borneo.
Beautiful.
Surreal and beautiful.
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Boris or Andrew?
BoJo
Can’t be Johnson, he would have burst like a boil full of pus.
Urgh… mind bleach, quick!
Boris: it’s his tailor, shoes and tie …
UNHAPPY HOUR –
The British security agency MI5 has claimed that a ‘spy’ for Communist China has managed to infiltrate the UK parliament.
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/01/13/mi5-claims-chinese-spy-successfully-managed-to-infiltrate-uk-parlia
Time to woke up….
More on that story……..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10398665/MI5-send-urgent-email-MPs-warning-Chinese-woman.html
There is a chink in their armour.
Strange time to bring it out.It’s been known about for years.
A Chinese squirrel methinks.
” Questions were first asked about her funding five years ago but no action was taken. ”
Well I never.
Give the girl a big Wu-hand
Jeremy Hunt’s missus?
That’s me gone. A lovely day – AND the parcel arrived only two days late. Tree pruned. Tomorrow = fog all day. Yuk.
I was SOOOOOOO pleased to hear that fatuous Dorries woman say that BPAPM had made a “heartfelt apology”. None of these scum (Rayner was right) have a clue, do they?
Have a jolly evening.
A demain.
Would you mind moving your Birthday from Sunday to Monday? I only have a used second class stamp. :@(
I’d rather forget all about it. The speed with which these things come round is frightening.
Weel, according to the secret Nottle squirrels……No chance.
Faster every year.
DOOOOOON’T…{:¬))
It was misty almost all day here. No wind (ergo no windmill electricity) to shift it.
Fancy that.
The Queen and Andrew read Nottle.
The slant that suggests he moved first to return them rather than be stripped of them.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-59987935
That’s how Aftenposten puts it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10399083/Veterans-demand-Queen-strips-Andrew-military-honours.html
Now that the precedent has been set, strip Harry and his wench of all theirs too.
I thought that was done last year. Or did he retain one or two?
Harry or Randy?
Harry.
I believe he’s kept a few.
For status and to puff up the wench.
Comedy Tonight …ITV – 7.30pm
When Can I See my GP ?
I get a call from them daily about booking an appointment for the toxic jab. Not possible.
Well, after yesterdays failure to do much up the “garden”, I did even less up there today!
With eldest daughter (from 1st marriage) coming up from Basingstoke and Step-son wanting more cancer sticks, I decided to do a bit on his flat. pick up daughter, then drop off the fags. Also had to take the Dearly Tolerant up to work as her car had a flat tyre.
First job was to clean out his “Henry” vacuum cleaner. He’d been using it without a filter-bag and it was REVOLTING! I took my dust respirator to wear as I did the job, then I vacuumed his living room before picking ED up.
Went to the hospital and dropped the fags off, allowing ED to see her brother for the first time in well over a year, then home to put on the dinner I’d prepared last night, sausages in gravy with skinny chips and up to Crich to pick the DT up.
So, the Labour Party has swapped the influence of the CPSU to that of the CCP? Whoever could have foreseen that happening?
You do get about, Robert.
What are “skinny chips”?
American style fries
Ah.
Fries vs chips.
If i am eating a burger i don’t mind fries. But i want proper chips with fish in batter.
Thrice dipped.
Surely, skinny chips should be skinny dipped?
I’ll get me bathrobe.
Have a word with SWMBO….!! I dare you.
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Would you delete that please. I can’t uncross my eyes.
i now understand her phrase ‘Grabbit’ ….
Yer typical Weegie 47-year-old.
Sigh…
Nice shirt.
Best chips I ever had were cut by hand using a knife from potato by a bloke at an outside bar in Fremantle, back in November 2000. Utterly fantastic, for a humble chip.
Fries are only a way to convey sauce to your mouth in a polite manner.
I have had “chips” in Engerland. Invariably great thick things, only partially cook and inadequately fried. They need to be thin and dipped three times.
The best chips come from the north of England. Fried in beef fat.
Best chips I ever had were cut by hand using a knife from potato by a bloke at an outside bar in Fremantle, back in November 2000. Utterly fantastic, for a humble chip.
Fries are only a way to convey sauce to your mouth in a polite manner.
If you want to see them made,head to McCaines,Scarborough.
All McDonald’s fries are made there.
Pass.
Deep fried foreskins?
Fries.
Very kind of you to keep the lad in smokes.
How did you find time to go to work, Bob?
I’m simply catching up with what I didn’t have time to do when I WAS at work!
After I retired, I was so busy I wondered how I managed to find time to work!
Yes, I know that feeling!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2022/01/13/1401-MATT-GALLERY-WEB-P1_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.png?imwidth=640
TTFN
This just in – Labour’s Barry (uphill) Gardiner has just issued a statement following allegations of over £600k bribery from the Chinese Communist Party. I think it gives a pretty good explanation. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1b8d882285f2cfa96c6c405d2960d88ba88fffddcef6b53884a940216a9823a4.jpg
344132+ up ticks,
It is my belief that K9/9 is his aim,
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1481691367088738313
A loon took in a refugee. When he saw how the refugee was pleased, he took in another.
The refugees each found two more refugees.
Before the loon knew where he was, he wasn’t.
That’s an allegorical tale.
344132+ up ticks,
S,
As a nation we are half way up / down the haft of grandfathers axe the head
( London) is long gone, not long now, all issues will be sorted via the imam/ mullah.
Someone really ought to inform these politico’s there ain’t no pockets in a shroud.
“No pockets in a shroud.”
My F-i-L’s favourite expression regarding death.
He left his daughter nothing, so I suppose he was correct.
As to the man, he was a racist’s racist.
An arsonist set fire to a refugee hostel. At the trial he claimed that the shout: “burn you bastards burn”, was a mitigating factor, warning the refugees to get out.
Mongo has Junior. The two are inseparable.
Makes me rather jealous, to be honest! The warqueen wants to get a puppy. However, she’s not really got this ‘dog’ thing so…
This weekend she’s looking after Mongo. Entirely on her own. Poor fellow.
Kitchen full of food, and nothing to eat.
Bummer.
:-((
Open a tin.
Just did. Punnet of cottage cheese & pickled gherkins.
😉
Spag Bol chez Lake. Sauce simmering, garlic bread to make and then the spag. Yummo!
I organised Italian last night, so it’s SWMBOs turn to cook tonight. She called a “grabbit” – get it yerself from the fridge.
Reminds me of something my mother used to say when we had guests for tea etc. FHB she would say loudly. “Family Hold Back.” My brother was the equivalent of a plague of locusts when he was young;-)
SWMBOs mother used to say that, too. Every time – it became dull.
Probably from the war years.
That, and “Through the teeth and round the gums.
Look out stomach, here it comes!”
AAAARGH!
Down Cherry Lane!
I hope when you have finished you give her a foot massage.
A long lingering kiss after all those pickles;-)
Beats the feet.
Bastinado!
Sounds revolting.
I had Breton chicken in cider.
I had tomato pasta bake and a glass or two of Ozzie Merlot.
Water, water everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.
Hah!
Christmas cake for pudding, and a big glass Cap’n Morgan spiced rum!
Now you’re talking!
I woz involved in the launch if that.
Great product.
I prefer the dark spiced, it’s a bit sweet, but the golden spiced is excellent!
Thanks for the development!
:-D)
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What with Chinese and muslims in there is there any English political wallahs ?
breitbart,
MI5 Claims Chinese ‘Spy’ Successfully Managed to Infiltrate UK Parliament
mi5 was probably busy with street party’s etc,etc.
January 2082- Latest Breaking News.
60 years after Covid ends, two survivors emerge from deepest suburbia.
Mystery surrounds the pair of plonkers, both in their 80s, who say they have been in hiding since covid 19 arrived in 2020
The two old men apparently declared they were unaware the virus had mutated to the common cold, and the story they told when they emerged from their semi in Ruislip.
According to reports, the two men, who are both in their 80s, said they had been hiding under lockdown and masked up since 2022.
The look on their faces when they were told Joe Biden was still POTUS was an absolute picture…
Yer Weegie government have just decided that Omicron isn’t so severe after all, and now we can have a beer or wine with our restaurant meal, or in a pub.
But – the virus will kill you if the booze isn’t served at your table.
Such is political logic.
I’m out to the local tomorrow evening for some beers (they have London Pride and ESB!) with Second Son, the world’s kindest young man.
Bravo pet! Have a good one, and a big hug for the wonderful boy you brung up!👏🏻
Pray tell, how much is a full pint of ESB currently?
I hope no one caught my ‘Prat tell’, before I edited it.
:-)))
It’s what you might call a Prat Fail…. (welcome to the club!)
All the posts I have done today, just about, I have had to edit because of missing capital letters. Lazy fingers.
Sorry, didn’t see your profuse, humble and necessary apology!
Err…
Just pray they dudn.
be about Kr 120, so £12.
I think i told youms the story of the whinging ozzie who came to London and his mates took him to a pub in Chiswick for a few pints of pommie Piss as he called it. They poured a Fullers barley wine into his pint glass and topped it up with ESB. He managed two pints before he succumbed.
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I did similarly with an Aussie at college.
To be fair, it took three pints!! of barley wine to make him even slightly wobbly.
When i lived in SA, myself and three mates brewed our own ale, we had to water it down a tad in the summer.
“…three pints!! of barley wine…”
Roughly six pints of Wadworth’s 6X. That was around tipping point in my student days.
One of my favourite beers.
“They poured a Fullers barley wine into his pint glass and topped it up with ESB.”
That makes a pint of around 6.5% ABV. Two would equal four pints of mild. Not much of a drinker, was he?
Brought up on Aussie pi$$ and wind… no, they ain’t.
I didn’t meet him, but remembe he’d only been use to Ozzie beer, Alka-Seltzer with a tea bag dipped in.
Nasty, but to be honest, that’s not as much as I thought it would be when I think of the differential in perhaps the ’90s.
3 x the price, so we just go out 1/3 as often.
Less than 3 X the price these days. Depending where in the UK you’re drinking I suppose.
Why are you calling one of our esteemed contributors a prat?
Esteemed? Is that a way of preparing a pudding?
Only if it’s Bill Thomas.
You’re bluffing, I edited with the first post still only ‘seconds’ old.
Nope.
I am slightly more alert than you…
Everybody is.
Not when they’re in your environment!
We never liked that Jacques Cousteau, always thought he knew what we were doing. Do you know he started out as a spearfishing expert in the Med, specialising in the largest predatory fish. He decimated the groupers all on his own.
I didn’t but it’s often the way.
On the plus side, those who did harm often convert to do a lot of good.
Muslims excepted
Be a Lert. Your ountry needs Lerts.
Nah, I’d rather be a Loof. More relaxing…
Are you being a bit aegyptiaca?
Nah, it’s the Christmas cake and the rum.
That’s a relief, it might have been the runs.
At least you missed the c rather than the o.
Pray tell, how much is a full pint of ESB currently?
I have picked up what I would normally refer to as a cold this week, lots of coughing a bit of sneezing mild head aches and a runny nose.
I have been more than encouraged by the family to use a Tester we have at home, but what I say is, why ? How will it help any one. Perhaps if i’d used one a these kits a few years ago with a the same symptoms it might have been recorded as a Corona virus. I have not seen any one at close quarters apart from our family for about three weeks any of them that have had it they have been clear for at least two weeks but that’s it. It makes no sense and really only proves that none of the Jabs work any way. Perhaps I caught the cold from the BBC news.
This “Chinese spy”.I assume she has been arrested and charged…yes?
HA! HA! HA!
UK do something like that, upsetting the Chinese? Not in my lifetime.
(Sorry, shouldn’t bellow with laughter like that, but they don’t actually do sensible things in the UK).
I was trying to refute your comment, but I couldn’t think of anything sensible that the UK does.
{:-((.
Not too good at it in Norway, either. But better than the UK.
I am a huge admirer of someone I could not name.
The man/woman who used their North Sea oil revenues to create Norway’s sovereign wealth fund.
If the bastards in charge of the UK’s share (yes, you, Margaret Thatcher, your greatest single mistake) had done similarly the UK would be far better placed than it is now.
Nah! It would have been frittered away by Bliar & Broon.
{:-(((
Thing is, Norway never had an industrial revolution. Went from a farming (trees & fish) economy straight to oil exploitation.
Until Ekofisk was discoverd mid 60’s and exploited, Norway was a poor country in Europe. Many here still have that memory and attitude – it’s one reason why most people don’t eat out unless it’s a birthday. It was never expected that there could be so much money under the North Sea, so it was decided with nearly unanimous approval that the profits should be saved for a rainy day that would for sure be here in a few years. The UK chose to use the windfall as revenue support.
Have to say, the attitude of not spraying money about appeals to my Yorkshire/Scots soul 🙂
Have a look at this:
https://youtu.be/zu8ClwrTpbA
Norway never really had an upper class, either. They were either swedish or Danish, depending on what part of what century we are talking about. So, with no overclass to tell them what to do and how to think, and to collect up all the riches, it was easy to be egaliterian, and save the windfall for a rainy day.
To this day, Noregians don’t like folk putting on airs and graces. They like and respect the King (he’s a great bloke, BTW), but just as long as he doesn’t get above himself. Which is why the famous pictore of Kong Olav in 1970s oil crisis and rationing, paying his fare on the metro to go skiing resonated so powerfully. Queen Elizabeth is of the same mould, which is why I respect her highly.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d338d6a227a747ab13204a87f5ca9da740046983ae57666d22bc6e44482aec0.jpg
Incidentally, a little-known factoid is that, although the King tried to pay, an aide had already paid for him, so there was some confusion.
The young lass in the benny hat was interviewed last year about it, too. Apparently, she had sat down in a crowded waggon, and suddenly found she was sitting next to the King! What to say??
He looked a bit like Arthur Scargill.
On our Fjord trips a few ago, some one explained that the reason why the Norwegians re elected their government time after time, is because the government did what they promised and the people trusted and liked them.
Be about right. Also, tey elect Labour & Conservative one after the other, as it’s only fair that way.
Trust is eroding, though – there’s a scandal in progress over government-funded accommodation for MPs being taken advantage of… (where did we hear of that before?), and politicians cosying up to their mates.
Sigh…
What to say?
“Hello, my name’s Virginia, virgin to you but not for long.
If you don’t enjoy me I can always sue you”
I hope you’re not casting nasturtiums…
Probably the most famous photo in Norway. Very powerful image.
Kong Olav was raised in the UK during the War, and was the first significant person back in Oslo at the end of hostilities – with his borrowed British scratchy uniform and Webley revolver. They knew about symbolism and leadership back then. Big sorrow when he died in 1992.
The other thing is, his Father, Haakon, was Danish, invited by the Norwegians, to be King at independence in 1905. Olav was the first Norwegian King since Christ-knows when. Powerful emotion.
The great pity is that all the symbolism and everything it stood for has been reduced to nothing by the likes of Andrew.
Charles wibbling on hasn’t helped.
Very true.
{:-((
Charles is a far bigger disaster. The fact that he is next in line is very depressing.
I’m not sure.
Part of me thinks he’s a disaster, part of me thinks he actually appreciates the role he’s taking on and will back off from the wokery.
I hope the back off side is correct.
I admire your optimism. I, however, will stand by my disastrous prognostication!
Charles has to say what he wants now- once he is King he has to keep his opinions to himself. I think he will be fine. He has waited so long- ain’t going to blow it when he’s in the hot seat.
They eat out on birthdays?
The wastrels!*
*I also have Yorkshire and Scots ancestry.
Yup, that’s how it works.
:-D)
Grieg was Norwegian. Wonderful composer.
Great Sausage rolls too….
:-D)
Oh, he was a baker too?
It was I believe a side line. Surely you must have heard of the baker too line…..
Groan.
‘It will cost you a groaning to take off mine edge….”
From Scottish ancestry I believe!
Yes. Originally Greig, but the vowels got transposed.
Nope, she’s been hired as a consultant on £1,000,000 a year.
Plus performance related bonuses.
That would be racist!
Instead of looking down at the screen, I looked up:
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And thought: “fire wood?”
No – merely the bark is no worse than an insect bite!
Tell that to an anopheles mosquito…
…or the Marines?
Ah, the substitutes:
The submarines.
Ah! Now I’ve twigged…
Leave it out (but not just yet)
Are you getting Baldur?
Ah! The mistletoe!
Now Loki you here…
You just darted in there…
180?
Ocche the noo!
Branching out?
Yep, you’ve twigged…
Too late…
{:-((
😘
Both Houses are in disrepute. They stink of corruption filth and greed. The whole lot needs burning, with the dross inside.
‘Night all
Now, all this fuss about midgets…………
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That’s a gem of a post.
Are they into M&S?
Nah, S&M…
Bravo! Glad you got it…
He will get it, a thump, if HG sees that;-)
I’m bleeding on the key board!
Sharper than the average John Thomas, let alone a billhook
You are Boo-boo and I claim my 5 bob postal order!
Yes Yogi.
He makes a lot of people boo-hoo.
Don’t cry for me Argentina?
I’m glad you said that…
Tee-hee;-)
Low Hitler!?
Heh he!
Do the tall ones pick on the proper stunty second in from the right? Is that bloke on the very rightmost mocking the fellow beside him?
No I think that’s Grumpy!
Hitler and Stalin are going for a picnic and they hop in the motor.
Stalin demands to drive, and Hitler being a decent bloke does directions.
After a while, Stalin says “Which way now?”
Hitler replies “Take the third Reich!”
He did too after a bit of a struggle!
One for Ndovu and well, everyone really. You will feel better for watching it.
Oops, looks like the wrong item got copied, I’ll see if I can find it again. This may take sometime, Twitter can be a nightmare.
Is Emily Brown (a minute ago) a NottLer? Should I make contact?
Sorry, banished.
She’s too grasping for you, anyway. Look at the trouble Andy is in for that kind of thing…
But it must have been fun at the time…. Are you sure?
He wasn’t the first time, but on second attempts he changed his mind…
Wot a twit. Imagine paying that bint $thousands just to shag her. I mean, she wasn’t a cracker to look at, personality doubtful and I doubt if Andy could have been bothered with conversation. Stupid twit could have had much better for free.
This woman who was molested against her will, is the one who then got one of her friends in on the carousel, isn’t she. What a set!
Wot a twit. Imagine paying that bint $thousands just to shag her. I mean, she wasn’t a cracker to look at, personality doubtful and I doubt if Andy could have been bothered with conversation. Stupid twit could have had much better for free.
This woman who was molested against her will, is the one who then got one of her friends in on the carousel, isn’t she. What a set!
She’ll catch a cold in that skimpy top in this weather.
That’s me. Bed calls. God natt, folkens. Sees i morgen!
I know how you feel.
Gawd, and you admit to that?
Disgraceful!!
What kind of debauchery is now allowed on Nottle.
Don’t tell me he’s interviewing the new lady on the scene Emily Brown
…………… allegedly.
Interviewing?
Who do you think suggested she post here?
No, not Phizzee
Well I have to admit I blocked her, should I leave my bank details now ??? 😎
No! Send them to your accountant in Nigeria. He’ll know what to do with them.
Job done ,…..now applying for benefits.
Evening, all. I am beginning to think that Bojo might be as Teflon-coated as Blair 🙁
Knight of the Garter 2045?
Your clock gaining?
Sos is probably already clocked.
Sucks teeth…
How are you getting on LotL? I read about your dear friend and could have wept for you both. Thinking of you and hope all goes better.
Haven’t heard any more today but will follow up in a couple of days. To be honest, I have enough to cope with and cannot take on too much more. It’s also a distance and we are on a limited income.
I want him to stay and take the responsibility for this when the SHTF, I don’t want him slithering off and worming his way out of it.
He won’t. By the time there are consequences he’ll be long gone creaming in sack loads of cash blithering on about the harm he did to this country.
Like them all. This rubbish about giving knighthoods s a matter of course to outgoing PMs is completely misconceived – they should be made to pay for the damage they cause the country. They might alter their policies if that were the case.
Johnson can run but he cannot hide. His nonsensical multiple assaults on our civil liberties is unfathomably wicked.
He is exposed as an ignoramus and hypocrite. His character is about as far apart as you could get from that of Churchill. He is a alcoholic retard, selfish, disorganised and clumsy to boot.
He will be brought to account for his misdeeds, malfeasance in public office and crimes against humanity in due course.
I’m off to read my Reacher, Better Off Dead………..are you listening Boreus. You’ve already run out of options.
https://youtu.be/PKCBlojdHgk?t=121
I got that as a Christmas present. Please tell me if it’s worth reading, or if I’m better off dead.
Well,………. I have read all of his books so far, this is typical of the more recent, there’s a bit too much descriptive unnecessary information. What I find helps is, as in this book it’s set in the south of Arizona. Look on Google Earth and find a town that is close to the description he gives. Have a ‘drive around’ I find it often helps with most Fiction I read.
I just love the way Reacher beats the crap out of the baddies. As Liam Neeson does in the Taken stories.
The first and third musicians from the left could certainly do with a haircut, IMHO.
Not all of them are still alive. The eagles are my all time favourite band we saw them live at Wembley years ago. Erin and I had leave before the last number was completed, to collect our three boys from my mothers. And as we walked through the old Wembley car park they drove passed us in two limos. We waved, they waved back. It was one of those nights.
https://twitter.com/True_Belle/status/1481736361447092227
Why DID Labour’s Barry Gardiner take £500k from a Chinese ‘spy’? Ex-shadow minister who backed China’s bid for UK nuclear projects says he only found out Christine Lee was a communist agent TODAY and MI5 said he could keep the money to pay staff
Sod it!
Excellent performance of Shostakovich 4 on R3, but now ready for bed.
Night all.
Good night, BoB, and to everyone on here.
Not keen on Shostakovich except for his piano preludes.
Try his Violin Concerto No.1 in A Minor op 99.
The Victoria Mullova recording with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra under Andre Previn is my choice.
344132+ up ticks,
A Margaret Lockwood poseur,
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1481741127346798597
Sweet little thing, but is it gonna be one of the pigs in blankets?
Well, that’s the last Special Victim’s Unit I’ll ever watch. ‘Woke’ doesn’t even begin to describe it.
I’ll tell you what was very good…the Martin Clunes programme on channel 3 this evening. Beautiful scenery and wildlife. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
We’ve been watching the Shetland series that was on a few weeks ago. One more episode to go. Quite tense and great scenery. Subtitles helps.
Well it is 50 years to the day when I first met the to be Mrs VVOF. To celebrate we went to the theatre to see “The Play What I Wrote”, a take on Morecambe &Wise show, followed by a meal.
She tells me I have never been so happy, she’s right but I don’t need to tell her that, she knows me like a book. Where the hell did those 50 years go?
Many congratulations to you both. To still be together after 50 years is an achievement. Hope you had a wonderful day together!
Thank you and we did indeed.
Brilliant life VVOF.
44 years here and thank God for my good luck!
I feel the same, I have been a lucky chap.
Second time around for me and it’s our Silver wedding anniversary this summer.
Congratulations, let’s hope the sun shines bright on both of you on the day.
Our wedding day was the hottest of the year- so maybe!
Congratulations, VVOF!
Thank you.
Congratulations to you both.
You sound as happy as we are. Great isn’t it.
It is indeed.
Good Night All
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec80d96cc4a83f253e209177c772b66dbfa1bf686970866ae80ab92eee7f8bae.jpg
Night all.
Goodnight, everyone.
Here it is. For Ndovu. The world seems a better place for a few moments.
https://twitter.com/ChinUpChubbly/status/1481754251097518089?s=20
Lovely.
344132+ Up ticks,
Wimbledon of sorts,
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1481764031425822725
I tried to post the following BTL comment under a DT article about negotiations with the EU over N Ireland but it was banned for not conforming to the DT’s code!
How long will it be before Article 16 is invoked and the Protocol is no longer in place? It took 4 years from the referendum until Britain actually left the EU – will it take our limp-wristed politicians just as long to pluck up the courage to invoke it?
If Truss does not resolve this issue then her career and ambitions are finished.
Was it the term ‘limp-wristed’ that they found so offensive, and if so why?
Probably- because it implies a certain kind of sexuality.
Probably- because it implies a certain kind of sexuality.
The DT are employing younger people not of our generation who do not understand the use of our language, probably also people for whom English is not their mother-tongue and read something differently into what you have said. They do not understand the term, and also because sexual terms are bandied about so freely in this age the association is different for them.
None of the newspapers write correct English anymore. I would, actually, be surprised if it is always foreigners making the errors…usually, if one learns a foreign language, one is more precise than a native speaker. Not always, of course.
They admitted to me when I complained t’other day that their automod algorithm is overly sensitive. Of course they didn’t actually tell me what word or phrase triggered it.
In case it hasn’t already been done…the Chinese spy, Call-Me-Dave, 2015:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jan/13/chinese-national-trying-to-improperly-influence-politicians-says-mi5
OK, so who issued her with a HoP pass?
Watched (again) the Cariboo Trail on youtube. A decent western with Randolph Scott.
Randolph Scott and Cary Grant once shared a house on the beach in CA. The number of parties and the boozing was such that the house was nicknamed Cirrhosis by the Sea.
Indeed, M’Lady, and that nickname suggests that the boozy parties were heterosexual and that the two male actors were sharing a house because they were pals. This is often the case with actors, especially early in their careers when it meant that the rent was halved. However, ever anxious to sell more newspapers, journalists of the day suggested that Scott and Grant were closet homosexuals. I don’t think that anything was ever proved, but it is now a common belief that the suggestion/rumour was true. I have no idea either way.
Nighty night all 😴
Good morning all – Friday’s new page is https://nttl.blog/friday-14-january-theres-time-for-a-new-sterner-prime-minister-to-take-the-helm-before-the-next-election/.
Thank you again, Geoff.
Thank you.
Good morning and thankyou Geoff.